Minion Death Cult

TODAY: We examine the new bipartisan Democratic party and express our gratitude for Kamala Harris' Republican-filled advisory group AND: A german Opera that's so feminist it has dudes admitting to being nazis on Facebook Finally: a certain Governor gets too nasty with it, leaving people to wonder if she was evoking catholicism. Music: Machinegirl - Athoth a Go! Go! Concrete Winds - Chromium Jaws L...

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jacob Morrison  of the excellent Valley Labor Report  to discuss the recent Longshoremen strike, their tentative agreement after winning higher wages, and the continued fight for the future of their jobs. Was the strike a nefarious pro-Trump worker action meant to make the Democrats look bad? Is the based right wing going to last a nanosecond before demanding union workers...

TODAY: A far-right school board installs windows in a Pennsylvania middle school bathroom at the suggestion of Christian legal council, is met with strong public outcry for some reason AND: A metal fest tries to get attention by "booking" Kyle Rittenhouse as a guest, promptly loses the only bands you've ever heard of from the lineup. The promoter tells haters they will never be as punk as the troo...

TODAY: We're joined by Ben Clarkson and Matt Bors, authors of the comic series Justice Warriors, to promote the second installment: Justice Warriors: Vote Harder. We talk to them about their satirical, dystopic world of government-operated killdozers collecting rent and taxes from the slums and protecting the insulated Bubble City, a paradise of diversity and tolerance and entertainment. ALSO: 5 U...

TODAY: We discuss Schrodinger's Hurricane: both "overhyped" and suspiciously strong... and re-live the wonderful stages of being wrong on the internet ALSO: We enter the conservative world of getting mad: 1. When the government tries to regulate vital supply chains 2. When your girlfriend engages you romantically after a so-called "girl's night." Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for...

TODAY: We tag along with the Anonymous Collective Facebook page as they fight against wind powered energy, vegetarianism, the Democratic Party, and put the fix on English soccer league matches—all from the comfort of Nigeria. ALSO: Mark Robinson, Trump's "Martin Luther King on steroids," flames out in his candidacy for North Carolina Governor when his old porn messageboard posts become public. Wil...

TODAY: We cover the Teamsters Union's Presidential Non-Endorsement and discuss the support for Trump among the rank and file and the various inane arguments in favor of the Republican candidate ALSO: Trying to turn fellow Teamsters away from the Republican party while avoiding regime change from the K-Hive PLUS: Kamala proves her American bone fides by fantasizing about killing a home intruder on...

TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trump's life—and switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of… passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle. We look at potential shooter Ryan Routh's incredible online presence, filled with disillusionment over Donald Trump and...

TODAY: We cover the right's response to Kamala's overperformance in the debate, with the cope reaching "Haitian pogrom" levels. Did Kamala hire a rogue gaffer to distract Trump with lights? Did she use an earpiece to receive her responses? Did ABC lose $27 million dollars because of their unfair treatment of Trump? Maybe! ALSO: With Trump's claims about Haitian migrants "eating pets" thoroughly de...

TODAY: In a liberal's wet dream, prominent conservative pundits are revealed to be on the payroll of actual Russian agents. We revisit some of their hits and wonder how we can secure a similar bag. PLUS: We look into one of the many hoaxes being pushed this election season: Venezuelan Drug Landlords. We listen to a viral Tik Tok about the supposed gang takeover and follow the thread to the actual...

TODAY: S.F. State University and Portland, Maine successfully divest from Israel's weapons suppliers in a victory for Pro-Palestine protesters and definitely not a loss for zionists who don't care at all PLUS: A comedian gets confused in a drug store and becomes a right wing sensation as they project their racist beliefs onto one of the closing Rite Aids. We reminisce about the old days of browsin...

TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee. PLUS: In a direct assault on memes, a Texas sixth-grader is suspended and handcuffed for saying he wanted...

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jake and Adam from the excellent Labor Valley Report to talk about an important working class issue—the bizarre right wing comments they get on their YouTube videos. PLUS: A smackdown I got from one of their viewers after my appearance on their show, and a different argument with a fellow Teamster over Trump's NLRB history. ALSO: We cover 2 huge NLRB rulings from the last...

TODAY: Ani helps us cover the DNC in the only way it could possibly be interesting: through the eyes of right wing psychopaths on Facebook.  The Democrats perform free abortions in the DNC parking lot and steal the genders of religious attendees; Ella Emhoff presents a worst-case scenario for any parent (child with tattoos and hat), while Tim Walz's 17 year old son demonstrates what it means to be...

"You're more Native American than my people ever were." Alex is on vacation so we're re-releasing an old episode, one of our favorites. We'll be back next week. Until then, Patreon supporters are still getting bonus episodes. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   And please enjoy To Die For. You may learn something. We watched To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly...

TODAY: We address an important relationship dilemma: Is it alpha to throw a fit when your girlfriend says she wants to marry you? ALSO: We watch the sun set on the British R@pe Empire as they begin(?) telling their army soldiers not to commit sexual assault. WHEN WILL THE GASLIGHTING STOP? FINALLY: Harley Bikers are on strike as the classic motorcycle company goes woke again. Will the nation's lan...

TODAY: Author and friend Rax King ( https://www.raxkingisdead.com/)  joins us to discuss "progressive zionists" ongoing rationalization of Israel's attacks on Palestine and Zionism in general. ALSO: We stand united across racial lines to denounce the anti-italian slander put forward by some despicable elements of the right wing FINALLY: Speaking of Anti-Italian racism, we explore the frothing cons...

TODAY: A nazi super-soldier is handed a 20 year sentence for beating multiple officers and filming himself making death threats during Jan 6th, and a Washington Examiner reporter gets so mad she posts Hitler about it. PLUS: Gruesome Newsom has had it up to here with Los Angeles homeless people and takes care of the problem himself by personally throwing all their belongings in the trash. We discus...

TODAY: We continue our horserace coverage with a followup as Trump agrees to debate Kamala, and her campaign is accused of antisemitism for not picking Josh Shapiro as her running mate. ALSO: Mamala herself serves a fierce clapback at women protesting the genocide in Gaza and fans ask, why aren't they protesting Trump? PLUS: In an effort to prove they aren't weird, the right wing starts yelling ab...

TODAY: Trump backs out of an upcoming presidential debate with Kamala Harris and we survey the people who think it makes him look cool and strong AND: The Conservative Goths Facebook group shares regrets about JD Vance as VP while we fantasize about two simultaneous solo presidential debates ALSO: America goes to war with Iran maybe, and Washington Post readers are sick of Israel's bullshit Plus:...

TODAY: we cover the gender-critical movement's freak out over Olympic Algerian Boxer Imane Khelif, and their newest litmus tests for deciding what gender they want you to be. PLUS: Trump visits the National Association of Black Journalists to make incredible statements about Kamala Harris's race, and we take another look at how his supporters are running with this strategy. Would Be- Las Nubes (on...

TODAY: We're back with Sean KB from The Antifada to talk about the supposed right wing takeover of labor by... covering their 5-year plan to get every service worker in the country fired. Spearheaded by professional Karens like Libs of Tik Tok, the Right was on a cancelling crusade in the wake of the bungled Trump assassination to fire everyone who thought it was funny. A backlash forces many on t...

TODAY: It's the ultimate right-wing Kamala meme meltdown, and we're covering all of it now to get it out of the way. It's a torrential amount of cope as Trump supporters cling to theories about Democrats conspiring to foil their own plans, The right gets even weirder about women to own the Harris campaign, And Facebook boomers deploy photoshopped images so poorly edited even their peers are clocki...

It's that time. We're traveling back two months in time for an episode all about the people who got extremely mad online at Alex for wearing a keffiyeh (and who probably also got him temporarily fired) Tagging the wrong employer, fantasies about being Alex's boss and killing him, getting mad about culturally appropriating from a "filthy" group of people--the responses are a delight to behold.

Today we cover the BREAKING NEWS that Don Henley has issued a DMCA strike against DEATH CHAT 500 for trying to defend the Eagles. Also the president is dead. Or resigned. Or something. PLUS: we invite fellow union man, The Third Sean (of The Antifada) to talk about Teamster President SOB's appearance at the RNC Is this a big deal? Can we flatter conservatives into pro-worker policies? Should our c...