Minion Death Cult

We celebrate 9/11 by reading a bunch of dumb, racist comments that remind us of what it was like directly after 9/11. Joe Scarborough thinks Trump making America look bad is literally worse than 9/11, trump fans literally want him executed on the White House lawn. Also: Orange County high schoolers are racist, and patriotism is weird. Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week: Just when you thought Elon Musk couldn't get any weirder, or more eccentric, dude goes on Joe Rogan and RIPS A FAT BLUNT. Of course, the nerds on Wall Street got triggered about it and sent Tesla stocks plummeting, but you know, it just made me like that sick bastard even more. Oh, and a cop shot a man in his own apartment because she thought she was the one who lived there. Think that'...

What would it be like if corporations consulted REAL Americans before producing ads? I think it would go a little something like the intro to this week's bonus episode.   Plus: An Anon Op Ed saves the day by proclaiming that the author is good.   Alex Jones picks on Marco Rubio in a bizarre fashion and a man electrocutes children to keep them off his lawn.   Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcul...

In honor of Labor Day, we're talking workers' rights, the unfortunate strength of police unions, and a potential new holiday: Capital Day Also: Nike debuts a new ad featuring Colin Kapernick, and wouldn't you know it? White people are freakin' pissed! MY DAD DESERVES TO BE IN THAT AD, YOU PIECE OF SH*T. Watch and subscribe on Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ Suppo...

Get a bonus episode every week at patreon.com/miniondeathcult Subscribe to the youtube page at  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ Preorder the t-shirt at miniondeathcult.com This week, last week, and every week for the rest of our lives, the right wing will be exploiting the murder of Mollie Tibbetts to further their nationalist agenda. Milo Yiannopoulos has a particularly d...

Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult UNC students just dont care about history and tear down another confederate statue. The US just doesn't care about old age and deports a 95 year-old Nazi.  Millennials just dont care about boobs, and another Hooters closes. We're documenting it. 

The world is ending. The Antichrist and The Antifa are responsible, we're documenting it. Thanks to mean ol' Antifa, the Unite The Right Rally 2 was a huge bust. Hope you're happy. It's lock and load time. Also: Satanist unveiled their monument on at the Little Rock capital building! Probably permanently! I'm damn pissed as hell! It's lock and load time. Watch on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/k6TRLCa...

Support the show and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/miniondeathcult The world is ending. Being racist against people being racist against reverse racism is responsible. We're documenting it. Fox News brought on Terrence K Williams as part of their effort to be outraged against a New York Times reporter's supposed anti-white racism, and he ended up making fortune cookie and panda jokes a...

Our world is on fire. We're documenting it. Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out. Watch and subscribe on Youtube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ

The world is ending. Catching feelings instead of pop flies is responsible. We're documenting it. A guest joins us to talk about how yahoo tries to make its readers gay by subjecting them to video baseball players comforting each other in the dugout. Also, an entire police department quits, and we all agree to hunger strike until their demands are met. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaX...

Listen to every episode of Minion Death Cult for $3.11/mo at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult   The world is ending. Yacht untiers and thot deniers are responsible. We're documenting it.   This week we have two stories, each with only one good take possible. We discuss the others   1. A story of female-on-male sexual harassment goes viral, leading some to say "it's good that this is getting some recogn...

The world is ending. Facebook is cops. We're documenting it. A woman has her praying hand pried apart by police in her own home; who does facebook side with?? Alex Jones gets temporarily banned from facebook. Who does Ted Cruz side with?? Watch our first full video episode on Youtube  and subscribe to help us get our custom url!  

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode of Minion Death Cult. The world is ending. Sidewalk-Slammin' Socialists are responsible. We're documenting it. In one of the wildest, most MDC episodes ever, the Daily Caller has a story about a harrowing DSA rally, wherein the author nearly found her humanity. The comments section reacts to this news with nazi comparisons, ACDC references...

The world is ending. Opinionated, political piano men are responsible. We're documenting it. Billy Joel wants to crack Nazi skulls. People who totally aren't nazis don't like that. We get one of our most repulsive comment sections from Mediaite. "Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos": the meme that launched 50k laugh reacts. If God wanted you to have that many holes, he would've given them...

The world is ending. PC Pizza Traitors and Un-decorous anti-monarchists are responsible. We're documenting it. Papa John goes to racial sensitivity training and promptly says the N word. Trump goes to England and befouls the queen with his impertinent walking style. Libs are furious.

This week we do a deep-dive on the closed feedback loop of the #walkaway campaign, a "movement" that purports to represent liberals walking away from the Democratic Party by the thousands. Join our own movement at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear this episode 

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we have a cult leader shake-up, and Leigh joins us to talk about a couple very serious issues: How the emasculation of modern dogs is making them afraid of fireworks and a Police Officer posts a call-to-action on his facebook page about the dirty burger he was served at Burger King  

This week we cover the Supreme Court's Janus ruling and Anthony Kennedy's subsequent retirement. [Anime Butterfly Meme] The butterfly is labeled "the destruction of public sector unions." Anime boy labeled "Fox News": "Is this a win for government workers?" We also cover Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's DSA victory in New York, and how for some reason the coporate media isn't cool with that. Subscribe a...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every episode This week, Liberals and Liberal publications like USA Today and The Washington Post clutch their pearls at leftist activism while the president of the United States repeatedly calls a sitting congresswoman a stupid man. A conservative facebook page argues that if conservatives want to win this civil war, they must be willing to do the...

Another unarmed black kid is killed by the cops, and we have the biggest-brained white-hot takes for you folks, plus a couple warm takes from seemingly unlikely allies. Also, a small-business hero demonstrates her plucky ingenuity by kicking the Gorgeous Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of her restaurant, and this of course means civil war. Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult and for $3.11 you'll g...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a weekly bonus episode. All proceeds from this month's Patreon support will go toward helping immigrants with legal help at Immigrant Defenders Law Center , or you can donate directly to them at their link. This week we continue covering the horror at the border, but with the benefit of a relatively good bit of news: the Metro DC DSA action that saw pro...

This week we address the utterly cruel Trump administration policy of separating immigrant children from their families, and the various apologia supporting it, including: "the Bible," "the Democrats," and "I have cancer." Also, we're giving this month's Patreon proceeds to Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Come to the Inland Empire DSA meeting this Wednesday, 7:30pm, in Riverside, CA. Get a bonus e...

This week the cult has a show about a take about a take about a take, starting with Rudy Giuliani's heinous comments about sex workers and expanding outward to first cover MSNBC, and then the right wing in general. Also: Bill Maher has an amazing take on how the left is going to win this thing: tank the economy! Put people out of work to own Trump. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a...

Listen to this and every weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause, and the Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneylan...

This week a bona-fide professor helps The Cult take on the college campus free speech crisis--with a twist! We're talking about a story from Stanford University wherein a conservative professor conspired with Republican students to conduct opposition research on a liberal student in an effort to "crush" them. Also: we cover the No Safe Spaces documentary about the way conservative good boys like B...