Monster Mates Podcast

Well, time to go back head first into the deep. This time we need to go even deeper though, deeper than we've gone before. I'm sure some kind of joke can be made from this, just make sure to have some pocket chum just in case. Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

Ethereal doesn't mean that you can't bang it, alright? At least I think so. Maybe they can like... tickle your genitals or even give you a rimjob, something like that. If it has a hole, then it's a goal is all I'm saying. Art is by Ya Boi Gad (@TH3GADFLY | https://twitter.com/TH3GADFLY )!

You ready to be uncomfortable? Because this one's gonna be uncomfortable. What they seem to lack in decency or moral, they certainly make up for in combat prowess. I think that's how that works, right? Eh, I'll figure it out later. Art is by Julius-B (@JuliusB8 | https://twitter.com/JuliusB8 )!

Look, I know we're lost now because we spent too much time with the tiger girls, but hey, I'm a survivalist by nature. Now what was the old saying? Was it moss or mushrooms point the way to civilization? Oh well, we'll figure it out. Art is by Hota_ruby (@Firefly_21M | https://twitter.com/Firefly_21M )!

So I know we intended to go to Oklahoma at some point to visit that one tiger zoo or whatever, but I decided that I think it would be better if we went to the Iron Fist tournament instead. Sorry not sorry. Art is by Mak (@the_dermak | https://twitter.com/the_dermak )!

Look, all I'm saying is, is that two sex organs are better than one. It's not that difficult to figure out, it's basic math. I suppose that's why people like anal as well, even if that's not a sex organ by nature. Art is by Prima Polaris (@PrimaPolaris | https://twitter.com/PrimaPolaris )!

I swear, these stairs in Hell just keep going deeper and deeper. But at least this time, the stairs are leading us closer to the surface. Anybody got any Scooby Snacks on them? I feel like they could be handy right about now. Art is by KingKairu (@KingKairuu | https://twitter.com/KingKairuu )!

I think we made a wrong turn somewhere in the 100 acre woods. Ah well, I'm sure it'll be just fine, I'm sure there's not any fiendish predators anyway. Got this nice jar a honey-scented lotion just in case too. Art is by Shorah (@Shorah_Art | https://twitter.com/Shorah_Art )!

Time to dive back into the ocean to find us some booty. I think this time we've found 8 times the booty! Or maybe 7, depending on your perspective. Doesn't matter, as long as you don't mind having markings afterwards. Art is by Katt0 (@ohmytubes | https://twitter.com/ohmytubes )!

We've gone from the multi-eyed Beholder to the now singled eye cyclops, I'm sure Polyphemus would be proud of us. Or maybe not, I dunno. You think their tears are bigger as a result, and can be used as lube? Actually, don't answer that, I don't want to think about it. Art is by Cha.sai (@bobaaaatea | https://twitter.com/bobaaaatea )!

Hey remember that bible story about that dude who had to flee from Sodom and Gomorrah? Well did you know that after he ran away with his daughters they got him drunk and fucked him? No? Well, that's fine, because the booze will flow like water with these girls! Maybe something else will flow too, eh? Art is by Silas Diakonos (@SDiakonos | https://twitter.com/SDiakonos ) !

The key to a good sex life is to keep on growing. At least, that's what I think that's the key to it. I dunno, doesn't matter. Get your bladders ready, lads, time to get creative up in this garden!  Art is by Cha.sai (@bobaaaatea | https://twitter.com/bobaaaatea )!

Going in for our third soul selling, man where do we keep getting these things? Whatever, this time we're getting our bang for our buck, almost literally. You could almost say we're doing a community service for them by feeding them their essentials, right? I'm sure there's a tax write-off on that somewhere. Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

Time to get creepy crawly with this one. On second thought, maybe this is a bit *too* creepy. As long as they don't mate Mantis style, at least it won't be the worst ordeal I've ever done, right? Art is by SAL3M ( @dreamalgia | https://twitter.com/dreamalgia )!

Time for your gateway drug, ladies and gentlemen, because we're going into the wilderness to find us our elven paradise! Art is by Starboy (@ChaoticBilly | https://twitter.com/ChaoticBilly )!

Putin and Swift were getting in on this before us normies were. Doesn't matter though, because this is where we separate the men from the boys when it comes to monster girls. To dive in the pussy/ride the danger desire, or get off the diving board/leave the log alone. Art is by Paperbeetle ( @paperbeetIe | https://twitter.com/paperbeetIe )!

This time we're going a bit lower (or higher depending on your perspective) on the infernal food chain. No soul-selling this time, just good old fashion blood pacts with these fiendish imps. Just make sure you keep them in check, they got some mouth on them. Art is by Cookie (@AngeryCookies | https://twitter.com/AngeryCookies)!

Time to go to the high mountains to find ourselves a yeti girl! Maybe there will be some natural hot springs nearby when we find her? Hopefully. But if not, I'm sure her fur and big hugs will help us plenty! Art is by Silas Diakonos (@SDiakonos | https://twitter.com/SDiakonos )!

Time to go back under the sea as we go full fish! And before any of you ask, we do not stan Ariel in this house! Also, if you go for the fish top and human bottom, you are sub-human. Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

The most basic monster girl? Probably. Does that matter? Hell no. So this time we're talking about the cutest little gelatin to ever exist, and if you speak bad of her, I will rip off your fingers myself. Art is by hamdy yahya (@hamdyartzone | https://twitter.com/hamdyartzone )!

Assume the position for Fisto-9000, also be careful where your limbs are, unless you're into big surprises, because some adventures have eternal consequences. But who cares, let me get up in them wires! Art is by AT (@Alex_Toons | https://twitter.com/Alex_Toons )!

We made it lads, we finally sold our souls to devil on this one. Eh, it was bound to happen eventually. But no matter, we've made our bed, now it's time to get laid in it! Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

Much fluff, so cute. You think their chest is as soft as their fur thing? I would certainly hope they would. But doesn't mater, just make sure to use the light in appropriate areas, otherwise things are gonna get big funky. Art is by Paper Beetle (@paperbeetIe | https://twitter.com/paperbeetIe )!

Probably the scariest girl we've reviewed thus far. Who knew that tentacles could have so many purposes? I totally didn't, shut up, perv. It's crazy how much power can come in little packages, or in many limbs I suppose. Art is by Mochi (@MochiiMax | https://twitter.com/MochiiMax )!

Oh boy, sure like them eggs, huh? No, not you? That's fine, I don't like those eggs either. But what I do like is girls with wings, that's pretty hype, not gonna lie. Granted, so is just having wings in general. Art is by AT (@Alex_Toons | https://twitter.com/Alex_Toons )!