Mom Swipes Left

It's Christmas and the debut of the Rodecaster Pro is here! Jen has several shit lists, and Carol goes OFF on how women are either too young or too old to be taken seriously.  How much McDonald's is too much, and does KFC have the coolest media department of all the fine dining establishments? What do you do when you find out your co-worker doesn't actually have Down's Syndrome? And the last...

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Jen has a dream boyfriend and a shitlist about the new Mark Trail. The ladies debate if it's ok to ask for a donated organ to be returned. Also, sometimes pubic lice will hide in your asshole when you try to Nair. A listener asks about the normalcy of farts that take a tour of your labia, and Carol tries to stump Jen with a wrestling quiz. Don't miss this week's gift guide! Be sure to check it out...

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For a brief moment, Jen believes she may have produced one of the world's largest, heaviest boogers. But a quick trip to the interwebs proves how mistaken she is.

The ladies are back during an intense windstorm to talk about all the notable news that has backed up over the last two weeks. Dick shrooms, mask artists, poop coffee, and grow-your-own human meat. Of course, we also talk about the end of the world's obelisks and zombie minks. Carol takes an online blow job quiz, but then Jen slides in her own, MUCH BETTER, quiz. Also, week one of the 2nd Annual M...

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Carol feels that she is being held hostage to another of Jen's guided meditations. And then Jen experiences the uncompromising pain of an eyelash in the eye. A solid two minutes of entertainmet.

The ladies welcome comedians Ian Stuart and James Theberge to talk about their web series "Welcome to Maine". Jen callously asks about diseases, deformities, and odd-ball body tricks while Carol asks "pot or pussy" and what would they rather jam in their asses. Braille t-shirts, the undeniable sexiness of Tim Sample, and why cryptozoologists may taste fecal samples. Be sure to check out all of our...

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Feeling a little down over the holidays? Take a page from Jen's book and start holding your pee to feel joy. 

Carol is recovering from a non-Covid illness while Jen muses on some of life's most important topics. What is the difference between a hoarder and a collector and how are swingers handling the pandemic? A very special Dear Daddy asks, "How much poop in your underwear is TOO much poop?"  Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Is there a limit to personal stank?

The ladies are celebrating the election! Now they can go back to talking about weird sex and poop. Did Donald die at Walter Reed and was then replaced with Bob Zmuda? Aren't we all sick of "thoughts and prayers"? Also, it's about time we applauded the clit. Be sure to visit momswipesleft.com for show notes!

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Jen guides Carol on a brief meditation to help relieve anxiety.

It's the night before the election and suspicion abounds. Carol apologizes for losing her temper with Jen, and the ladies describe their Halloween scare-a-thon. Rogue nipples, top ten google searches that produced Mom Swipes Left results, and predictions of what Trump will do if not re-elected. Then, Carol loses her patience with Jen.

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The ladies get a Tarot card reading from diviner Sarah Love and shocking results are brought to light. Jen's used tampons have brought a bear to the neighborhood while Carol takes the high road in regard to an unfortunate accident. Mom Swipes Left tries really hard to be better people, but ultimately, it really comes down to the crack and the gays.

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Jen can't un-see the Trump YMCA dance and Carol admits to losing her mind a little bit. Bears have once again taken Jen's used tampons, and the kids at the school across the road can't go out for recess because of it.  The ladies discuss ways to purposely botch a Zoom date and also share unknown things that can kill you.

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Carol makes apologies for Jen's mouth and the trainwreck that was Episode 97. The ladies hatch a plan for some Halloween fun that will bring happiness to the community. Jen fails horribly at a jingle quiz, and the promised Dear Daddy regarding chewing gum in pubic hair is discussed.

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