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TODAY: it's nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way. Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are "too afraid" to protest on his behalf?  Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for "humiliation." Right-wing...

This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly rac...

This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his disgusting past running the entire country? and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his facebook profile, which is even more normal Finally, Everything E...

This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends. Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues." Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working...

Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who's at fault (rich people) Also, we're back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeon Listen to the Antifada wherever you get podcas...

This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target next and Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreude and last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally is in hot water for being a little too supportive of the twink community Music:  Hella - Furthest He...

Today we're talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy. Cast aside by the country he saved and betrayed by his adulterous wife, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB Jimmy (Damon W...

What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome? What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned? What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system? What if the real pandemic were tipping? These questions definitively answered on today's episode --------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and...

Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs?? Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live in And finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are...

Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert and Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (becuase they're trans)

This week we read about a landlord self-defense class that teaches property owners and apartment managers what evil lurks in the hearts of tenants (mass shootings) and how to stop them Also, it's a bleak scene on the right wing as they use a video of a special-needs child assaulting a teacher as a vehicle for their racist, mysogynist, and eugenicist projects. It's a more lighthearted time over on...

Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary people Also: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the strings And finally, a new pool takes the nation by storm: Gun Pool -------------------------------------------...

This week we start the episode by listening to the Goldfinger/Good Charlotte 9/11 tribute: The Innocent (not bowling rock) Then, we dive into the most important news of the week: Matt Walsh's wife calls him out on twitter for a baffling encounter she had with his fish guy, including her husband's many other domestic failings. ALSO: The wealthy tech-bro failure from WeWork has a new venture--tricki...

This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union. Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam Smith And a new Limp Bizkit video... with a message?? Join us every Saturday for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult whe...

This week we bring BUTT FEST 2000 over to the MDC feed where Alexander, Tony, and Bryan Quinby dive into the potential genre of Bowling Rock. Bowling Rock: what is it, who is it, and why is it? We trace the origins of the 1950's-and-60's-influenced genre (think board shorts, bowling shirts, Hawaiian culture, semi-ironic Americana, maybe even a little Elvis) in surf rock, ska, and swing, and we ana...

This week: if an empire were dying and its last wish was to say a slur, would it still be racist? We explore a unique ethical dillema for our time. Plus: a union-busting restaurant lobby convenes to lamement the success of recent organizing efforts, share "the risks of letting your employees wear BLM masks," and anti-union lawyers share stories of getting owned by their pro-labor children Finally:...

This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon by using the "Snoopy system," and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator. Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of Sam Smith after the singer dresses up like a guy from Moulin Rouge ------------------------------------- Support...

This week the Miami PD debuts a Black History Month Police Cruiser. Even the liberals aren't enjoying this, and the right just got 25° more racist. Also: a nation calls for war with China after a balloon drifts accross the US mainland, as a Pentagon spokesperson solemnly swears that it's a spy balloon and not just a normal weather balloon. ------------------------ Support the show for $5/month and...

This week Tony has an incredible story about landlord dick pics, We unearth a song from Drive Angry 3D that has been scrubbed from the internet by the son of a famous actor who was in Drive Angry 3D And read the worst pro-Democrat propaganda book in existence: Why Mommy Is A Democrat ------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well...

This week: a Vietnam veteran is tormented by modern McDonald's; the beta males at the Museum of British History go WOKE by sometimes using the phrase "mummified remains" instead of Mummy; And Americans across the political spectrum cheer the massive direct labor actions by unions in France (cutting power to the homes of billionaires and giving free electricity to preschools), BUT one South African...

This week A&W root beer says they're going to put pants on their Bear mascot to make fun of m&m's, which makes facebook conservatives even more mad and in the face of video evidence of Paul Pelosi's attack being released, the right wing continues pushing gay conspiracy theories, perhaps so they can continue to laugh at an 82 year-old man getting hit with a hammer Our top stories are the dystopian...

The title of this episode is not just a quote from a segment but a warning to potential listeners: We classy, and we sassy, but things may get nassy We say goodbye to Diamond by winking from the pulpit at her funeral, lamenting in all-caps that she ""DIED SUDDENLY"" Also: How hospitals are heating their buildings with wokeness Plus: The Daily Wire tries distances itself from the m&m's controversy...

This week: agents of the Matrix rise up to combat a young woman complaining about working in an office 40hrs a week Also, we discover that most homeless women are actually nepo babies who deserve to be sprayed with cold water And finally, Pink Floyd goes woke with a design featuring the gay colors Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our bran...

This week Alex fixes the problematic Cheeseburger song with a rendition of his own We also chat about bad(?) edgy 90s holiday movies with "quirky" (annoying) characters including a manic, voyeuristic gay brother played by Robert Downey Jr. This leads us down a rabbit hole as we track RDJ's christmas movie career to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and the sultry mom-rock song he sings(???) during the end credi...

This week the Blocked Party boys help us send off the late Diamond of Diamond & Silk by reading from the fans who think she must've died of the vaccine. Also: playing fortnight without the annoying forts; New-Age Stores and other weird stores; and 90s school yearbooks: the original Tik Tok Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new we...