Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Flamsas, we’re being real when we say that this episode is a meta mind-melter. This week’s Miss Thing is literally THE moment, has the biggest eyes in the biz, and has starred in the cultural touchstones ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘The Dropout’, ‘Jennifer’s Body’, ‘The Housemaid’, and… one more that just came out — AMANDA SEYFRIED!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the moment he finally impressed hi...

Flamsas! Hold onto your Marcia Clark wigs because this episode is gonna blow your mind. This week’s Miss Thing is one of the most versatile actresses out there, a beloved gay icon, and the showstopper of such seminal classics like, ‘American Horror Story’, ‘12 Years A Slave’, ‘The People vs. O.J. Simpson’, ‘Carol’, ‘Ratched’, and so much more — SARAH PAULSON!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the moment...

Mister Hammond, I think we're back in business because actor, director, and comedic genius GUS HEAGERTY is on the pod to celebrate every gay man’s favorite actress. This week’s Miss Thing is an Oscar Winner, a passionate film preserver, and the mega talented star of film and TV classics like ‘Big Little Lies’, ‘Blue Velvet’, ‘Little Women’, ‘Inland Empire’, ’Star Wars’, and ‘Marriage Story’ —...

Genni-F*CKING-fertias, it’s time to Party (in the bush, etc) because the brilliant comedian and TV writer DYLAN ADLER is on the pod today to celebrate a pop prince! This week’s Miss Thing is a capital ‘A’ Artiste with taste, Australia’s most talented top, and the maestro behind the albums ‘Bloom’, ‘Something To Give Each Other’, and ‘She’s The Best’ — TROYE SIVAN!!! In this ep, Greg remembers the...

Gay Matts and Inertias, there isn’t one thing to hate about our Miss Thing this week — not even a little bit, not even at all. This iconic movie star is the millennial Shakespeare influencer of the 2000s, the most joyous triple threat out there, and the charismatic lead actress of ’10 Things I Hate About You’, ‘Save The Last Dance’, ‘O’, and now ‘Dancing with the Stars’ — JULIA STILES!!! In this e...

Run Away With Us Gennifertias because this week we’re joined on the couch by the godfather of Instagram comedy, a former figure skater, and the scene-stealer of ‘Hacks’, ‘Overcompensating’ and ‘People We Meet On Vacation’ — TOMMY DO!!! Our Miss Thing is an artiste that’ll always Cut To The Feeling, is every gay person’s favorite singer, the lyricist for broadway’s upcoming ‘10 Things I Hate About...

Gennifer Zs, get ready to have emotional Motion Sickness because our Miss Thing this week is a 4x Grammy-winner, the poet of our generation, every singers’ favorite collaborator, a cunning linguist, and the creator of the masterpiece albums ‘Stranger in the Alps’, ‘Punisher’, and now ‘Lost Weekend’ — PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he let his future boss really see him s...

Owens sisters, welcome to the Season Two premiere of Miss Thing!! To kick off our new era (and our new cover), we’re honoring one of the world’s biggest movie stars. Our Miss Thing this week is box office gold, everyone’s best friend, an Academy Award winner for Best Actress and Razzie Award winner for Worst Actress (in the same year), and the funny, ageless, and charismatic talent behind massive...

Put on your finest platinum blonde wigs and your longest red nails Gennifertias because we’re honoring the last piece of monoculture this week in the Season One FINALE of Miss Thing! Our pioneer of a Miss Thing is the most beloved person in America, a Hall of Fame songwriter, a theme park mogul, the cheekiest and sweetest woman to ever do it, and the the most unifying force in our culture — DOLLY...

Gennifertias, you’re about to be HAD at HELLO ‘cause comedian, TV writer, and former fashion journalist, MARCOS LUEVANOS joins us to wax poetic about a two-time Academy Award winning actress with the most famous squint and pout in the biz. Our Miss Thing this week is a tippity-top A-list star, can do a British accent better than anyone in the UK, and is the leading lady of mega-hits like, ‘Chicago...

The truth is out there Gennifertias, and that truth is that our Miss Thing this week is the most transfixing and talented British-American dual citizen out there. She’s a film, TV, and stage legend, an international phenom beloved by everyone (especially the lesbians), and the show-stopping star of ‘The X Files’, ‘Sex Education’, ‘The Crown, and ‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’... Dana Scull...

Inertias, welcome to the Lush Life because we’re shaking our asses this week to the unflappable Swedish songstress who makes every day feel like a never ending Midnight Sun. Our Miss Thing is a braces ambassador, a full blown comedian, an uber talented singer and dancer, and the ultimate Lisa Frank Beach girl — ZARA LARSSON!! In this ep, Greg shares a tale from a weekend sailing trip in which...

Gay Matts and Inertias, the light is coming, because our Miss Thing this week is so ‘supernatural’-ly talented we had to do her TWICE! She’s a genius actor and impressionist, has a voice so beautiful it makes you feel like you’re basking in Eternal Sunshine, is the singer of the smash single ‘hate that i made you love me’, and is the mastermind behind beautiful works of art like, ‘Dangerous Woman’...

Goddesses, string your bows and pop that wax out of your ears because this week we’re venerating a group of woman so powerful that you’ll definitely be feeling this episode in your waters. Our Miss Thing(s) this week are the scene-stealing deities from the movie of the summer who are all so individually talented that a war could be started in any of their names…. we’re talking about the women of T...

Gennifertias get ready to fall in L.O.V.E. ‘cause this week we’re joined by a very special guest: comedian, TV writer, and author of the new laugh-out-loud book, “The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay” — ELIOT GLAZER! Prepare to be LA-LA-ing all over the kitchen and the floor because our Miss Thing is the ultimate 2000s reality star slash singer, has the most famous ‘Autobiography’ of all...

Gennifertias, bienvenidos to our global episode ‘cause this week we’re shaking our hips to THE World Cup anthem goddess. Our Miss Thing has the most unique voice in human history, defies the laws of physics with her dancing, and is the powerhouse behind worldwide hits, ‘Whenever, Wherever’, ‘Underneath Your Clothes’, ‘She Wolf’, ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ and new sensation ‘Dai Dai’ —...

Where Do Broken Hearts Go, Gennifertias? To this episode, of course, ‘cause we’ve been Saving All our Love for THE singer of all singers. Our Miss Thing this week has the voice of God, is the original Jersey Girl, the ultimate lip quiverer, and is the powerhouse vocalist behind mega-hits, ‘I Run To You,’ ‘I Will Always Love You,’ and ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ — WHITNEY HOUSTON!!! In this ep, T...

Get Into The Groove Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re certainly proving our love to THE Queen of Pop this week. Our Miss Thing is the definition of “Mutha,” a stadium touring megastar, the ultimate tastemaker and trendsetter, and the groundbreaking artist behind the seminal masterpieces, ‘Like a Virgin’, ‘Like a Prayer’, ‘Ray of Light’, ‘Music,’ ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’, the upcoming ‘Confessions II...

Intoxibellas, break out your Koosh balls because we’re celebrating the Queen of Nice on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is the original lesbian talk show host, Tom Cruise’s biggest admirer, Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan, America’s Aunts’ “very good” friend, and the star of ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, ‘A League of Their Own’, and ‘Harriet the Spy’ — ROSIE O’DONNELL! In this ep, Greg looks back on th...

Inertias, Honk for Jesus (and by that we mean, our Miss Thing this week)! This “kaleidoscopic” icon is the reason for any season, the backbone of the entertainment industry, a hilarious comedic genius, and the scene-stealer in ‘Black Monday’, ‘One Battle After Another’, ‘Girls Trip’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — REGINA HALL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was so Brenda and caused s...

Gay Matts and Inertias, don’t Drop Dead because a brand new episode is here to give you The Cure! Our Miss Thing this week is already a three-time Grammy winner, a three-time Billboard number one hit maker, and the future winner of at least three more awards for her amazing third album “You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love” — OLIVIA RODRIGO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he split his...

Gennifer Zs ditch that prior hideous skirt convention you’re going to because this week we’re celebrating America’s very own premier British actress. Our Miss Thing is an onomatopoeia for joy, a woman of taste, and the star of seminal films like ‘Looper’, ‘Edge of Tomorrow’, ‘Devil Wears Prada’, ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, ‘A Quiet Place’, ‘Oppenheimer’ and the upcoming ‘Disclosure Day’ — EMILY BLUNT!...

Cindys, the TV’s leaking! And by leaking we mean we’re shedding literal tears of laughter, because our Miss Thing of the week just happens to be the comedic genius of our times. This Hot Chick is the funniest unsung actress out there, the most fearless ditz in the game, and the timeless star of the ‘The House Bunny’, ‘Mom’, ‘Lost In Translation’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — ANNA FARIS!! In th...

Sorry to this man, but this episode’s got a little sweetness to it! Our Miss Thing of the week is the holy trinity of the internet, a ten-quadrant star, the busiest woman in showbiz, fellow podcaster, and future Oscar winner for “I Love Boosters” and an upcoming family film starring her and Whoopi Goldberg that we made up — KEKE PALMER! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to impress t...

Gennifertias, get ready for an episode so you good you’re gonna feel Happier Than Ever because our Miss Thing the week is the literal voice of Generation Z, knows how to create a true sonic landscape, is the youngest two time Oscar winner, is the singer/songwriter of such smash hits as “Birds of a Feather”, “Ocean Eyes”, “Bad Guy” and so much more, and is the star of James Cameron’s Hit Me Hard an...