MOATAIF

Artie meets famous actress Salma Hayek following the death of his wife, Brenda. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a hypothetical world in which murderer and racist George Zimmerman becomes President of the United States and the many, many fallouts of that election. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Brenda makes a shocking and personal announcement about her relationship with Destiny McEllhenry on Candy Suthers' talk show "Pieces of Candy." Then, Zach and RJ talk about their final days at Pretzel Maker, past managers, and annoying frequent customers.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Brenda DeKaplany sues Destiny McEllhenry for her eyesight in The Honorable Shaan Gee's Ghost Court.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Congressman Artie DeKaplany and his wife Brenda sit down with The Jew to share the exciting news of Brenda's recent births!  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Congressman DeKaplany speaks at the 2016 Democratic National Convention--but is interrupted when Brenda gives birth. Agnes reports on her findings in Lebanon. Then, Zach & RJ discuss the upcoming 2016 Presidential Election -- including a potential fracture of the Republican Party, what Bernie might do at the DNC, and surprise sympathy for random Republican candidates.  _____ New episodes...

Congressman DeKaplany addresses the 2016 Republican National Convention where he announces the next phase of his political career. Then, Zach, RJ, and Special Guest JT talk about the Republican Party, Hillary's potential VP, and Donald J. Trump. _____ "I Think My Dog's a Democrat" Video: https://bit.ly/3qsBt9N _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Congressman Artie DeKaplany gives a brief update on his already-scandal-embroiled tenure in office. Then, LIVE from the Benton Bunker; Zach, RJ, Royal, Hannah--and Special Guest, JT!--discuss anal-sex education, JT's Chicago trip, and then taste test some mysterious Gluten-Free snack bars.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which RJ discusses a Reddit thread about incest in light of Congressman DeKaplany's upcoming legislation. Then, Zach and RJ look through the CraigsList sex wanted ads.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Candy Suthers hosts MSNBC's coverage of Ohio's 8th Congressional debate among Warren Davidson (R-OH), Corey Foister (D-OH) and Artie DeKaplany (C-OH) to replace retiring Representative John Boehner.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Artie and Brenda sit down with The Jew to discuss incest rights and to declare Artie's candidacy for elected office.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Artie finishes reading "James and the Giant Peach" before making a shocking move in his relationship with his mom. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and moving out on their own. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Artie's love life crashes down around him. Then, live from Roberts Rental, Zach and RJ review a local music album, "Da Field" by Lakewood on a MOATAIF exclusive episode of RECIDS. _____ 'RECIDS' Playlist: https://bit.ly/3yEozZr 'Wonderful Crazy Nights' RECIDS: https://bit.ly/3qA95Da _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Live from the Benton Bunker, Artie begins to question the truth of Sherry's life stories. Then, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal discuss shitty Pretzel Maker customers and Hannah's transition from Pretzel Maker to Claire's. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Artie and Sherry discuss their past, present, and future over Brenda's comatose body. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Edie Quillen's psychosis and an awkward email Zach sent to the family of deceased sasquatch, Mark McGrory. _____ 'Our New Apartment' Video: https://bit.ly/321hGVR 'Kung Fu Tiger Cheese' Video: https://bit.ly/3yoqd1b _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcast...

Artie reads "James and the Giant Peach" to his comatose mother and connects with her hospice nurse, Sherry. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the first Azooie Award ceremony and their favorite teachers (randomly).  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In the season finale of the Azooie Nominated series, the stories of Agnes, Artie and Brenda all come to a dramatic cliffhanger. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

After getting asylum from Gov. Chris Christie, Artie tries to convince Brenda to vote for Bernie Sanders. Then, Zach and RJ discuss how to be polite to the mentally disabled, politics, and cleaning up poop in public restrooms.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

Artie and Brenda flee from Mother Russia after Artie mislabels himself their Vice President. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Artie and Brenda's situation, Edward Snowden's treasonous actions and Zach's stepdad's run-ins with the law.  _____ Clark County, Ohio Searchable Court Records: https://bit.ly/3GkFLpe _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Artie accidentally reveals more than he had hoped for when he sends in a transmission from Russia. Then, Zach and RJ recount their recent Ouija Board experiences -- including a lying spirit named Vince, a trip to Hannah's attic, and their general skepticism for the topic.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Agnes's mission report is interrupted when a transmission from Artie comes in from Russia. Then, Live from Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Nicholas, and Hannah discuss BDSM, a fire at Pretzel Maker, and Hannah's first squirting orgasm. Then, Zach's dad calls and the group plays Twenty Questions! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

In which Agnes takes a trip to Russia after tracking Bilo down there. Then, Zach and RJ explore the peaceful stillness of silence. _____  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In his first public interview since his latest murder confession, Artie DeKaplany sits down with K99.1FM's Destiny McEllhenry for a tell-all interview about his upbringing, the murder of his wife, and the accusations against him for the rape and murder of his daughter, Shardeep. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

In which Artie's mom reaches out to talk to him about the new murder allegations. Then, RJ discusses the spontaneous decision to get his nose pierced and Zach recounts trespassing in an abandoned Great American Cookie Company storefront in the Upper Valley Mall. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Artie is coerced into making a shocking confession by his attorney. Then, Zach and RJ discuss musical theatre--including Zach's recent involvement with Northwestern High School's re-staging of " Guys and Dolls."  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

In which Artie describes the murder of his daughter. Then, Zach and RJ briefly discuss Making a Murderer before Zach reads his elementary / middle / high school journal in a followup to last week's episode on RJ's diary.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.