Minion Death Cult

It's Merch Time. Get the "Bart Against Bosses" T-Shirt and fun workplace stickers at miniondeathcult.com Support the show, support abortion mutual-aid funds in Texas, get a bonus episode every week and 25% off all merchandise by subscribing at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only 3.11/mo This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into f...

This week our pal Eddie Deezen is in the news again, probably for being totally normal around waitresses Also a Seattle liberal doormat report from Alexander And why doesn't Trump start a hospital to rival all the other hospitals and staff it with the nurses who got fired  

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. At the end of September, we will donate half of this month's income to abortion mutual aid providers in Texas. This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself...

This week we celebrate 9/11 with a post about how cool it was not to be there when it happened, and hear a wise old folk tale about a ghost, a donkey, and murderous neighboring farmers The main event: The Epoch Times stumbles upon a story so racist against white people that it has to be true: China is developing a weapon of mass destruction that can target specific ethnicities. Sounds kind of neat...

The good folks from Dumb and Awful hop on to hear me, once again, list all 450k reasons per episode Angela Bassett does this show and there is a part where I cant remember Stacy Dash's name. 

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week. This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment section try to reconcile its hatred of teens with its hatred of China Finally, Lil Nas X does a maternit...

This week we explore the social media trend of wasting food and beers for fallen marines, and ruminate on the nature of a war-loving country who can't handle 13 casualties. Also: The Nirvana Baby is all grown up and suing the band... for child pornography? Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, di...

On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care.  

Support the show for as little as 3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of weekly bonus episodes This week, a look at former Misfits singer and Proud Boy Michale Graves turns into a full-blown retrospective on "conservative punk," as we explore the Bush-era website ConservativePunk.com,  started by a Republican punk in an effort to combat NoFX...

This week we follow up on the story of Phil Valentine, a right-wing talk radio host, covid skeptic, and author of the Beatles parody "Vaxman," who died of Coronavirus on saturday Additionally, another republican lawmaker loses his wife to the virus, still attends anti-vaccine rallies, and posts about the haters on facebook Is there anything to be gained from these people's tragedies? Can they be u...

Support the show for as little as $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode This week the capitalist owner class tells on themselves on my facebook, We cover the completely rational right wing and liberal responses to finally ending the 20-year long war in Afghanistan, and as promised, bring you three amazing cop rappers who Blame their dom...

This week I subjected the wonderful Jamie Peck to an iconic episode of Fox's 9-1-1 "Buck, Actually" Love is in the air when Buck 2.0 meets his match in "Buckette 1.0" a scorned wife shuts the freeway down. Cimney and Maddy have been hanging out a lot... 

This week: the more-radical-than-trade-unionism movie They Live the fallout of our landlords episode a sandwich shop advertises job openings by calling minimum wage workers scum and TP USA tries to out-woke the minimum wage by arguing it prevents employers from hiring black people music: Dillinger 4 - Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug  

Support the show for as little as $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access in your browser or podcast app. This week the algorithm suggests Bill Cosby Rape shirts, and a christian acquaintance gets offended by an Avenged Sevenfold joke The main event: Alexander makes 1300 landlords spitting mad on facebook, and we dive into their shockingly convincing pro-landlord argu...

This week we follow up with Tony's nemesis Kurt Schlichter, who is doing "sarcastic" calls for fascism on twitter Also, a Seattle couple will not be charged for hitting and killing a homeless person with their car after driving into an encampment with the supposed purpose of retrieving a stolen bluetooth speaker Finally, Facebook takes Ariana Grande's blasphemy head-on Music: Bloodslide - Trap Doo...

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes This week: a collection of bumper stickers to end all bumper stickers Andrew Cuomo confirms our scoop from 2 months ago: he was too Italian not to do sexual harassment A conservative talk radio host writes and records an anti-vaccine...

Last Responders (preview) Luisa Diez of "Why You Mad" joins us to talk about the 2 part Tsunami epic that is "Sink or Swim" and "Searchers"

This week we start off discussing cool hip hop puns for restaurant menus that kids would love We also get some negative feedback about our child labor sticker mailing program and ask for help from the Mike Rowe facebook group On the eve of a national eviction crisis, a landlord reaches out to twitter for sympathy over having to sell one of her rental properties (which has been in the family for ov...

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new podcast LAST RESPONDERS This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest workday yet in which his center manager cleans blood off the floor of Alex's Package car Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this tim...

This week it's a couple of Classic Cult news stories as conservatives, including one feisty Sheriff, lose their entire minds when the Cleveland baseball team gets less racist also, Ben & Jerry's says it won't sell their tasty frozen treats to Israeli settlers, so the heads of state accuse them of terrorism Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and you'll get a bonus episode every...

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes This week we follow up on the fight against the Great Reset in the ratings and reviews for The Great Reset podcast (they're not very good!) Also, a Tom MacDonald fan asks his compatriots for the best lyrics to use in his upcoming custody hearing And finally, we check out the fever-pi...

Last Responders Heartbreaker (preview) Maria Guido comes on to talk about one of thew more chaotic episodes of 9-1-1 we are laking romance, heartbreak, the importance of chewing your food, and murder. For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

This week, professional armed car wash operator Kurt Schlichter takes on Tony and gets the MDC treatment. Also, a customer takes on Alex and gets the "get a load of this guy" treatment. Plus, right wing tears over banished Charlottesville monuments and 30 easy tricks to defeating The Great Reset. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as...

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this and hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we cover the new issue of BE READY! Firearms News, the cover of which which uses a recreation of the murder of Anthony Huber at the hands of Kyle Rittenhouse to advertise the Mossberg Shockwave shotgun Also in this issue, an undercover dispatch from ins...

We take a week off from the world ending to answer the most pressing listener questions, such as "who are you" and "are there better podcasts I can listen to?" Music: Protomartyr - A Private Understanding Support the show for $3/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult