Mom Swipes Left

It's been a bat-shit news cycle. Carol and Jen try to catch their breath, and Carol reveals a very shocking 50th birthday surprise! In an effort to get away from the news, the ladies discuss alternate endings to favorite children's books. Warning: it does take a dark turn, but what hasn't lately?

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Carol gives a Ben update and Jen reports on the self-lubricating condom. Matchmaker questions and a debate drinking game that seems so quaint and naive only one week later. Where will this shit storm take us?

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Ben is back for some reason, and he irritates the shit out of Jen. Discussions about the trainwreck of MaineCare; white trash childhood food; and RIP to the RBG. Plus, an in-person Dear Daddy that ends with Ben getting kicked off the show. Just another week in paradise.

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Jen almost drowns in her own blood while Carol goes on an anti-QAnon rant. Jen vs. David Letterman and the official MSL "What My Vagina Smells Like" candle. Can you be friends with someone from the opposite political party? Probably not. Also, the secret origins behind "piss poor" and "shit end of the stick".

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Jen talks herself out of a podcast funk while Carol introduces a fantastic porn PSA. Ball hammock underwear, a DIY stylus, and a shout out to projection artist Robin Bell round out the episode. Unfortunately, Carol does make a slur against our wizard listeners. I'm sorry.

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It's Jen's firsthand experience with tonsil stones and Carol rethinks her attitude on adult babies and diaper lovers. Jen may be responsible for the current pepperoni shortage in America while Carol muses on which Trump family member plays the characters in an Addam's family/Munsters mashup. Lastly, a discussion about changing logos in the time of Covid.

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Both Carol and Jen are cranky with the world. Carol celebrates a birthday, and Jen gets the finger from a Gen Z-er. Political commentary is peppered amongst discussions of adult babies/diaper lovers, Carol's bladder, and a disturbing letter from a 9 year old.

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Carol discusses her in-laws' Covid theories while Jen laments the lack of integrity in her recently purchased underwear. What else can 2020 hit us with? Why is this the best time for the government to finally confess to some "secrets"? Kegel and cunnilingus apps and a discussion about dirty song lyrics. It's a jam-packed episode!

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Jen and Carol welcome Matt, Pat, and Nate from the podcast Live! From the Beach Bungalow, and they teach these Bungsters a thing or two about a thing or two. Join us as we learn if they shave their balls, ever shat their pants, if they'd fuck a bag of nasty trash, and why they don't like Jen's Ms. Puffs pudendum.

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The ladies cover the gamoo... Love on the Spectrum; menstrual face masks; the Vaguum; and asshole bleaching hacks. Also, what are the things you love about quarantine that you hope won't go away? Jen tries to burst a ganglion cyst on Carol's back using the popular tome "The Works of Josephus". Lastly, is it ok to put your pussy up against a public glory hole?  

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Carol is hot and dehydrated and premenstrual. Jen muses on why Downton Abbey is so popular and has a Confession Corner. Want to know how you can scream into the Icelandic wilderness or make that $600 a week? SHARK ATTACK...you heard it here last! Also, the ladies heed the request of a loyal fan asking for a Google Adventure.

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It's hot and the ladies are ugly. The fucking computer shits out and Walter makes an executive decision. Jen leaves a smell stain on Carol's bed for her dogs to enjoy later, and then they play the "name game". Play along and see if you're cool,

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Carol asks "Is nothing sacred?", and Jen describes her latest Google adventure. The duo discuss the secret meanings behind particular cartoon characters; the phenomenon of poop-play; and how Carol once played a "fife". Be sure to check the ladies out on "Live! From the Beach Bungalow".