Minion Death Cult

Nate (@BateNoyd) and Tyler (@bearnurse) from the Animorophing time (@animorphingtime) join me to talk about 9-1-1 season 1 ep 7 Full Moon (creepy af) a classic episode with slashers, zombies, and maybe even werewolves... 

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to the entire bonus catalogue. In this massive wall-to-wall episode with Aaron Thorpe of Trillbilly Worker's Party we cover the most recent, and possibly most stupid, public school panic: litterboxes for furries in public school restrooms. Spread by a Michigan Republican Party o...

This week we cover the time I made fun of Joe Rogan on facebook and got 400 extremely mad replies and national conservatives call on a centralized authority to finally reign in corporations about their emojis Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, and instant access to every previous bonus episode directly in your podcast feed

We're back, baby. Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad joins us to discuss the dystopian christian film 2025. A virus has ravaged the globe, allowing Communists to form a one-world government. Meetings are illegal. Asking Jesus to be the third in your marriage to a 17 year old is forbidden. The constitution is the new sacred document. One small band of freedom fighters decides to spray...

Sarah Black (@sablaah) from "Please Save Me" pod where they review a fictional first responder drama "Chicago Heroes uses her expertise to came talk about the saddest episode of 9-1-1 where we find out about Bobbys dark past. Trauma bonding continues to be theme for LAs bravest and Hen gets real messy. 

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized. Also: Mass Formation Psychosis, and how it means that everyone who disagrees with you is crazy

Because of Alex's holiday season workload we've been on a Patreon-only schedule. We hope to be getting back to regular free episodes as soon as next week, but in the meantime you can hear all the premium episodes from December and January by supporting the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month This week the internet collectively winces as an aggressive Florida Republican...

Unlocked from our Patreon: This week we talk about the insane Epoch Times' "Interview with the Antichrist," a film that crams every imaginable Christian grievance into a 90 minute fake interview with satan's most powerful minion. Pure End Times Behavior 

Support the show for as little as $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode right in your podcast app This week we reflect on Donald Trump's victory in the War on Christmas--even muslims and jews like christmas now! Also, we celebrate the first ever Starbucks union, but not everyone is happy, such...

The one and only Anje came on to help me talk about the legendary Lone Star episode "2100" the LAVA EPISODE!!! We talk satin, scorpions, and sloughed off skin when a dormant volcano decides to erupt under Austin. 

Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode. This week we cover a heinous attack on Christmas, Christianity, and whiteness itself: the burning of the Fox News Times Square American Christmas Tree Also: Hannity viewers grapple with Comrade Sanders demanding th...

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every bonus episode directly in your podcast app. This week we cover the insane Epoch Times film, "Interview with the Antichrist." In the aftermath of the rapture and amid a barrage of off-screen plagues and climate catastrophes, an intrepid reporter finally interviews the Antichrist, the christia...

This week we cover the right-wing backlash to a Salvation Army internal employee guide that, according to Daily Wire, demands white donors apologize for their racism Also, very online Trump supporters react to Republican Senator Josh Hawley asking men to stop jerking off and gaming Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for bonus episodes every week & instant access...

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode (hundreds of hours of content) right in your podcast app. This week we cover the new Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me How To Live," which aims to offend millennials but mostly offends conservatives with its vulgar language Also: prominen...

This week we cover CPAC president Matt Schlapp's war against the woke-ification of Sesame Street by including an asian puppet, and one facebook commenter imagines what it would be like if there were a white puppet. Also: scary times at the UK Aldi, as a mum is driven starkers by a mad cashier who refused to slow down. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get...

Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this and every weekly bonus episode This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Biden charging us so much for that moo juice??

This week we cover Meta, envisioning a virtual reality world of Boomer facebook posts lovingly rendered in 3 dimensions Also, Florida school children take a small-business themed field trip to a restaurant that happens to be popular with the LGBTQ community, so the school board is receiving death threats. Music: Limp Wrist - Just Like You Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com...

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and instant access to all previous bonus episodes This week there's trouble in the MAGA rapper scene as MC's fight over whose "Lets Go Brandon" anthem is the true original Also, the completely unhinged right wing response to the on-set death during an Alec Baldwin film production Finally,...

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode, right in your podcast app It's a real humdinger this week as we reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white, cover SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake Native American educational comedy routines, and watch formerly radical rap groups eulogize an American war criminal A...

Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of let's say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.

This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag . Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?" "Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?" "What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?" And m...

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of Indigenous peoples, And, Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wi...

This week we cover the inane NYT piece "Redesigning America's Flag" and the unhinged conservative response. Also, a girl boss CEO teaches her fellow workers how to be humble and accept less Preorder the Bart Against Bosses shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off all merch for only $3.11/month at http://patr...

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes right in your podcast app. This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist. That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry...

This week it's a couple... good? new stories, one involving facebook vigilantes successfully bullying Walmart into waving charges against a shoplifting dad and, Washington State gets rid of solitary confinement after determining it is ineffective, which is of course an affront to me personally Buy the shirt and stickers: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get a bonus episode every wee...