Minion Death Cult

Note: We will be donating half of Patreon proceeds to Abortion Funds networks this month. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. This week we address the leaked Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe V Wade and explore the right's muted and bewildering response to what is a clear victory for their movement. Also: making fun of El...

This week we cover leaked audio in which a Kellog's exec described their union negotiating counterparts as "terrorists" who are "intoxicated" with good vibes. Also, we cover The Moaning Myrtles, a showtunes duo that wrote songs about killing and seducing Harry Potter in that order, and the singer for whom is now the head of DHS's new "Disinformation Governing Board" Music: Exhorder - Desecrator  ...

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and a premium episode every week. This week, we go deep on Elon Musk as his fervent admirers react to thenews that he may buy twitter. We explore the numerous contradictions between his technogenius image, the cringe memes he and his fans immerse themselves in, and the bog...

This week: I watched 3 Men and a Baby. Tony made a disgustingly good sandwich. Also: A man in Pennsylvania is tackled by cops after putting a Joe Biden "I DID THAT" sticker on a gas pump and yelling about it for a while Finally: There's a new urban legend about flashing your headlights at another driver, but this time, it's, thats right, it's real Help us do the show at http://patreon.com/minionde...

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get instant access to this episode, hundreds of hours of previous premium content, and a new premium episode every week. This week for Patrons we cover two fronts in the ongoing anti-teacher, anti-trans, anti-gay purge happening in red states: Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotiona...

There was an error during the original upload that cut off the last 7 minutes of this episode including, crucially, the Christmas Macarena. It has been restored to its original glory. This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?" And...

This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?" And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs Support the shot for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode e...

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, and a new episdoe every week. This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence. Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook tries to arrest him on rac...

This week we celebrate the Amazon union victory and cover some of the more bewildering responses to it Also, two Republicans publically display how normal they can be with their families Listen to Street Fight Radio wherever you get podcasts Support Minion Death Cult for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week.

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kids and A beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports and it's the most mad I've ever been in my life

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This week Eric from We Hate Movies and Hooked on TJ Hooker joins us to dissect the much less nuanced sequel to 2015's geopolitical crime thriller Sicario--Sicario: Day of the Soldado Gone from the cast is audience surrogate and moral compass Emily Blunt, while the two antagonists from the first film, CIA agent and CIA asset played by Josh Brolin and Benicio Del Toro, become the sociopathic protago...

The stunning finale to our reading of Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance. When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post- Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in...

This week we're covering the most important issue concerning conservative Americans: a child's cartoon where a teen turns into a panda and twerks at her mother Also, republicans answer a poll about fighting against a hypothetical Russian invasion in the US and cant help revealing a bit to much about themselves Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week Th...

When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post- Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistak...

This week Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings helps us cover the reaction to Jussie Smollett's sentencing and a viral "feel good" story about a Starbucks barista covertly offering help to a  possibly-harassed female customer makes Fox News commentators "feel bad," mostly in the form of "Why do women always assume it's creepy if I talk to them in public?" Support the show for on...

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode This week: Godspeed You! Black Emperor bros Doing a vegan hall pass on your mom's birthday cake Writing about how marijuana is the devil no matter how many people are screaming "shut the f_ck up" at me Music: Kanye West - Blood on th...

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This week Henry and Bob from the Talking Simpsons podcast join us to discuss the pilot episode of everyone's favorite libertarian kids' show: The Tuttle Twins A libertarian think tank's response to the Magic School Bus, a time-traveling anti-communist abuela takes her grandkids on epic trips across history to teach them about how socialism is when you have two cows and the government gives one to...

This week a professor asks students to give Osama Bin Laden the Nobel Peace Prize, and one student bravely refuses And a hack NYT ad causes TERFs to reckon with the fact that JK Rowling (the billionaire) has been unpersoned Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   and get a bonus episode every week directly in your podcast app as well as instant access to hundreds o...

This week we suss out the witches in our congregation, warning them that their days in our church are numbered. Also, Facebook's most credulous radio host gives a dire warning about the communisation of passport photos Finally: Dr. Jordan B Peterson releases a FIRE anti-Trudeau BANGER that fucking SLAPS Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode eve...

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of derranged bonus content This week: A new definition of WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY drops Some of the best and most sensible reactions to the NFL halftime show And an NPR article, sure to make no one happy, that explores the cowardice of...

This week Left Flank Vets join us to talk racist dads, the Biden administration denying they were ever going to reduce harm for crack cocaine users, and a Louisiana senate candidate burns a confederate flag to some very confusing responses. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundred of previous bonu...

Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week we free-wheel over crossfit jazz, the death of a beloved pet, and The Kingsman movie before getting into the important news of a skier skiing with a different country next to her name.  Also, two trump.win users ask for advi...

Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and instant access to the entire catelogue of bonus episodes, including audio of our live readings of seminal texts like Rodham, My Antifa Lover, and Gents We Need To Talk About Feminist This week we cover NYC cop mayor Eric Adams getting busted for saying the "cracker" "slur," and in light og th...