Modular

That was so tense! I didn’t know how they were going to make it out of there without a fight. Luckily things went smoothly. Thank the gods. I know Oolix wouldn’t have been able to take them in a fight. And if anything bad happens to Oolix…I might have to go fight the Black Spider myself. With backup from Max Hedman, of course. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh wow, poor Gem. I can’t even imagine what she is going through. Hopefully things get sorted out quickly. I have faith that Oolix will come and save the day. Or someone will! Maybe it will even be Max Hedman? 👀 Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh man, what a cliffhanger! I hope we get the conclusion to it immediately! Or…are we going to hear the other side? No, no, that’s fine. I just…I need to see the outcome. But I can wait! As long as we get it next episode…right? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oolix is maybe the worst person to be alone I think. Quite literally it’s squishy. Like what is Oolix supposed to do if it runs into any trouble??? This does not bode well, and I don’t even know if I want to listen. Tell me what happens, Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

That wasn’t too bad of an encounter! Hopefully that’s the worst of what this forest holds….what do you mean look at the title of the episode?? What do you mean it’s not really a spoiler if it happens pretty early on?? Why is this description becoming even more meta than usual??? My brain is wracked, can I borrow yours Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Well, time to trek the woods. Hopefully nothing bad will happen! Surely, it won’t. Right? Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zaplsplat.

I am so sorry Gem. I can’t even begin to imagine how you are feeling. How did your mother even get involved??? It just doesn’t make sense to me. I hope we can get to the bottom of this mystery soon. Very soon. Let’s hope our party can keep up Gem’s sprits. I would hate to see what would happen otherwise. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Gods I love when things are resolved peacefully. I mean fighting and violence can be gratifying, but there’s just something about finding out a non-violent solution to a problem that really tugs at my heart strings. Also Gem and Kayrn are going to have to do something pretty spectacular to dethrone Oolix as my favorite now. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Time to go see some orcs! This is absolutely going to be a hard and bloody battle, but I guess depending on the amount of orcs it shouldn’t be too bad. Just make sure Oolix stays in the back. I don’t want a single gel on that ooze’s head to be damaged. Too precious for this world. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Gods don’t you just love when you win?? I know our heroes are feeling pretty damn proud of themselves right now. And they should! Taking down an entire operation of bandits is no small feat! Well maybe for some folks like our previous protagonists…but regardless! I’m proud of them, and I feel like they should be celebrated! Crack open some bottles and start playing a tune, Max Hedman! Sound effect...

Bradley really doged a bullet with Elsa, huh? Good thing he became a depressed alcoholic! Also I’m happy that they got some comeuppance for being so rude to our heroes. Does being rude deserve death? In this instance, yes! But I’m not judge, jury, or executioner. That would be Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

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This is a very interesting hideout. You’re telling me this group of riff raff coexists with a nothic AND skeletons??? I’m not buying it. Something fishy is going on here. Well, hopefully our heroes can make short work of these grunts and get to the big boss relatively quickly. I have hope! Do you, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

That Nothic wasn’t too bad! Let’s hope the rest of this (for lack of a better term) dungeon goes well! I think our heroes will survive, they seem pretty confident. And it’s not like the Red Brands are trained fighters! Random street youths are easier to fight than soldiers, right Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Oh no. I hope the family is safe. I hope our heroes can help. Maybe this is just a random forest fire and nothing bad is happening?? The title of the episode has me a little scared though…please help me calm down Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Harbon is the absolute WORST! He can’t stand the sight of a few dead bodies? What a CHUMP. Gods I hate him. I hope they elect a new town master. Someone incredible. Someone smart. Someone brave. Someone…like Max Hedman? Maybe? Also, I guess I should say something about the Red Brands. Well there you go. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Everyone here is so rude like what the hell??? Just the worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone tell that barkeep to grown a damn spine. Also that Chad character just makes me irrationally angry. I can understand why a certain bard tried to punch him. Perhaps you can get the drop on him, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

So that didn’t go as planned. I mean..who doesn’t mess up on their job every once in a while?? Also stink-eye from villagers can really mean anything! We don’t know the whole situation! I’m not going to count our heroes out just yet! Things can still go well for them. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

What a precarious situation indeed! Hopefully our heroes can get out of this with no trouble. I have faith that they will be able to save Sildar and defeat Yeemik quite easily! Then they can head to Phandalin and all have a pint! All on Gundren’s coin, of course. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

So this hideout hasn’t been too dangerous so far, which is great! But this guy here…he’s making me a bit nervous. Hopefully our fledgling heroes don’t have too much trouble. I’d hate to see any of them die this early in the adventure! I say you play us an optimistic yet cautious tune, Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of zapsplat

So those Goblins were kind of pushovers if you ask me. Perhaps their leader will be a bigger threat? It’s always a bit scary to think about going to a cavern/hideout, but I’m certain if anyone is up for it our heroes are! Or they at least better be. I can’t imagine this will be friendly for those who are unprepared. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Oolix, Karyn, and Gem! What a trio of unexpected heroes! I know I have high hopes for them. Hopefully they can get this delivery done and get adventuring. Maybe they’ll even run into Bradley Copper and hear his sweet, sultry tunes (which sound surprisingly similar to Max Hedman). Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

It’s a new day and a new adventure!! I am SO excited to meet our new crew! I’m really looking forward to getting to know them as we weave our way through this familiar, yet different, location! Maybe they’ll even run into ol’ Bradley Copper…that would be the dream. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Yes folks, it’s that time again! We have a talk back!! Also, we have a very special surprise guest that I don’t think ANY of you will see coming!!!! Please be sure to listen to the whole thing as we dig in to this past season of Modular!!

Well this is it, folks! This is the end of the story for our current heroes! Hopefully things go smoothly. Otherwise…I’m not sure how I’d feel. It is a bit sad, I think I’ve started to grow accustomed to these guys. Let’s hope they survive so we can see them again another time! Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.