Minion Death Cult

Listen to this and every premium episode for $3/month at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the cult does its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior, and we're joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session on Tuesday Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick share...

This week we talk to writer and twitter provocateur Rob Rousseau about his extremely funny tweet and the extremely funny response from Fox News, The Daily Wire, and the conservative commentariat at large Plus: Real America scores a touchdown as Trump makes the football man stand for the America song

Go to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode   This week the pope tells a gay guy that God is cool with him being gay, and facebook is not cool with that   Also: some millennials dont like Chick Fil A, and it's a major problem.

Hear every episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult covers the confirmation of the first ever female CIA director who also happened to oversee a black site in Thailand dedicated to the torture of detainees Also: the news hits close to home, when the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department "comes" "under" "scrutiny" over a photo of one of their deputies praying. This is sick stuff, fol...

Go to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode delivered straight to your podcast app The Death Cult earns its name today by celebrating the carnage in Gaza this week, and we're documenting it. We also cover the arguments for slave labor, and one peculiar argument against it.

In a supersized episode this week, we cover the dissolution of the Iran deal and the celebratory fervor it unleashed in the Death Cult but, more importantly, we talk about the viral idea of "diaper-change consent" between parents and toddlers, and how it's setting the world ablaze. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Thursday including all past episodes

For every episode of Minion Death Cult, visit Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  & get a private feed of weekly premium episodes in your podcast app. This week the Cult covers the plethora of bad takes around the music video for Childish Gambino's "This Is America," including such gems as: "Black people care about police shootings but dont care when their friend kills 5 people over an argument." and "Ho...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every Thursday as well as access to all past premium eps. This week the Cult documents the wall-to-wall outrage over the Boy Scouts' decision to allow girls to join their ranks. We get mind-boggling takes, including a LOT of people who can't stop focusing on children's genitalia. Also: Rudy Giuliani's legendary appearance on Hannity...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week This week we cover the rich vein of terrible responses to the Cosby conviction, which range from: "This is cool, but I'm pissed that #metoo gets credit" to "Why weren't these women prosecuted for taking the drugs Cosby gave them?" We also cover the NRA's incredible revelation that guns are dangerous and that their confere...

It's our Kanye / Stryper episode unlocked!  Kanye endorses Candace Owens after watching her yell at black people to get over slavery and Stryper organizes their righteous army of christian metalheads against the satanists at Walmart, who refuses to sell their new album in stores 

This week the Cult documents awful takes about the Toronto Incel Terrorist from both incels and normies, and we cover the knock-down brawl between comedian Michelle Wolf and Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondents Dinner, including a totally viral clapback from a totally fake Huckabee Sanders Facebook page.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  for a premium episode every week. If you enjoy the show, support us by rating and reviewing the show in your apple podcasts app. This week The Cult takes on the Waffle House shooting and explains how the young man who disarmed the shooter is simultaneously "one of the good ones" and also a cuck who let the shooter get away. Also: we take the high road and...

Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes.   This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and  Walmart is refusing to sell the new Stryper album in stores, probably because of discrimination.  

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday   This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war: "Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action." "Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people." "Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln." AN...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers. Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired. 

It's a bonus MDC! Here's the Facebook testimony portion of the episode we couldn't contain. "Facebook needs to protect BLM because I, as a US senator will not." "Diamond & Silk are sexy, conservative "sistas" whose facebook account MUST be promoted on the floor of congress." "How come Facebook knows everything I post?" [6 paragraphs of terrible PR advice left for Zuccerberg in the comments section...

This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including: "Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller." "If Mueller were after Mother Teresa, even Mother Teresa would be in trouble." "Let's start a revolution in support of President Trump." Look for a bonus episode on Facebook congress...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday & access to all past premium episodes. - This week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam: - "Logic is a forbidden tool of the patriarchy" - "Who guards the National Guard?" - "I want to help fight migrants but I can't do anything physical or lift anything." - And "YouTube dese...

This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air. We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including: No, democracy is actually bad Corporate media is socialist Scripted news segments are like Starbucks: good Also, we cover Easter at the White House, and a youtube comment sect...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every weekly premium episode  Roseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as it sounds. Also: Laura Ingraham gets put on vacation by high schooler David Hogg, and the internet is pretty upset about it.

This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle. Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and experiences some good ol' fashioned anti-German racism in the process (yes, we know he's Austrian) Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a pr...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult to get every weekly premium episode This week, parents want to kill their dumb kids and their dumb kids' dumb teachers for allowing them to walk out in protest of gun violence. We have two exclusive Facebook videos: a Disgusted Dad pulls a knife on a student at a PTA meeting in order to prove a point and a nameless, faceless Dad confronts his son's principa...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this and every weekly premium episode Trump fires the FBI, Hillary, Obama, and Rex Tillerson, who is now the leader of The Resistance.

Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly premium episode This week's all about Stormy Daniels, because we ran out of time to talk about Rex Tillerson, because boy is this content SEXY. We cover several interesting responses to the alleged affair, ranging from "I don't care if Trump did much grosser, oddly specific acts" to "It's gay to talk about sex." Also: deplorable infighti...

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for access to every premium episode NRA spokesman Bill Whittle inserts himself into the Matrix and will stop at nothing to prevent gun control regulations from taking effect.