Minion Death Cult

"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB    We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash.            Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a wee...

Alex's partner is recovering from surgery so we're taking a couple sick days. Enjoy last week's premium episode for free, and sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for hundreds more episodes and livestreams TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie's performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women's...

TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie's performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women's wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There's something "funny" about him, alright. Uh, he eats children. Sign up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus e...

Today Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore. Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution? Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library Insanity, as thousands of books have been removed from school shelves, including several dictionaries, the Guinness Book of World Records, and even a couple Bill O...

Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy. He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke. We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and...

Today we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground. AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a lot of its users are discovering how much they like the former CNN anchor's condescension to black people. PLUS: Getting desensitized to flavoring your water, watching Oldboy on a date, and insane scenester face...

TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the tunnel was for and whether it's cool. PLUS: Billionaire Bill ACKMAN gets blowback after leading the...

Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL . We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove that this game is unpatriotic... or worse Is this so-called "game" meant to further alienate MAGA patriots from their revolutionary struggle? I grill the TrueAnon host f...

TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter's Learn to Fly: "Ready to Eliminate Hamas" by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestinian protests PLUS we look at their reaction to the firing of Harvard's first female black president on be...

WE'RE BACK! And today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim. Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys needed overseas... or an opiate of the masses leading sheep to the slaughter? All this and mo...

Merry X-Mas! We're celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state's presidential ballot. We find nascent rumblings of "direct action" against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources) ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory il...

TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok. THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!! ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes ------------------...

Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule this time of year, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December.  We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you...

Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule during the holoday season, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December.  We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll...

Today we're discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can't compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider) When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of "cancelled...

TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it's because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good. ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children. We examine the effort to link the attack to asylum seekers en masse, and marvel at the American right wing's newfound love of fiery, destructive p...

FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to "actual colonizing" and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points. THEN: Trump's #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars are now. He also seems to be losing his mind to some degree LAST: Fox News airs a piece on Target's "Black...

TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it: Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his defense, going as far as to proclaim the conspiracy theory to be true, but only for some groups of jews.  Also: TIK TOK TEENS TUR...

TODAY: James L Brooks assures us that Homer will continue to strangle the boy, and society holds together for another season ALSO: Markwayne Mullen... Mullins? reads Sean O'Brien's mean tweets on the senate floor, and gets so upset he challenges the Teamsters President, My President, to a fight FINALLY: Conservatives freak out after Ohio voters amend their state constitution to include reproductiv...

This week we invite Labor Reporter Alex Press and UAW member Logan Ausherman on the show to dissect the stand-up strike strategy employed by the union, what's in the tentative agreements, and how it may shape the future of labor organizing. Read Alex's reporting here: https://jacobin.com/2023/10/uaw-big-three-strike-end-ta-contract ALSO: Woke moralists have told Homer he cant strangle Bart anymore...

Today we're revisiting a straightedge vegan eco-terrorist rap song from the early 2000s, Subjecting the audience to clips from the incredibly off-putting live-action 1980 Popeye musical starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall, Reading about DC staffer's shock and horror at their bosses' complicity of the Israeli assault on Gaza, And watching Facebook pages farm boomer engagement using AI-genera...

TODAY: We discuss the recent spate of direct actions against the US/Israeli war machine and field some criticisms of the organizing ALSO: All my Apes are blind! Visitors at this year's Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT rave, "ApeFest," report blindness and burned skin after partying under the crypto carnival's UV "blacklights." How will they enjoy their Apes now? FINALLY: The DC District Attorney files a s...

Today we're covering the anti-war protests, including a massive rally in DC and a direct action at an Oakland harbor against a military vessel headed for Israel. We also discuss Zionist's newest limp, bad-faith tactic of taking "Free Palestine" to mean "Genocide Israel" PLUS: in more lighthearted news, an LAPD cop appears to intentionally hit another cop with his cruiser. The media has trouble cho...

This week Jordan B Peterson sends us to the Taco Gulag as we check out his new song and music video, "The Postmodernist Drinking Song," a bewildering cacophony of circus music with screeds against postmodernist philosophers, alcohol, feminists, and communist fast food restaurants Also: Elon Musk releases his new AI for blue check subscribers (at twice the price), and boy does this thing have a twi...

In this MEGA episode, cartoon genius Henry Gilbert of the Talking Simpsons and What A Cartoon podcasts helps us unpack South Park's tangled screed against: Minority women in movies, Kathleen Kennedy's stewardship of Disney (Lucasfilms), AI, Student Loans, Class Warfare, and How Nobody Knows How to Work with Their Hands Anymore ALSO: Would it be an episode of MDC if we didn't read a few beautifully...