MOATAIF

Originally aired November 7, 2020. Artie and Brenda celebrate the results of the 2020 Presidential election. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences on Election Day, watching the results, and their thoughts on the election of Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States.  ________________________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!

Originally aired November 1, 2020. Brenda and Artie are tried before the Ghost World's Supreme Court. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the biggest lies they've ever told.   ___________________________ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.  ___________________________  New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday!  MOATAI...

Originally aired October 27, 2020.  Artie completes a business deal while the universe falls apart. Then, in a special Halloween themed episode, Zach and RJ discuss their favorite Halloween memories and traditions!  _____________________ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.   _____________________ New episodes of M...

Originally aired October 18, 2020.  Artie and Brenda make a shocking discovery while confronting Javier at Club Diesel. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their lists for the top reality TV shows in this episode edited by RJ Quillen himself.   _________________ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.  _________________ New epi...

Originally aired October 11, 2020.  Artie and Brenda race to track down Javier so they can put a stop to his grift once and for all. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences with "hot celebrities!"  ___________________________________________________  Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.  __________________...

Originally aired October 4, 2020.  Artie confronts Javier over his outrageous spending which leads to a come-to-Jesus moment for their relationship. Then, Zach and RJ are joined by special guest Abigail Spracklen to discuss two historical events (each!) they would go back in time to witness and why!  Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats...

Originally aired September 27, 2020. In which Javier convinces Artie to shower, then goes on a spending spree. After, Zach and RJ discuss the state of American politics in 2020. 

Originally aired September 20, 2020. In which Mr. Javier sues Brenda in the Honorable and Omnipotent Shaan Gee's Ghost Court. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the Top 9 people from their High School.  Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket. 

Originally aired on September 13, 2020.  In which Brenda and Javier argue over Artie's medical care. Then, in a followup from last week, Zach calls his aunt--LIVE!--to get answers and dissects the conversation with RJ afterward. 

Originally aired September 6, 2020. In which Brenda and Artie DeKaplany sit down with Candy Suthers to discuss their bestselling memoir. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the betrayal of Zach's aunt. 

Brenda DeKaplany makes a deal with the Honorable and Omnipotent Shaan Gee in the long-awaited return of the acclaimed series.  Originally aired August 30, 2020. 

In 5 minutes and 40 seconds of extreme marijuana intoxication, the landscape of MOATAIF was drastically changed forever. Rest in Peace, Former Congressman Artie DeKaplany. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Originally aired April 30, 2017.  Artie and Brenda check in from the Czech Republic. Zach and RJ analogize a recent falling-out of their friendship to the death of Princess Diana. 

Zach and RJ test out a new microphone / mixer set-up and talk about the windfall of funds that led to it.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Originally aired March 7, 2017.  Brenda and Artie play a quick round of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and Truth or Dare.  (There are some known and unfixable audio errors)

Brenda phones Artie from prison as they consider the best path forward. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent retail experience at the newly opened "Treasure Trove" and review ' How I Got This Way' by Regis Philbin as the first installment of the "AZ00 Book Club." _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Originally aired January 1, 2017.  In which Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal reflect on 2016 and ring in 2017 live. 

While awaiting their Czech Republic flight, Brenda and Artie meet Agnes for the second time and things do not go well. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their disappointment in 'Fuller House' and in their fellow drivers. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Artie struggles to get Brenda's help packing for their upcoming move. Then, Zach and RJ are visited by the Spirit of David Bowie and discuss the hassle of chores while living alone. 

Realizing that Artie's political career in America is over for good, Artie and Brenda decide to flee to the Czech Republic. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their early age perversions -- they both talk about early-age crushes on family members, Zach describes a hentai calendar he made in Elementary School, and RJ reminisces on found-VHS-tape porn... or is it? _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every S...

After a brief hiatus, Agnes ties up all of the previous storylines and Artie reels from his election loss. Then, live from the Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal all discuss the devastation around the 2016 Presidential Election, their past hyper-sexuality, and Hannah and Royal's budding romantic relationship and their potential upcoming joint apartment.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air e...

Artie, Brenda, RJ, Zach, and the spirits of David Bowie, and Robin Williams are all threatened by the dark-lord herself, Latrisha, due to a heart door left open.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Brenda, now restored to her original body, details a dark-encounter she had in the Spirit World. Then, Zach and RJ talk about unrequited love, the first Presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Zach's day-to-day during training at Assurant, and the upcoming move to the Roberts Retreat by Sandals.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Candy Suthers interviews Adam Sandler, but the interview is quickly derailed when Candy is possessed by the Spirit of the REAL Salma Hayek who has a bone to pick with Brenda DeKaplany. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the recent passing of their teacher, Señora Bleigh, and what they would do if they knew they were going to die within two months.  _____ Dedicated to Sra. Connie Bleigh (1955-2016) ___...

Salma Hayek joins "Bobbie Flay, Today!" to discuss the rumors surrounding her relationship with Congressman, orphan, and widower -- Artie DeKaplany. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!