Minion Death Cult

Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  to support the show and get 40+ hours of bonus episodes, including a lengthy bonus segment from this episode. This week, Brett Payne of Street Fight ( https://soundcloud.com/streetfightwcrs ) helps us do a deep-dive on McB of McB'$ Men's Fashion in St. Petersburg Florida, a small-business owner own who posted his way into financial ruin, both online an...

This week: The liberals forced us to address The Mueller Report, and the striking similarities between the "Save Us Mr. Mueller" faction and Q-anon DoubleTree Inn gets cancelled with extreme prejudice after refusing to serve a group of 600 troops and a humble businesswin facebook account tells us how to raise our giant, beautiful son.

This week: We address the New Zealand attack and the reality that conservatives in this country are far more radicalized than most of us want to admit Socialism gets a neutral writeup in our local newspaper, and we ask the DSA how they achieved such a monumental feat. Fox News dominates right wing facebook, as Judge Jeanine Pirro is reprimanded and bumped from her timeslot for Islamophobia, Donna...

This week: DL Hughley's facebook page tries to drive a wedge between the black community and Ilhan Omar The MAGA crowd responds to accusations of fragile masculinity by being violently confused about what "fragile masculinity" means and Q Anon plans a civil war over the DNC refusing to let Fox News host a democratic primary debate Plus: We respond to Bernie's stance on sex work and reparations

THE SHIRTS ARE READY miniondeathcult.com This week: Facebook reacts to Rashida Tlaib calling Mark Meadows a racist, by being very extremely racist "Hard working Americans" respond to Kamala Harris's call for a living wage by being really fricken stoked on working 3 jobs and selling bits of their own bodies to pay the rent. and Trump Train members respond in a truly bizarre fashion to a news story...

This week we cover various hilarious reactions to Bernie's candidacy, and respond to the response to the response to the response of a 1971 John Wayne interview where he compared black people to paralyzed infants. Enjoy! Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  and get access to like 50 hours of bonus episodes.

This week The Cult celebrates the wonderful National Emergency and tackles an incredibly wild comment section about a 91 year-old USPS retiree. "Trump 'is' the 'leader' of the 'executive' branch" "Nancy Pelosi, I'm your Huckleberry" "I wish the government would take *my* land to build the wall" "Millennials are too lazy to work for 69 years and then die" "My dad is 70 and still works, and this is...

This week, we imagine what life would be like under a President Cory Booker Cover the conservative reaction to a Boy Scout kneeling during the pledge (they mostly just want to beat and kill him) And hear how Kyrsten Sinema is going to be assassinated by the Democrats for clapping during the state of the union. 

This week it's a very personal episode of MDC as a guest tells us about her mother coming to the defense of a colorblind white guy on Amber's facebook page, depositing such pearls of wisdom as "good thing I didn't abort you," and "more white men died abolishing slavery than black men" In the second half of the show, we discuss the incredibly measured right wing response to New York's new abortion...

I'm still settling into my new place/state, so here's a bizarre Patreon-only episode from last year. This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause. The Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders adv...

Flashback to last year when the cult did its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior and were joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session. Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the progr...

This week Minion Death Cult gets a visit from the Street Fight boys to talk Traditional Masculinity and Taco Bell's extreme hatred of senior citizen veterans. "Why doesn't anyone criticize traditional women's roles?" "Why shouldn't I teach my 5 year-old son to go beast on his classmates?" "I pray that God will give this 70 year-old veteran a job at Taco Bell" "Millennials gave me diarrhea" Listen...

This week the right wing is frothing over two incredibly disrespectful congresswomen: Rashida Tlaib and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez The first, guilty of calling Trump a motherf*cker as well as calling for his impeachment, is sentence to be eaten alive by pigs (we think this is a muslim reference? Everything else in the comments is) Second, guilt of the heinous crime of earnestly reenacting a dance nu...

Baby Jesus in a cage, North Carolina Sheriffs refusing to cooperate with ICE, genderqueer Santa Clauses. It's a rough time for conservatives this year. http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult

This week we address the plethora of bad takes surrounding holiday media, including A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Baby, It's Cold Outside. Also: Wall Street Bros are threatening to withhold their charms from female colleagues if this whole "#metoo" thing continues.

This week we take a look at the way the right wing feels about gassing refugees: pretty good! Either the crisis is real and good, or fake and bad (because it's fake.) Also, Ammon Bundy comes out in favor of refugees and migrant workers, probably not for any ulterior motives, and his "anti-government" fanbase immediately turns on him. Finally, Marc Lamont Hill speaks out in support of Palestinians...

This week we talk about the humanitarian refugee crisis at the southern border of the United States, and Hillary Clinton's plan to combat the racist right wing by enacting their agenda. Also, we address the "excitement" around Beto O'Rourke, and its roots in optics, armchair political strategy, and the donor class. Support immigrants and refugees at http://immdef.org/donate Support Minion Death Cu...

Jemel Robinson is killed by a trigger-happy police officer after subduing a shooting suspect at his bar. Facebook and Fox News are horrified that his race was reported. Kanye West donates $150k to Jemel's family, but gives no money to the victims of white genocide. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can't afford an apartment in Washington DC and this is somehow a critique of socialism. Support the show at h...

This week we cover a few viral stories surrounding the election, including: An America's Got Talent loser getting fired by ZZ Top for sponsoring a lib-triggering facebook post, plus, his totally-real story about getting accosted by "hot topic kids" at a Chili's. That guy who wore a confederate noose T Shirt to the polls, and how it's not racist, according to obvious racists and finally, a woman co...

This week we go over the stunningly funny developments in right wing politics: the transparent attempt by Jacob Wohl, the Doogie Howser of f*cking up online, to smear Robert Mueller with rape allegations, and Kanye's Blexit from the Blexit "movement." Various takes from the right wing on the Mueller accusation: "God I hope this rape happened" "Does this rape accusation mean he's on our side?" And...

It's a spooky halloween edition of Minion Death Cult where we cover business as usual in America with multiple far right attacks on politicians and jewish worshippers. The right wing has no answer to the real-life version of their murderous, conspiracy-minded online culture, as one of their own is caught after sending bombs to right wing boogeymen like Hillary Clinton and George Soros. Takes range...

Thanks to Vic Berger, NYPD finally arrests the very Proud Boys who mobbed and beat a couple antifa protesters outside a New York Republicans event featuring speaker Gavin McInnes, who was booked specifically to reenact the 1960 murder of a Japanese socialist leader. Lot goin on. We have various facebook reactions to this including: "Proud Boys suck. They're probably GAY"; "Gavin McInnes is just do...

This episode wasn't supposed to be all about Kanye, but here it is! youtube.com/miniondeathcult

We're Back! A Podcast Story This week we cover the police department who use rehired Tamir Rice's killer, because "Everyone deserves a second chance," which is of course an insane thing to say as an agent of the penal system. Also, model/actress Emily Ratajkowski protests Judge Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court, and is met with dozens of vile r*pe jokes on her facebook page. Finally, o...

This week we're still covering the story of Botham Jean's murder at the hands of a Dallas Police Officer, including the "breaking" "news" that they found marijuana in his apartment. We address this horrid smear tactic, Fox 4 News' complicity in broadcasting this information, and, after social media outrage, their subsequent backpedaling and a complete overhaul of the initial report. Also, of cours...