Minion Death Cult

Almost exactly a year ago, we covered a Facebook comedian who was cut short on Fox News for making racist, anti-asian jokes on air. Last weekend, Trump retweeted this same comedian's #clintonbodycount conspiracy theory concerning the death of Jeffrey Epstein. This man is Terrence K Williams. This is his story. For more content like this, support the show at http://Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult  

This week, we cover that Epstein thing, give our theories, but more importantly, the theories of, the hoi, polloi Also, we join, Biden, 2020 Facebook groups, and reveal the, cringe within, Support the show, get bonus content, and a chance to win a coveted Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

Bernie goes on Joe Rogan and it is very good. A young boy (17) mows his cop neighbor's lawn and it is also very good. http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week we cover the deluded nonsense coming from the right wing in the wake of another fascist terrorist attack, including the utterly hair-brained attempt to blame Antifa and The Kent State Poop Pants Gun Girl gets robbed (allegedly), and dozens of lone-wolf reply guys leave ominous, thirsty posts on her facebook page. Music: Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House Support the show and g...

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Here it is, folks. The most Minion Death Cult episode we've done. Julian Feeld of the Qanon Anonymous podcast joins us to discuss the murder of a mob boss at the hands of a Q Anon acolyte who thought he was protecting Trump and The Trump administration brings back the federal death penalty--eliciting violent, bizarre, and utterly deranged responses from Facebook and Breitbart. Support the show, ge...

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This week Rob Rousseau joins us to cover the mind-melting attacks on AOC and the Justice Democrats by Nancy Pelosi and her epic clapback constituency on twitter Also a member of Yellow Vests Canada makes a hot dog video where he eats a hot dog and is also NOT RACIST Music: emma durutti - i was a girl Support the show and get weekly bonus content: http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

This week @ChadVigorous ( https://twitter.com/prettybadlefty ) joins the Cult to discuss the savaging of an old man at the hands of antifa, and the cop congressman who dared to post about it. Also: a discussion of the term "terrorism" and whether its use is beneficial to the left when trying to highlight right-wing violence. Support the show and get bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathc...

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This week we cover the filthy democraps using their crazy democrap language (Spanish) during the primary debates last week, and a man learns how to kill, skydive, and preach the word of God without the help of Gillette Razors. Bonus episodes at www. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult   Music: Zeta - "¿Cuándo rendirse significa ganar?"

Qanon responds to the US/Iran tension by claiming Obama did it Liberals say Biden can't be racist because he worked for a black guy, and that Cory Booker is cancelled Support the show and get bonus content at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

Straight people want their straight pride flag, but an evil Canadian mayor stole it from them. Also they want other flags. As long as they're not gay. Also, Kay Jewelers won't let a straight cop into their store to buy his heterosexual engagement ring. The sheriff's department is coming for them, and all of facebook is coming with them. Music: G.L.O.S.S. - Trans Day of Revenge Support the show and...

Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  to support the show and hear every episode.   This week we cover the recently released Plain View Project database for racist, reactionary, and generally bloodthirsty posts and comments made by cops.  It's some sick, moronic stuff, folks.

This week: Lil Nas X steals white culture by wearing jeans Lady & The Tramp erases white culture by excluding a racist song from the live action remake Camping World defends white culture by flying a flag so large that it is illegal in North Carolina. Listen to our interview with  https://merrygoroundmagazine.com  on the newest episode of the Merry-Go-Roundtable podcast Support the show and get bo...

This week the Cult discovers and nurtures our inner Loqueesha as we cover the modern Mrs. Doubtfire, a bafflingly earnest film about a white man who pretends to be a sassy black woman to get hired as a self-help radio personality. Listen to weekly bonus content at www. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult all the proceeds this month will be going to www.abortionfunds.org  

Brynne Musser, a public health advocate from Missouri, joins us for an entire episode on the spate of anti-abortion laws in various US states (it's important, OK?) We cover this ridiculous, self-contradicting legislation and the bad takes it necessarily generated in supporters, including: equating wombs to slums, newborns as criminal evidence, and substituting "early delivery" for abortion. This m...

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This week Jack Allison of Struggle Session (@strugglesesh) helps us cover the worst website in existence, The LPA, an organization designed to help landlords suppress any modicum of human compassion they may have once had. Also, the STRIKEingly bad takes generated by the Uber/Lyft labor action. Subscribe at  www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  or retweet this episode from www.twitter.com/miniondeathc...

www. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult   New episode where everyone on facebook has a totally normal one over Alex Jones and Laura Loomer getting kicked off the platform Also, we cover the time a couple weeks ago Trump offhandedly said that people should get the measles shot and Qanon facebook imploded. Bonus episode out this week on a fake petition to get Brie Larsen to resign from Captain Marvel if sh...

This week we cover two supremely stupid stories: Outrage over the fact that a muslim woman will appear on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which of course means civil war, doom, and that my son won't be able to cum. Also, a burger restaurant displays a racist, troop-humping bumper sticker, a local patron objects on social media, and the right wing come out in droves to t...

As a thank you to our patrons, we present our first full-length bonus episode in a lot of months. It's a Doozy! www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult We cover the utterly stupid "Easter Worshippers" controversy in the wake of the Sri Lankan terror attacks, wherein American Christians found an even greater tragedy: they didn't get name-dropped. Also: Buttigieg is literally causing the end of the world by...

Tune in this week to www. Patreon.com/miniondeathult  for a full-length bonus episode in our regular format For this episode, we deviate from the course and cover Clint Eastwood's 2018 greatest generation/boomer, under-appreciated dad wish-fulfillment film, "The Mule." Buy the shirt www.miniondeathcult.com  

Buy the shirt: www.miniondeathcult.com Support the show ad get hours of bonus content at  www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week in an otherwise goofy episode, we're forced to address the ongoing campaign to link Ilhan Omar to 9/11, specifically those from Trump and Dan Crenshaw. To respond, we revisit Rep. Crenshaw's old Facebook group and review a few group posts from his time as admin. They'...

Listen to a deleted segment from this episode by subscribing at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Bryn and Chris from Beep Beep Lettuce join us to talk about the weird, horny Democratic response to Joe Biden's creepiness, and the free-speech Ben Shapiro/Libertarian logic-nerd response to AZU students being arrested for protesting border patrol agents on their campus Buy the Minion Death Cu...