Modular

Oh no. I hope the family is safe. I hope our heroes can help. Maybe this is just a random forest fire and nothing bad is happening?? The title of the episode has me a little scared though…please help me calm down Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Harbon is the absolute WORST! He can’t stand the sight of a few dead bodies? What a CHUMP. Gods I hate him. I hope they elect a new town master. Someone incredible. Someone smart. Someone brave. Someone…like Max Hedman? Maybe? Also, I guess I should say something about the Red Brands. Well there you go. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Everyone here is so rude like what the hell??? Just the worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone tell that barkeep to grown a damn spine. Also that Chad character just makes me irrationally angry. I can understand why a certain bard tried to punch him. Perhaps you can get the drop on him, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

So that didn’t go as planned. I mean..who doesn’t mess up on their job every once in a while?? Also stink-eye from villagers can really mean anything! We don’t know the whole situation! I’m not going to count our heroes out just yet! Things can still go well for them. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

What a precarious situation indeed! Hopefully our heroes can get out of this with no trouble. I have faith that they will be able to save Sildar and defeat Yeemik quite easily! Then they can head to Phandalin and all have a pint! All on Gundren’s coin, of course. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

So this hideout hasn’t been too dangerous so far, which is great! But this guy here…he’s making me a bit nervous. Hopefully our fledgling heroes don’t have too much trouble. I’d hate to see any of them die this early in the adventure! I say you play us an optimistic yet cautious tune, Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of zapsplat

So those Goblins were kind of pushovers if you ask me. Perhaps their leader will be a bigger threat? It’s always a bit scary to think about going to a cavern/hideout, but I’m certain if anyone is up for it our heroes are! Or they at least better be. I can’t imagine this will be friendly for those who are unprepared. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Oolix, Karyn, and Gem! What a trio of unexpected heroes! I know I have high hopes for them. Hopefully they can get this delivery done and get adventuring. Maybe they’ll even run into Bradley Copper and hear his sweet, sultry tunes (which sound surprisingly similar to Max Hedman). Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

It’s a new day and a new adventure!! I am SO excited to meet our new crew! I’m really looking forward to getting to know them as we weave our way through this familiar, yet different, location! Maybe they’ll even run into ol’ Bradley Copper…that would be the dream. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Yes folks, it’s that time again! We have a talk back!! Also, we have a very special surprise guest that I don’t think ANY of you will see coming!!!! Please be sure to listen to the whole thing as we dig in to this past season of Modular!!

Well this is it, folks! This is the end of the story for our current heroes! Hopefully things go smoothly. Otherwise…I’m not sure how I’d feel. It is a bit sad, I think I’ve started to grow accustomed to these guys. Let’s hope they survive so we can see them again another time! Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

So our heroes have were just beat the hell up..and that’s okay! They can still overcome this! Jermaine MUST be found! Garra MUST be stopped!! Things will work out in the end, I believe. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh wow! They just jumped right out! Talk about heroes who take action! Let’s hope that this wannabe Germaine doesn’t escape them. Let’s also hope that they don’t get into too big of a fight before dealing with the big boss of this operation! The title of this episode isn’t ominous at all…right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

They found him! They found the boy!! Finally some good news!! I feel a lot lighter knowing that, truth be told. Hopefully they don’t have any issues getting him back home. I have high hopes for this. What about you, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Hey just a quick forewarning, we had some technical issues with this episode. Hopefully everything should be good now, but I just wanted to make sure everyone knew. Excited to see what our heroes are up to next! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Time to go investigate a kidnapping! But how is it tied to the Warforged going missing?? All of this is confusing and bewildering me. I hope something can get cleared up by this! What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Jeez our team JUST got to this bar and they’re getting attacked ALREADY?! What’s up with that! I thought this was supposed to be a time of peace!! Well I think they can handle it. Or, at least, I hope they can handle it. What do you think, Max Hedman? Who’s coming out on top in this situation? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Things are going to start heating up in Sharn! Our new crew are about to kick some ass and take some names! Well, hopefully at least. They all seem a bit…weird. I mean, not in a bad way I think. Just..an odd bunch. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Hoo boy! A NEW campaign! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I can’t wait to see what cool and whacky characters our cast makes this time! Or maybe they’ll go with characters more nuanced and grounded? Nah I don’t think they’ve reached that level of maturity yet. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

This is it. This is what it has all been building up to. Will our heroes survive? Or will they die trying to save everyone? I’m not entirely certain what will happen, but I do know one thing: Auril must be defeated. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat Battle music courtesy of Descript

Well folks, this is it! Our final showdown! This is what it has all been leading up to!! I can’t help but feel nervous for our crew. Iriolarthas was a tough fight. They’ll need to use everything they have to really finish off both Auril and the cult once and for all. I have faith that they can do it! But just in case, can you hold me close and tenderly Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapspla...

Okay wow, what a way to start combat. Let’s hope no one dies from this fight! Of course, they’ll be injured for their next one. I’m starting to think that they may not survive this journey. I don’t know if I could take that, Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

A brain in a jar?? This has got to be the strangest adventure we have experienced on this show so far. The Dale is a weird place. Hopefully this person(?) can help our heroes get to the top of this tower. Otherwise, what really is the point of this character showing up? Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

We’re in the spire!!!! We are really trudging towards the end now, folks! Let’s hope that whatever happens is only good for our heroes. It looks like we will just have to wait and see. The anticipation is quite literally killing me! Max Hedman, play me a funeral tune to ease my soul into the afterlife. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Okay! We have the Octad, now let’s get this over with! And soon, please. I don’t think there has to be much glacier left for Auril to get through. We can deal with everyone else after we get this done. Right, Max Hedman? I also want to extend a massive congratulations to our wonderful and fantastic editor Hollie for GETTING MARRIED! Seriously, this show would not be what it is without her. If you...