Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Inertias, get ready for a thrill ride that’s anything but Too Much ‘cause we’re losing it for the voice of our generation. Our Miss Thing this week is a true firebrand, a wunderkind, an incredible writer, director, and the visionary behind ‘Girls’ — Lena Dunham!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he called his high school crush and his crush called him out for “sounding gay” while Tim recal...

Darling, hold our hands ‘cause we’re trembling for this real life Prince Charming who’s making us see through diff’rent eyes! Our Miss Thing this week is an out and proud movie star, every actresses’ dream co-star, an Olivier Award Winner, and the internet’s boyfriend — Jonathan Bailey!! In this ep, Greg takes us all the way back to one week prior when he got attacked by kamikaze bee(s) while Tim...

Gird your loins, Gennifertias, ‘cause this week we’re celebrating the icon who has single-handedly kept print media alive. Our Miss Thing is an unshakeable bob queen, the arbiter of fashion, the Met Hostess with the Mostest, and quite literally who you think of when you think Editor-in-Chief — Anna Wintour!!! In this ep, Greg divulges the first chapter of his upcoming memoir ‘Scary Stories From A...

Gennifertias and Virgins, harness your Solar Power and prepare for some serious Melodrama ‘cause it’s Buzzcut Season! Our genius Miss Thing of the week is a galactic talent, a synesthesia guru, a think piece queen, and the one and only Pure Heroine — LORDE! In this ep, Greg reflects on the time he saw Lorde’s first ever New York concert while Tim recalls the time he impaled himself while running a...

Inertias, get your chocolate cake out of the trash and put your vibrator back in your side drawer where it belongs ‘cause we’re celebrating THE red-headed icon herself on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is a capital-A Actress, an EG’T (Emmy, Grammy, and Tony winner), ANDDDD Miranda Hobbes herself — CYNTHIA NIXON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time his mom met Rosie O’Donnell and their che...

Gennifertias (and Tippi), get ready to call your hairdresser ‘cause you’re gonna wanna get bangs after listening to this! Today, we become Materialists who have gotten caught in this ultimate cool girl’s Madame Web. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of limes, a nepo baby gone right, and the originator of the iconic line “Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen” — DAKOTA JOHNSON!!! In this ep, Gr...

We’re back in person Gay Matts! And it’s just in time ‘cause we’re fawning over the most important woman in New York City today. Our Miss Thing this week is charisma in a bottle, the most likable actress out there, and fascinator queen — SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he flashed a smile at a cute boy in a coffee shop and got a spotty reception while Tim looks back on the...

Gennifertias, batten down the hatches because this week we’re giving Flowers to the truest Disney girlie out there! She’s a powerhouse vocalist, the queen of covers, Lesley’s best friend, and the ultimate Partier in the USA — MILEY CYRUS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was such a Wrecking Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel that he’s never stepped foot there again while Tim remembers the...

Inertias, slap your hands on your cheeks and start screaming ‘cause we’re celebrating THE movie mom this week. She’s one of the most beloved comedic actresses, has her own freaking stamp, and is the queen of the north — Catherine O’Hara!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got Home Alone’d his first summer in LA and lost a friend forever while Greg recalls the moment he got locked out of a...

Gennifertias, Hold Up, and get ready to raise your II Hands II Heaven, ‘cause we’re getting Heated over the Alien Superstar we’re celebrating this week. This Miss Thing is the best live performer of all time, the most talented and beautiful woman on earth, and the biggest titan of industry there is — BEYONCÉ KNOWLES CARTER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he called out sick from work and misse...

Jasons, Joeys, and Joshes, throw on your longest lineage cape and get ready to celebrate the Mother Supreme who has influenced multiple generations. This Miss Thing quite literally started it all. She’s the artist of the past century, RuPaul’s ultimate inspo, Ashlee Simpson’s mother-in-law, ultimate gay anthem queen, and the boss — DIANA ROSS! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his phase of making...

Gay Matts and Gennifer Zs, put your flower crowns on ‘cause we’re giving it up for a capital A Actress this week! Our Miss Thing is a future six-time Oscar nominee and two-time winner, the definition of a movie star, a stand out in everything she’s in, and our favorite short person with a big face — FLORENCE PUGH! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time a septum piercing left him with life-alterin...

Hi LGBTuncles! The 50th celebration continues with VERY special guest, dear sister of the pod and the creative genius responsible for our cover art, Claude Zeins! For this jammed packed Part Two of MT50, we honor our second man ever! Our Miss Thing this week is the epitome of star quality, a four quadrant star, the guy everyone’s dad loves, the definition of confidence is sexy, diva extraordinaire...

Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva R...

Gennifer Zs, Drop what you’re doing immediately because we’re falling all over ourselves for this breakout actress and Taurus queen! She’s a scene stealer who stole our hearts in The White Lotus season two, was the best part of The Perfect Couple, can literally move millions with just her eyes, and is the living embodiment of “a hard candy with a surprise center.” Gay Matts and Kathy, get ready to...

Gennifertias and Kathy, we hope you’ve docked your yacht and are safely on land because this week we’re talking about a two time Emmy winner who’s actually trying to kill us gays (and we’re here for it). This Miss Thing is a one-stop-shop quirk factory, the Best In Show scene stealer of everything she’s in, the reason why The White Lotus is so popular, star of the new movie Minecraft that we’re de...

Call Me Izzy, Inertias (just don’t call us Hacks)! Now get ready to be taken to Babylon and back because we’re celebrating a TV legend so big, it’s gonna take you a full season of 24 to recover. This soon-to-be back on broadway icon is a multiple Emmy award winning actress, an Easttown resident who doesn’t miss, and an iconic scene stealer from Watchmen and Designing Women — JEAN SMART! In this ep...

Inertias, our Eagle Eye can already see that this is gonna be an episode so huge — so Popular — that it’ll single-handedly start another Gilded Age. This week we’re celebrating THREE icons, a triumvirate of “independent” women who have been in everything and are now perfectly cast in the latest season of a juicy HBO mega-hit. Our Miss Things this week are the “feminine-enemies” we all aspire to be...

Swamp! Snap out of that Denial and put your Anxiety on pause ‘cause we’re celebrating a Miss Thing this week who quite literally *IS* the moment. She’s a YouTube queen who’s literally on every song right now, the reigning Grammy winner for Best Rap Album, one of the most exciting live performers on the scene, the reminder that Alligator Bites Never Heal, and the woman with the ultimate Alter Ego —...

Abracadabra, Gennifertias! We hope you’re ready for this Killah episode with a Beast of an icon who regularly turns us all into Zombieboys! It’s an extravaGAGAnza on the pod this week because we’re dedicating the entire episode to the first two-time Miss Thing — and Perfect Celebrity — LADY GAGA. In this ep, Greg looks back on a not so enchanted evening at the Magic Castle when he was scolded for...

Gennifertias and women of New York, frost yourselves! After that, hop on over to California, where we’re “Running Point” on a radiant nepo-baby-gone-right who can do it all! Our Miss Thing this week is a romcom goddess, a vodka business queen, a person you hope invites you to her house party, and author of the famous article “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — KATE HUDSON!! In this ep, Greg looks bac...

Inertias, we think that we’re—no we know —that we’re in love with the religious icon, pioneeress of reality TV, genre bending media mogul, original meme queen, and New York Times best selling memoirist that we’re fawning over this week. Gennifertias, give it up for THE Daisy Duke and our Miss Thing — the most famous big sister out there and most full throated singer around — JESSICA SIMPSON. In th...

Party Girls, hop on the A, C, or E and follow us to the West Village, because this week we’re geeking out over an absolute legend. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of Downtown New York, the only person you want to sit next to at a dinner party, everyone’s favorite party guests’ favorite party guest, and star of the new season of The White Lotus, PARKER POSEY! In this ep, Greg recalls an overl...

Baby Mamas, Sisters, and Inertias, get ready to have a little more joy enter your life ‘cause today we’re giving it up for one of the all time great comedians. This week’s Miss Thing is sunshine personified, the woman with the most infectious laugh, one of the funniest to ever do it, the global face of Parks and Recreation departments, and the original “cool mom” — AMY POEHLER. In this ep, Greg re...

Gennifertias, get ready to see double ‘cause this week we’re finally celebrating the most famous twins to ever do it. Our Miss Thing(s) are media moguls, scene stealers, globe trotters, the inventors of being young in Hollywood, AND Greg’s college classmates — Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he learned that red isn’t his color and developed a life long aversion...