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Today Alex shares the story of how he was fired two months ago for wearing a Keffiyeh by his employer (Barnes and Noble), the case compiled against him by corporate, and his eventual reinstatement yesterday thanks to the efforts of his Teamsters Union. PLUS: Tony is also  almost fired for being corny (wearing his prescription sunglasses to his night job), and Alex EVISCERATES a beloved classic Sim...

TODAY: As more information about Trump's attempted assassination comes out, the right wing asks: are politics getting more unhealthy?   What if Barron Trump were in attendance and was scarred for life and vowed to eradicate the liberal menace once and for all?   What would Hawk Tuah have to say about this moment? Would anyone listen to her?   We also check in on liberals posting Alex Jones style f...

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 Today we react live to the stunning news of an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, as well as Facebook's reaction to the news (CIVIL WAR TIME) We also discuss weightlifting-themed hardcore bands Rampage and Diesel Dudes Watch the stream at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult or http://Twitch.tv/miniondeathcult    

TODAY: Caleb from the Western Kabuki podcast helps us catch up with the meaningful mind of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson. How cooked is this man's brain, for real PLUS: We use Caleb's metalcore expertise to examine Disturbed–Emmure Zionist Mall Metal Front. Does "Sound of Silence" refer to the tens of thousands of corpses in Gaza? Why did David Draiman stop wearing his "pussy hooks" piercings? Is Down wi...

TODAY: Tony Golfs with a Ben Shapiro Guy and conducts a one-man fight against nature when the Earth tries to de-colonize his home PLUS: Louisiana mandates the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools so children will finally stop coveting their neighbors' maidservants   Follow us on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/miniondeathcult   Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month an...

TODAY: The Supreme Court rules that a president committing crimes is just dudes hanging out, and we discuss whether this changes anything in our political landscape ALSO: Nathan's Hot Dogs bans the vegan met traitor Joey Chestnuts from competing in their hot dog eating contest after the professional eater gets a sponsorship from Impossible Foods. Right before the 4th of July, too FINALLY: American...

TODAY: Biden deliberately tanks his debate performance to lull his opponent into a false sense of security. Will the gambit work? No! Democrats are in full meltdown and the liberal press demands Biden drop out of the race after his hitherto-imperceptible cognitive decline presented itself this one time. We discuss our current gerontocracy and go over liberal apologia for the elderly statesmen. Did...

TODAY: We finally reveal the official Minion Death Cult stance on circumcision   …find out what the world's most miserable men are posting on Father's Day   …while Alex argues? with a coworker about Juneteenth   …and a Seattle police chief goes gay in response to sexual harassment claims made by female employees.  

TODAY: Teamsters President Sean O'Brien "accepts an invitation" from Trump to speak at the RNC. Alexander gives his Teamsters Take on the situation and liberals try to scold organized labor online.   ALSO: Hawk Tuah girl goes viral in some incredibly bewildering right wing memes and one very funny conservative goth meme   PLUS: Tony shares a work story about a cool guy who hits three cares with hi...

TODAY: we visit one of the weirdest corners of the internet: Manosphere guys complaining about Olivia Wilde's daughter saying she doesn't need a boyfriend. PLUS: A school district pays a $100,000 settlement to the family of a student who was "traumatized" by a documentary on hip hop, because his father is a cop. Gen X puts the little punk in his place by recounting twisted music videos they didn't...

TODAY: Baristas bash back as a local seattle coffee shop owner/employee defends herself against a threatening customer with a hammer to the windshield.  PLUS: the Supreme Court allows abortion pill status quo to remain in effect, allowing women nationwide continued access to abortion-inducing medicine via websites like http://plancpills.org (http://plancpills.org) FINALLY: Gen Z is bringing WHO???...

TODAY: Author and friend Rax King ( https://www.raxkingisdead.com/)  joins us to discuss "progressive zionists" ongoing rationalization of Israel's attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing cons...

TODAY: We're talking about a brutal shooting that happened in our neighborhood, where an "off-duty security guard" shot a 17 year-old who was returning an airsoft gun to a sporting goods store. We discuss how news media's and the judicial system's permissive relationship with police violence and vigilante violence has essentially deputized every gun owner in America to act insane. PLUS: We use our...

This episode was originally released March 22, 2023 for patrons. Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensit...

TODAY: It's pride month and we're shaming the hetero dogs in Petsmart. We're also somehow still talking about Gerbils. PLUS: We follow a Facebook guy's righteous comment-section screed back to his profile and glory in its delights. You aren't ready for A SOLILOQUY ON FEET Please rate and review Minion Death Cult in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen   Sign up at  http://patreon.com/mi...

TODAY we go over the bombshell news of Trump's conviction and share some of our favorite responses. From Facebook, to twitter, to Trump himself, the derangement reaches a fever pitch as pundits call for civil war, voters convince themselves that the felony convictions will help Trump, and liberals talk about how gangsta New York is for prosecuting the former president. And to top it all off… Biden...

Two FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the...

TODAY: We cover the Biden Administration's flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries. FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he's…...

TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook.  A local news channel covers this trend of putting "satirical" red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming "free-thinkers." PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commence...

TODAY we're talking about the killing of Robert Fortson, a Black US Airman, inside his own home while armed with a legal handgun. We watch the right's unified front against BLM splinter as body cam footage shows Mr. Fortson pointing the gun down when he is shot. ALSO: Two Biden staffers resign amid his support for Israel's war on Gaza, and we go to the Washington Post comment section to see what t...

TODAY: Alex encounters two separate MDC style coworkers in his UPS facebook groups using dead coworkers to promote their awful, reactionary politics. Let's see how this one plays out PLUS: Terrace K Williams has $25k stolen from him (?) but won't stoop to naming the guy who did it (??). We investigate. FINALLY: We look at the objects of two bizarre instances of nostalgic fascism: Sixpence None The...

TODAY: We catch up with Kristi Noem and her curious attempt to dog-kill her way into Trump's VP slot.  We look at the bizarre new biography in which she brags about killing a hunting-dog-in-training and falsely claims to have stared down Kim Jung Un. Then we look at the people who still want her as VP. ALSO: The woke are SILENCING boys by changing the name of Boy Scouts of America to "Scouting Ame...

Today we find out what it's like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren't doing this. The backlash to Macklemore's pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song "Hind's Hall"...

Today we're covering the pro-Palestine campus protests again, asking hard-hitting questions like "How would you feel if the protestors supported bad things instead?" We're also shaming the cowardly universities who agreed to negotiate with student protestors, while the most charismatic Israelis available demand the US defund these public schools as a show of solidarity with the ethnostate. We also...

Today University California Irvine Professor Kevan Aguilar joins the show to discuss Gaza solidarity encampments on his campus and others across the country. We discuss the violence leveled against these students and faculty members by police, deputized frat boys, and the universities themselves. Alexander describes his visit to the University of Washington encampment and we look at the historical...