Mindless Prattle

Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien of the seas. Deep dive in with us this week and l...

Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discuss that suffocation is bad for you. The creme de l...

Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bedroom with consent geez. Anyway what was I saying.....

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have. (side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but the country recognizes 26 different languages....

Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship in Nassau, discussed why new hobbies are terrifyi...

Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfolding around him but nevertheless we got the Mindless...

Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too! If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . If you've got a...

Get the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in that description, if the entertainment never stop...

Dive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly reminder to not be a pedophile, how to drive away fr...

It is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow enough to absorb the story and you do not expect t...

Is that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo ideas, and the importance of enjoying the journey of...

Don't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in England. Don't forget your weekly dose of cat stor...

Wriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange chicken they serve you! Get on your nice perfume...

Ever been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter attendants this weeks stuffed with all sorts for the im...

We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an earthquake in Japan, and plane parts falling from the...

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow tr...

Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants . We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 202...

Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out ther...

It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness a...

The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's epis...

Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more...

Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from...

Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your...

We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much...

Don't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Halloween spirit including your childhood favorites lik...