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Today we discuss the Fallout around the Fallout TV show with returning guests Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag.  We relay the messages hidden in the show as deciphered by the right wing, and try to determine if POC actors in PMC roles is woke or not ALSO: we uncover the sick government plot to make sure your bedroom has a window you can escape through in a fire. Will the elites ever sto...

TODAY: AP Andy (https://twitter.com/baseprole (https://twitter.com/baseprole)) helps us investigate just what the heck is going on in conservative guys's heads when they talk about music, first by reviewing shocking basement footage of Bill Maher in a Hawaiian shirt condemning punk music (except for Green Day) And then we catch up with the Daily Wire and their condemnation of both Metal and all Ro...

The Civil War reviews are in! While the newsmedia argues about whether the left or the right liked the movie more, Daily Mail readers are airing their own grievances, namely that the Civil War is unfortunately not real and they don't get to stack libs like firewood. Plus, a new sensation is sweeping the nation: Gay Tupac. Did Tupac reverse Buck-Break the black community into doing gang violence by...

TODAY: We review Alex Garland's Civil War (good) and explain why the haters were wrong (bad) We begin the episode with a trailer round-up of all the slop that's fit to slurp: Bad Boys …4? Joey Pants is in Trouble! A British Inglorious Basterds? Sexy Twin Twisters?? Movies are BACK Then we explore the A24 pump-fake from Garland whose Civil War uses modern memes to make a movie about violence, power...

TODAY: We discuss the recent Simpsons episode, "Night of the Living Wage," in which the class warfare is laid on thick and a billionaire gets crushed by a non-union bulldozer operator. The show hits on numerous miserable realities for modern workers as Marge is forced to get a job at a ghost kitchen, enduring myriad dystopian Silicon-Valley abuses and finally joining with her coworkers to form a u...

Strap in folks, it's a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today's so-called "Solar Eclipse": Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they're writing a nasty doom metal album? Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I'm right here The real conspiracy is that there's no conspiracy but they are going to s...

TODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative's attack on birth control and how they're using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project.   We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this push as they navigate (with frustration) the unfortunate optics of their party's larger war on reproductive health.   Finally, we visit Evie Magazine, th...

"In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life,...

Today we take a hard look at the worst words in the conservative lexicon: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Is the conservative backlash to milquetoast corporate guidelines key to understanding modern right wing ideology?  We discuss DEI as the right's current scapegoat for the failures of capitalism and observe their ineptness at obscuring the racism at the center of it.  Riding the anti-DEI wave...

TODAY: Minority landlords are WAKING UP to Communist NY Democrats' fair housing initiatives, and we applaud their noble fight to kick you out of your home without giving reason.   ALSO: The Seattle City Council takes a look at its addiction, homelessness, and housing affordability issues and… proposes giving cops free housing. How do we expect them to do their jobs well if they don't have a safe,...

TODAY: Trader Joe's widens its attack on organizing workers to include the NLRB itself, arguing in tandem with Amazon and SpaceX that the employee-protection agency is unconstitutional. We discuss how this anti-worker move flies in the face of their ostensibly liberal brand and grapple with some of the most unhinged anti-union ideas we've ever seen in the Fox Business comment section. ALSO: Meet t...

TODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton.    ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is "insane" and how everyone should work until they die.     We go through his bizarre arguments against social security payments and imagine what adding millions of senior citizens to the labor pool will do for wages, let alone quality of life   FINALLY: SXSW hears and sees y...

TODAY: We cover Biden's excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim "killed by an illegal."   We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman's address:   "He's scary!"   "He's trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman"   "He threatened supreme court justices!" (If only)   ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their...

In this weeks episode of Death Chat 500 we dive into the world of pro skater Tim Pool. We also watch Elissa Steamers new part as a palate cleanser before exploring the Zionist guide to defending genocide in the comment sections.   Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    

Last Responders is back!!! Ani joins me to go over 9-1-1 Season 6 ep. 17 "Love is in the Air' A base jumping proposal gone wrong but not how you would think kiicks off a series of events that is giving Chimney mixed signals while Eddie tries to find love at the driving range and hiking.  Lucinda Williams- Passionate Kisses  

Today we look at the dubious reporting behind the NYT's Oct 7th sexual assault piece published last December.  An investigation by the Intercept reveals a latticework of fabricated, unsubstantiated, and debunked claims of "systemic" sexual assault made by Israeli figures with no forensic or sexual assault training. We're going off vibes here. ALSO: we wipe the taste of hasbara from our palates wit...

Today we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs. Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them imprisoning their failed offspring in the basement. Has any other horror movie featured a tenants' union? Was this the inspiration for Home Alone or N...

TODAY: Trump debuts a really cool pair of sneakers that definitely aren't embarrassing AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money PLUS: It's Triple Trump as the former President Truths against the Alabama Supreme Court's anti-IVF ruling. Conservatives suddenly forget that life begins at conception in order to not sound totally crazy, w...

TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter's tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook. We look at the rightwing memes posted by o...

Today: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think. also is Star Ship Troopers fascist?   Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Buffalo Nichols- Living in Hell Minus the Bear- We are Not a Football Team Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bon...

TODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn't bode well for the future of the country. Biden fanboys respond by accusing the comedian of fascism.   ALSO: The Christian Right tries to make a case for Christianity's inclusiveness, using a Super Bowl ad comprise...

TODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn't as alpha as we all thought PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a man they falsely claim is a "migrant"—live on Hannity. This leads us to a clip of Dr. Phil telling the Fox News host that Chinese Terrorists may be coming through the southern borde...

TODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win?    We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post comment section   ALSO: Woke game programmers LITERALLY TAKE A PISS on real gamers' heroes, as the new Suicide Squad video game "Kill the the Justice League" thinks...

Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult     Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   TODAY: We cover the newest extremely lazy and therefore far-reaching right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is uh Fake and she's h...

Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and g...