MOATAIF

In which Artie escapes from prison. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Ocean Spray and chicken pretzels before RJ reads his childhood diary.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

Zach and RJ discuss horrible people doing horrible things including Bill Cosby's rapes, the ignorant posts of Zach's former co-worker, and a recent quitter from Pretzel Maker.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Zach and special guest host Hannah Campbell reflect on 2015 -- including One Bugging BBB Beep, the reformation of their friend group through PretzelMaker, the end of Hannah's long-term relationship and burgeoning sexual identity, and the best / worst in film, TV, and music -- before looking ahead to 2016 and counting it down LIVE with Ryan Seacrest.  _____ MOATAIF 'Twelve Inch Dick'...

In which Agnes loses her job and RJ tells the story of pissing his pants as a college student. Then, Zach and RJ discuss stupid customers at Pretzel Maker and Zach describes his recent attempts at homosexual dating. _____ Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3m6Rn74 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Zach and RJ discuss their expectations of "Fuller House," RJ joining the crew of Pretzel Maker, Bernie Sanders stealing from Hillary Clinton, and the long-awaited return of Big Daddy. _____ Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3lVTHxz _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Zach, RJ and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan talk about Catholic Masses they've attended, the Christmas rush at Pretzel Maker, and the generational gap between placid millennials and rude-ass Baby Boomers.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which MOATAIF returns following a brief hiatus due to RJ's stint in a mental health facility. Joined by special guest Hannah Campbell, the group discusses RJ's recent medical troubles in a very candid discussion about mental health, suicidal thoughts, and the effect this has had on the group as a whole as they process their friend's mental state.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Su...

In which Zach and RJ are joined by special guests Hannah Mariah Big Bitch Butterfly Wings Campbell, Royal Nicholas Benton, and Donatella Brosace. Hannah comes clean about the reason her friendship with Zach and RJ ended, the trials and tribulations that occurred in between, and the events that led to their reunion. Then, the group as a whole discusses relationships, sexuality, and more in an episo...

In which Zach and RJ discuss people they are THANKFUL to know -- which turns out to be a who's-who of the 2012 campaign, including Lisa Stanley, Judith Hays, and Marisa'sinohio Kanof.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

In which Zach and RJ discuss transgressions they are THANKFUL did not get them in trouble -- including a cancelled Susan G. Komen scam and multiple littering stories.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Zach talks about his newfound disappointment in Bernie Sanders following the most recent Democratic Debate, the duo discuss why they're supporting Hillary Clinton, and RJ talks about the adoption of his new dog Tommy Jose-Darryl Quillen III. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Zach and RJ discuss embarrassing stories from their past. Zach discusses his former obsession with uncovering the Michael Jackson death hoax and RJ tells the classic story of seeing Hannah's mom in the bathtub.  _____ AZ00 'Michael Jackson Project' Website: https://bit.ly/3A9poJv 'MJHoaxEvidence' YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3hn3US4 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday w...

In which Zach and RJ discuss the brilliance of Gordon Ramsay's Hotel Hell, Zach chronicles his experience with Northwestern's 2015 Chiller Thriller variety show, and the duo discuss the 3rd GOP Debate of the 2016 cycle -- including their opinions of Ben Carson, Donald Trump, and John Kasich.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which the police interrogate Artie's brother, Steve, about his brother's relationship with Petunia and her murder. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan talk about the week in politics -- Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee drop out; and Joe Biden isn't going to run in 2016.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Artie has a violent disagreement with his wife, Petunia. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss RJ's return from the Spirit Realm, Zach's quitting-Pizza-Hut debacle,  and the 2016 Democratic Debate-- including their opinions of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

In which Zach talks to a ghostly apparition of RJ and they discuss the gateway to hell--and what RJ needs to do to return to life on Earth. _____ MOATAIF airs every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

Originally aired October 4, 2015.  In which Zach hires a psychic medium to talk with Latrisha regarding the return of RJ Quillen, and Zach and Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss country music.

In which Zach and RJ each tell the story of their first masturbation.

In which Zach and RJ make contact with a spirit that is haunting Zach's room. Then, RJ explains how he quit Pizza Hut, and the duo discuss future projects on AZ00. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 

In which Zach reveals the identity of his life's Antagonist. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Rick Perry leaving the 2016 Presidential field and Zach tells RJ about his Pizza Hut pizza and pop stealing misadventures. _____ "Bink" Car Destruction Video: https://bit.ly/38GREHe _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In which Zach and RJ discuss Zach's fear of turning 20, RJ's dildo sex dream and the life and times of former Grammy winning blues artist, Alimony Sanchez. _____ "Alimony Sanchez" Video: https://bit.ly/3DJqH44 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

In which Zach and RJ discuss their affection for and collection of vinyl records. Then, Zach tells of the horror story that was his recent family vacation to Virginia. 

In which Zach and RJ reveal their top ten TV shows, movies, and record albums in a nod to WatchMojo. _____ Mariah Carey's Awful Performance: https://bit.ly/2WENYD6 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

In the first episode of MOATAIF, Zach and RJ discuss their mutual hatred for their jobs at Pizza Hut and the Republican Party, then, talk a bit about their upcoming projects.