Minion Death Cult

We've got an amazing episode today folks as Trump gets indicted again for showing off confidential US documents to Mara Lago guests and Tony explains the PGA x LIV Golf collab, from the PGA denouncing the Saudi Arabian-owned tour as "immoral" before merging with them. Get 2 bonus episodes every week by signing up at  http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

TODAY: we chat about Teamsters voting to authorize a strike against UPS A YouTuber shares his very normal interpretations of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, and Tony finds out about the Gerudo women and Great Fairies Finally: a prominent white nationalist tweets a Facebook post about her traditional, catholic, federal agent husband leaving her and their child to be even more of a fed Music: Tears of...

Today we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it.  We can't help but wonder if he wouldn't be happier having his limbs sawed off on the battlefield or perhaps living a more traditional agrarian lifestyle (eating breastmilk ice cream) ALSO: Fox Business transvestigates the...

This week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine our shock. Plus: Texas drivers are named worst in the country, and Texans explain why (the reckless drivers are all New York and California transplants!) and we learn about the REAL driving hazards: ped...

This week we have the smug, liberal grins wiped off our faces as we learn how the filming of Nefarious was beset by demons, and we develop some of our own theories about the paranormally-inept film production and we learn about the different ways to make people mad while observing Memorial day, including the large group of beach teens who beat up three marines Sign up for the full episode and hund...

This week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? While on stage?? Performing some album called "The Wall"??? Sign up for bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as we...

This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences Also: more Target derangement including an epic dis track about washing the the aisles with the blood of christ and N...

This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support th...

In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08.   We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money" Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   Support the s...

Today we watched anti-abortion Catholic horror movie Nefarious, a new film from the blubbering mind of right-wing podcaster and Glenn Beck employee Steve Deace Sean Patrick Flanery stars as the omnipotent demon Nefarious set to be executed if liberal, atheist psychologist Dr. James declares him fit to be condemned.  Nefarious takes the Dr. on a rollercoaster of epic Catholic owns, picking apart th...

Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light customers and the right responds with bizarre logical leaps but forgets to hide their general amusement  Finally, Elon musk hands the Shire (Twitter) to the Mouth of Sauron (former executive chair of the WEF), a...

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before shifting gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife? Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family.  While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt W...

We took a much-needed weekend off, so here's our episode on the writer's strike We address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers' strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it's more doorb...

It's the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let's Talk About Feminist. McB shares a wonderful thought experiment in which HE were the DA prosecuting a young man for drunkenly assaulting two police officers who have ZERO noticeable injuries (as opposed to the female DA who prosecuted him) plus McB's thoughts about oth...

TODAY: we address critiques of the WGA strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers' strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it's more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their k...

Today Amber Rollo and Rax King of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us to talk about the war on Mother's Day emails. NOT. ENOUGH. EMAILS. Plus: getting catcalled while pregnant, the stereotype of girls and women doing things "for attention," and the right confusing a fairly basic marketing tactic for a conspiracy Also: a new CDC survey finds 1 in 4 high school students identifying as queer or ques...

Today we cover the feuds between Stephen Crowder and Candace Owens and Stephen Crowder and his own wife, who filed for divorce without his consent?? We take the opportunity to peruse the weird freaks picking sides in the right wing media civil war and Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News but moves onto something bigger and better: uploading videos straight to twitter Finally we examine the right-...

This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without some grousing from Alito) and the Creek Karen's marine brother writes beautiful poetry honoring the young woman's fight against public access to water Plus we hear a couple strong but opposite responses to the successful Dominion / Fox News lawsuit and fin...

Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him) and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight back Also: A Texas ruling threatens to take a common abortion pill off the market and Washington State responds by purchasing 30,000 of the dru...

You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it. This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating LEGO store employees with graphic sexual acts after seeing their pride pins The second is Daniel Perry, convicted of killing a Black Lives Matter protestor, and whose Facebook account and personal corresponden...

TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis management Also: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil water and appears to advocate for the public lynching of homeless and mentally ill people. That's righ...

Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed through on their dramatic threats and promises since the election of left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson. We cover the "colorful" head of the police union making these threats and other bizarre statements on facebook, and see how the New York times comment section feels about teachers' unions (and unions in general) Finally, watch...

Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamsters in the 70's. Also: California Sheriffs travel 500 miles to seize a 9 year-old's goat when she and her mother try to prevent its slaughter. We watch the right grapple with the conflicting ideas of "Cali...

Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down. We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the Rope Also, Mitt Romney and Starbucks founder Howard Schultz take to the senate to inform the puiblic of what's best for the American worker. Music:  Amok - Reverse Running Nile - Ramses Bringer of War ---------------------------------------...

This week we do pop punk voice for a bit and listen to a Billy Joe Armstrong meltdown before diving into the very bad discourse around yet another school shooting Also, a young wealthy couple sets a prime example of Bad Landlords when they buy up an entire Welsh village and raise rents by 60% and we attempt to avoid commentary that might get us kicked off podcast marketplaces Finally, we review th...