Monster Mates Podcast

Grab on to some of that big ball of fluff or else she might blow you away, or worse yet, you may be going to sleep before getting in on the action. Art is by Nats (@d0ughnats | https://twitter.com/d0ughnats )!

This big girl has a big appetite, and not just for smaller monsters. Just be careful around that tongue of hers. It can be a thing of pleasure, but it just might be your demise too. Art is by Shan3ng (@shan3ng | https://twitter.com/shan3ng )!

This blood-sucker doesn't hit you with some shrap, pearly fangs. No, this one has a sharp little poker to get that red high. Just be thankful that the poker is on the face and not below the waist. Art is by Ichimoral (@Ichimoral | https://twitter.com/Ichimoral )!

Make sure to get your lighters going, because there ain't no gummies on this high. Take a nice seat on a comfy toadstool, find a chill frog to hang with, and let the good times roll. Art is by ruru (@kuuriux | https://twitter.com/kuuriux )!

This big momma ain't just got junk in her trunk, but she's got an entire mountain on her back to boot! Just be careful, because looks can be deceiving! Art is by Twade (@TwadeArtiste | https://twitter.com/TwadeArtiste )!

With her gaze reflecting her heart, will you be able to bear this heavy load? Or will you be like the miner or the sculpture, able to pierce this harsh veil? Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

Just because something looks dirty, doesn't mean it's not unhygienic. Like knots, or whips, or flossing your sister's teeth, or-- actually, maybe this is the wrong analogy to use for this. Art is by Ash (@Santanaelchan | https://twitter.com/SantanaelChan )!

And lo, on Walpurgisnacht shall the true rulers of humanity be set aflame, scathing the lands and loins of those who come across them, blessed be. Art is by LJ (@cbbluberii | https://twitter.com/cbbluberii )!

No Peter Cottontail around here fellas, but maybe we'll find a good Penny Cottontail instead? Who knows!? I just hope you have enough money for all the child support. Art is by em (@shianebulae | https://twitter.com/shianebulae )!

In the most chilly of environments, lies a predator that requires only the most fiery of hearts and the most vicious of stamina. Let's go conquer it! Art if by Core34 (@thecore34 | https://twitter.com/thecore34 )!

No need for any lubricants this time, she can just slide all over you, in more ways then one. Just be careful not to get any in your mouth, I hear it doesn't taste great. Art is by Moon-chan (@MoonLSU_NSFW | https://twitter.com/MoonLSU_NSFW )!

The beginning of a new chapter has started! And we're starting out in the bottom of the trash can, where all the gross trash piles are at! Art is by ghosty (@paranoid_ghosts | https://twitter.com/paranoid_ghosts )!

Be careful of where you're walking. If you keep your eyes too forward, you might accidentally hit someone. Granted, with their large pointy hats, it's pretty hard not to spot them, calling you chum and all that. Art is by Chocolinqq (@choco_linqq | https://twitter.com/choco_linqq )!

Sometimes you just need to go on autopilot after a full day, to a point where you don't even realized you're being butt-snuggled by a random person. I'm sure it'll work out though. Art is by Ojazaki (@NotOjazaki | https://twitter.com/NotOjazaki )!

The Welsh would like to know your location. But beyond that, just make sure to keep an eye out and remember the number of sheep bouncing in your lap. Art is by Oriva (@oreebaa | https://twitter.com/oreebaa )!

Another long-tonged girl, but this one definitely seems a lot less.... refined than the others. Just make sure you get your shots after your done with her. Art is by Venky (@VenkyDraws | https://twitter.com/VenkyDraws )!

The mind, the throne to any sentient organism. But when otherworldly forces get involved, there's no telling what kind off usurpers might come knocking, especially knocking between your thighs. Art is by Isterika (@stvulgarr | https://twitter.com/stvulgarr )!

How good are your legs? DO you feel like they could be better? Well try jumping from lillypad to lillypad for 24 hours then come back to me. Art is by Kazabubu (@KazabubuNSFW | https://twitter.com/KazabubuNSFW )!

Become one with the hive mind and swarm! Gotta get on those radio frequencies if you wanna know where the magic is happening. Art is by MetalGaruruWuff (@NBDArtworks | https://twitter.com/NBDArtworks )!

It's time to follow a soldier's creed, whether it be lance, shield, or sword. Take up your arms and fight for your life, for the glory of monster girls! Art is by Jek (@Jake_LastName | https://twitter.com/Jake_LastName )!

Whispering into your ears deep at night, a flicker of what once was a soul dancing in the darkest night, let them lead you not, lest you fall victim like so many others. Art is by LittleBink (@littlebinkbonk | https://twitter.com/littlebinkbonk )!

Like any good thing, you gotta start from the ground up and work from there. In this case, I would say starting from the bottom and traveling upwards is the best part. Art is by WrizWro (@WrizWro | https://twitter.com/WrizWro )!

Spin the wheel, roll the dice, embrace the odds and defy madness itself as we go on a magical adventure. Okay, it's only slightly magical, but hey, if two heads are better than one, than getting head from 4 girls is heaven! Art is by AlizeShii (@SekaiNoTatakai | https://twitter.com/SekaiNoTatakai )!

When you least expect it, bam! Monster girls. Changing the toilet paper roll in your bathroom? Monster girl! Turning the faucet handle? Monster girl! Picking up a can of beans? Monster girl! Art is by Akane (@artamiest | https://twitter.com/artamiest )!

You gotta be one with the hive if you wanna buzz around like a beast on the streets. Or you know, at least know how to pollinate some fine flowers. Art is by Cookie (@AngeryCookies | https://twitter.com/AngeryCookies ​ )!