Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

SOS Inertias!! Emergency: this episode is so major that you might k*ll your ex! Our Miss Thing this week is your favorite girls’ girl, a mumble queen who makes you lean in, a Supermodel, and a Jersey girl who we all know is a good time. That’s right, we’re talking about the astute modern poet that is SZA! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he caused such a commotion during the SATs that they had to...

Gennifer Zs, we are still reeling from the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad fires that devastated so many in our hometown. We hope this episode provides a little bit of distraction and joy amidst the chaos and our hearts go out to everyone affected by this disaster. In light of this, our episode this week is a celebration of a truly incredible Miss Thing — the city of angels, dreamers, hustle...

Gennifer Zs, it’s the end of an era because a TV institution is leaving our screens. This week, we celebrate an American icon who gets us up every morning, always puts a smile on our face, and makes us laugh-cry so hard we pee ourselves just a little bit. So Inertias, wipe away those tears and reach for a bottle of rosé cause our Miss Thing this week is America’s kooky aunt and day time megastar H...

To, to, to the moon! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to sissy that walk and channel your inner woman? Oh no, you betta’ do, because this week we’re giving it up for an absolute juggernaut and our very first (GULP) male Miss Thing! This icon is a glamazon who wears it well, supermodel of the world, inventor of gay sports, and ultimate drag queen of all drag queens — RUPAUL! In this ep, Tim remembers the...

Gennifer Zs, pucker up those lips because it’s our New Year’s Eve special celebrating not just any other Miss Thing but THE Miss Thing of the Year (2024 edition). So get to listening cause we’d rather be locked away in the Khia Asylum than spoil who she is! In this last episode of the year, Tim recalls the time he lost ctrl (also Greg’s husband) and ended up sitting alone at a SZA concert while Gr...

We have five words for you… doesn’t it feel like Christmas?! Happy Christmas Gennifertias and welcome to our holiday spooktacular! This week we pay homage to Destiny’s Child’s iconic Christmas song the “8 Days of Christmas” by celebrating our favorite 8 DOD(MOMSOS)s of Christ-Miss Thing! These are the 8 persons, places, or things that we were obsessed with this year that we’re now gifting to you i...

Gennifer Zs, we don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need... that’s YOU. And also the diva that we’re celebrating this week! Our Miss Thing this week is THE songwriter, lyricist, chart topping hitmaker, whistle note expert, the queen of shade, feuds, Christmas, and the elusive chanteuse herself… MARIAH CAREY! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became a trendsetting diva and...

Inertias, it’s that time of year — hand splitting season! And what better way to celebrate this — and every — season, than with another bodacious episode featuring one of our most legendary Miss Things yet. This bombshell, sexpot, and global phenomenon is the pin-up of all pin-ups, the most famous playmate, the smartest woman in any room, ultimate 90s icon, and now a Best Actress Golden Globe Nomi...

Inertias, Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, we hope you’re Strong Enough ‘cause this week we’re talking about one of the biggest icons to ever live. She’s funny as f*ck, the queen of tweeting, the blueprint for fashion, and the literal inventor of autotune. Yes, you better Believe it, our Miss Thing is the woman everyone wants to be and no one can beat — CHER! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he got...

At last! We are honoring one of the most Vulnerable and unabashedly cool girls, an effortless beacon of star power, and a taste queen with the sickest, slickest beats out there. No Gennifer Zs, we won’t Calm Down or Keep Our Hands to Ourself because this week our Miss Thing is none other than Emmy nominee for Only Murders in the Building and future Oscar contender for Emilia Perez — SELENA GOMEZ....

Bang Bang Inertias! The Light Is Coming because this week we celebrate a songstress, actress, and comedian so Popular you might stop Breathin. Yes, that’s right, our Miss Thing is none other than famous ponytail queen, Dangerous Woman, and Wicked’s latest Galinda/Glinda herself — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg tries to digest a moment in which his snack envy got the best of him and he ended up in...

Inertias, get ready for our most Popular episode yet because we’re making Miss Thing herstory this week with our VERY first guest! Today our good Judy, Eric Williams, the incredibly talented and funny host of “That’s A Gay Ass Podcast” joins us to honor one of the biggest broadway legends of all time. She’s an Emmy and Tony award winning star of stage and screen, the funniest soprano out there, a...

Inertias, you’re about to SCREAM (2) because the talent of this famous three-name TV legend is so insane, it could turn your Intentions Cruel. She’s a Simply Irresistible comedic and dramatic actress, every gay guys’ wishlist beard, an action hero, a horror icon, the world’s most famous vampire slayer, and Tim’s ultimate Miss Thing of Miss Things — SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! In this ep, Tim recalls th...

Trick or Treat Inertias and welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! Or as Greg would call it, “Ryan Murphy Pee-sents Gregtesquerie!” This week, we celebrate someone whose impact is so large, she literally invented the found footage genre. Not only is she the most famous project out there, but she’s also the most famous witch (not counting any witch played by our BFF Cynthia Erivo). Yes that’s right...

Gennifer Zs, after hearing this episode, you’d be more than just a little Justified if you had Butterflies in your stomach from feeling like you were floating on a Rainbow. Well hold onto your neon cowboy hats and get ready for an experience that’s anything but Too Good To Be True, because our Miss Thing this week is none other than queer icon, incredible lyricist, and quintessential queen of vibe...

DISCLAIMER: The global icon in this episode is so monumental, you’d face the Battle of Five Armies, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Nightmare Alley just to get a glimpse of her Blue Jasmine. She may be Australia’s answer to Meryl Streep, everyone’s Mistress America, and Lydia F*ckin’ Tár, but this two time Academy Award winner’s most important role to date is as this week’s Miss Thing — CATE...

Stand Back, Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re about to set your Rooms On Fire! Our Bella Donna of a Miss Thing this week is the definition of autumn in a person, the blueprint for witchy style, hypnotic twirls, raspy vocals, and the queen of her reflection in the snow covered hills literally causing a landslide — STEVIE NICKS! In this episode, Tim remembers a time he cast a "Like Spell" to get a girlfrien...

Inertias, we can’t keep our Poker Faces any longer! We won’t be Monsters and leave you Dancing In The Dark because our Miss Thing this week is actress, activist, pop star, fashion icon, music video queen, and most importantly Greg’s former classmate — L. GAGA aka LADY GAGA! In this ep, Tim recounts the time he had a Million Reasons to fear for his life while dangling on the side of a mountain and...

What’s wrong, Gennifer Zs? You look like you’ve seen a Ghost! But don’t worry, you are NOT in danger girls, because Now and Then a superstar comes along that’s so full of Substance you may find yourself making an Indecent Proposal to sacrifice A Few Good Men just to get a little bit Moore. That’s right, our Miss Thing this week is original Brat Pack member, sensational memoirist, future 2025 Oscar...

Your afternoon is about to be DELIGHTED Gennifer Zs because this week’s Miss Thing is the effortlessly funny, absolute queen of all things streaming, Miss Marvel herself — KATHRYN HAHN! In this episode, Tim remembers the time he thought he was gonna get an overall deal at CBS and ended up getting relegated into pressing play on a DVD player inside a room one could only describe as a coffin with a...

Gennifer Zs, get ready for a Bombshell of an episode because our Miss Thing this week is so To Die For, so Bewitched, she’s Practically Magic! She’s the world’s most famous clapper, a work horse, a preeminent Academy Award winning actress, and the most iconic AMC spokesgirlie to ever live — NICOLE KIDMAN! This week, Greg revisits a paranormal London encounter when he was thrown down a flight of st...

Gennifer Zs, sometimes Reality Bites and you feel like a Stranger Thing living in the upside down… then OTHER times you feel like a total Heather because you get to do an episode about THE IT GIRL for the ages and everyones’ sister’s favorite actress — WINONA RYDER. This week, Tim looks back on the time a mom from hell put him in a dangerous situation and then shamed him for expressing fear while...

Good luck, Gennifer Zs! Honestly, you’d have to stop the world just to stop us from getting all hot like Papa John for this week’s Supernova of a Miss Thing. Yes turn the volume up cause this week we celebrate every artist’s favorite artist, a show stopping festival performer, a top notch songwriter and THE Midwest Princess — CHAPPELL ROAN! In this episode, Greg looks back to a time his life took...

Gennifer Zs, would you Hold It Against Us if we went and did the biggest ep of the pod yet?! We feel SO Lucky to report that this week’s Miss Thing is America’s pop princess, a modern day Joan of Arc who causes a Circus wherever she goes, the definition of (and short lived judge on) X-Factor, and the biggest selling artist… DUH, you already know: it’s Britney, bitch! In this ep, Tim remembers the...

Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim...