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This maze…what’s up with it? It’s not a very proper maze is it? What exactly was this Xonthal guy up to? What other wild and mysterious rooms will await our heroes within this vile place? Only Max Hedman knows. Or I guess you will after listening to this episode! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Our heroes have failed. The dragon cult may have won. Oh wait, the B team! Perhaps they can do something about these remaining issues! Max Hedman, give them STRENGTH! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

What a treat! The OG Dragonslayer’s at it again! Nothing can stand in their way! All cultists and dragons and fiends watch out! These three are coming for you. Also, happy valentine’s day Max Hedman! (everyone else, too, I guess) Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Holy shit our heroes are reunited!!! Who could have seen that coming?! It certainly wasn’t me! I hope things continue to go up from here!! Max Hedman, you’ve done it again! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

At the foot of your dry well, Old friend in ambush, What did we expect? Have we really changed? You could never forgive me for Pleasures divulged or defeats kept secret. You have flowered in your little heat Like an untrimmed wick. It is plain what you are thinking While I am thinking How you have grown into your ugliness Which at one time did not fit you. Console your distaste for departures: I f...

Okay so now Locke’s story is getting caught up to contemporary times! How will he go about saving Annie from Candlekeep? What will he do about the ring he is supposed to give? Will he be able to make it back to Waterdeep before Vtoroy leaves for a new mission? I guess we’ll just have to see. Max Hedman, if you’re listening, help guide our heroes along the right path! Sound effects courtesy of Zaps...

That council went down pretty smoothly, all things considered! It’s honestly such a surprise that everyone was able to agree on things as easily as they did. Perhaps things are actually starting to look up for our heroes! Now if only our main crew could get back together…I sure hope Locke does something about Annie. Maybe they can also recruit Max Hedman along the way! Sound effects courtesy of Za...

Gods those dragons were so cool. I really do love dragons. I think they’re some of the most interesting things that the human imagination has come up with. Anyway, what’s up with that message that Vtoroy got? I wonder who could be waiting for him. Maybe it’s Max Hedman?? That’d be absolutely NUTS! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Our heroes have faced a few dragons before, but metallic ones? I think they’ve seen like one before. That was pretty cool, right? Anyway, wow. What a threatening and awe inspiring appearance. How majestic and powerful these beings are. Max Hedman would be amazed at their sight. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Vtoroy is back and better than ever, baby! Though he may be a little sadder. I mean, wouldn’t you if you saw your god die right in front of your eyes?? Luckily for me, the only god I know is Max Hedman. Surely he’ll come and save the day! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh man Annie’s dad is cool. Like wow what an absolute chad. I’m glad she’s finally getting some bonding time with her old man. She’s been searching for him for so long she really deserves this! Honestly, he’s almost as cool as Max Hedman! Though we’ll have to see how Max feels about that one. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Phew, glad Vtoroy is okay. Anyway, what’s Annie up to? I think we should check in on her. Is this guy really her dad?? How incredible would that be for her to finally find her dad after searching for him for so long!! Also this is our 100th episode!!!!! Slap your knees and call Max Hedman, it’s time to party!!!!! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Wow oh wow, Annie found her dad! Like holy shit that’s amazing! Also yay we found Vtoroy, whatever, but WOW!!!!! Someone tell Max Hedman about this!!! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

A fight split up into two parts?! How absolutely unheard of! How will Annie get out of this new-found trouble she’s in? What will happen when our heroes find Vtoroy? Will Velehir get his mountain back? I think you already know what I’m going to say, so let’s just sit back, relax and listen to the smooth as silk musings of Max Hedman while we wait for our answers. Sound Effects courtesy of Zapsplat...

Wow, that last episode was…heavy puts it lightly. However, we have some other pressing matters to attend to! Our heroes are at the threshold of this mount only to be stopped by DEMONS?! What are the odds! I sure hope they can get to Vtoroy! Perhaps Max Hedman will swoop in and save the day! Sounds effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Five demons, one of which is a Balor?! How will our heroes get out of this?!?! Even with a Behir at their side, I really am having my doubts about this whole mission of theirs. I just hope Vtoroy is alive and well at the end of all of this. Let’s all ask Max Hedman to give him strength. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

The sad reality of being an adventurer is the price that comes with it. The loss of one so dear to you, someone under the protection of people who you trusted…it truly is disheartening. How will Locke recover from this? Will Max Hedman be able to console this grief stricken brother? Unfortunately…we won’t be finding out today! It’s back to Annie and the Cucks! Will they rescue Vtoroy? Find out! So...

POV: You’re a gnomish woman who was sent into the sleeping chamber of an adult white dragon to steal a key and it suddenly wakes up. What do you do? If you have a pretty decent answer, PLEASE tell Jamna because she needs it. Or at least tell Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Is this excursion even worth it? We’re not certain they’ll find Locke and now we have to worry about their safety!! I personally think they should have brought a much larger group with them. Of course, that’s just my opinion. I wonder if Max Hedman shares that same sentiment? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

With our B-Team having come together for the sole mission of saving Locke, you’d think they’d have come up with a better plan than “go north and wing it from there”. Oh well, they have the right spirit I guess. Truly I hope they are reunited with Locke and things turn out okay. Perhaps they’ll even run into Max Hedman out there! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

By all that is holy, Vtoroy has been captured!! What will our heroes do to save him?! He couldn’t have gotten too far! Oh gods I hope they’re not torturing him or anything! Max Hedman, help us!!! Sound Effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Our heroes have defeated Neronvain and made Chuth the might green dragon flee! Now all they must do is return to Altand with these prisoners and all should be right in the world! Hopefully the spiders won’t pose too much of a threat on the way back! Max Hedman should be able to keep them preoccupied with his incredible music. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Pov: you just escaped an forest full of spiders and jumped into a pool of water in front of a waterfall and suddenly a great green dragon flies out. What do you do? I think I’ll ask Max Hedman his thoughts on this scenario. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Of all the monstrous and magical things in the multiverse and it HAD to be spiders?? Gods that’s annoying. So many spiders. So many webs. So much freaky, eight-legged action going on. I hope you can stomach it. I hope Max Hedman can stomach it. Sound Effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Our heroes have found the answers they were seeking, yet more mysteries remain. How will they confront Galin with the information they have gathered, as well as question him for any new information? Well, you’ll just have to listen to find out! Max Hedman will keep you company, don’t worry. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat