Mindless Prattle

Whether you're blessed with creative hands or cursed with creative brain you can feel welcome on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! Butter them buns however you feel comfortable, dont forget the pickles and hot sauce as we make only the healthiest of examples in dietary choices. You can even bring us along as you mess around in stores with your friends as long as you don't spill the mashed po...

Don't anger skynet more than you have to this week as we tackle the big issues like the latest Assassins Creed, Fourth Wing, and Spray on Shoes. Theres a mosquito flying about as we reforge all the memories we have about our name tags for work and our trips across the pond. The hosts of Mindless Prattle are gearing up this week for their long days and number 2's. Don't miss out on this weeks episo...

Theres a hot new reality show on Ripley's mind this week that you don't want to miss out on, bring your mom along and buckle up for the story of the week that'll be sure to massage your big brain muscles. There's no statute of limitations on listening to these Prattles as we go through the life expectancy abroad, your favorite Happy Meal toys, and all the annoying things that Ripley and Jordon do...

We took the easy road this week and have Chat GPT write the script for our Prattles. Turns out it's as easy as a Japanese vending machine or stalking your wife online... (not that we would ever do that). Give us your ears and your near-death experiences as we dive into the Roman empire and their wonderful techniques for teeth whitening! Look at them aliens from Mexico with us as we learn how to fo...

Get out your brand new wands and rods so we can attach some new heads to them with the checkout guy. And if you're not comfortable with that get your cat to pop a balloon and get your friend to order food while they're high. You're in for a treat this week as humanity looks to the stars, specifically K218B, (and maybe some starfield talk). We visited the gas station at 4 am so you didn't have to b...

Stuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke and the ever vigilant fire sentry. Both Mindless pe...

We're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick  and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle with Ripley and Jordon! There's so much to list...

You bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers.  The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all know, "Time passes through me differently" T...

The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average he...

Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless...

Lend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in your private time. The thrill of stealing chips fro...

From down in the depths of the Amazon to Disney's big screen and all the video games in between. It's chaos on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle as we discuss the intricacies of drying out your Sims the most effective way possible, the making of the second Gollum video game, and the importance of reading labels before you drink random lemonades. Its far from perfect but give your ears the ch...

Let your eyes go fuzzy as you gaze upon this weeks episode featuring the highlights from every installation of Alien alongside the every present gaming news from your two favorite hosts. Get out you new credit card offers and rejoice over new tattoos and bug fixes from 2012 in the latest installment of Mindless Prattle! __________________________________________________ Stop by our website at mind...

Only real Swifities at Houston Night One! Find yourself immersed in the Mindless ramblings of Ripley and Jordon as they go over what happens when you have thousands of screaming fans and teenagers who lose their phones. We got lots of video game news this week from Alchohol in the Assassin's Creed Universe to buying $2000 worth of Destiny cheats. Swing on through and enjoy this weeks showing of Mi...

Mindless Prattle brings you the weekly adventures of JDARM this week as they go through gay bars, Wapadds, and the wonderful city of WANGLE. Don't post secret documents on your Minecraft server this week if you don't want to be a prisoner on Mars with only a PS4 and some board games to keep you from going insane. I'll choose option D, all of the above for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! __...

Has Discord ended your friendship over a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? Have you scrounged for food on free for all night? Did you read your monthly fill of fairy smut? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have listened to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Kavaki909 returns just in time for Easter as we discuss the reality that is The Bee Movie. You won't want to miss t...

There's crafting, then there's Minecrafting. Get up in here with your ears and find out what its like to be sued by your dentist, how to reply to spam emails, understanding the feeling of cheating on your favorite soda, and the difficulties of getting past page 11 of your hit new book. But wait there's more! We also have job hopping adventures and the importance of a soup only diet on this weeks e...

Its that time of the week where we Prattle on about the time we spent stealing code, watching people throw up out of moving cars, the various levels of getting a ceiling fixed, and as always, the annoyances of people who don't know how to drive.

Are you a fan of walruses, shopping adventures, real time video games, misleading makeup terms, and most of all YODELING?? Stop on by for this weeks adventures thats sure to leave you in our natural state, confusion.

Fun stories aplenty from the shores of the car service center and the hard pumping of syrups flying everywhere (watch out) all the way to the isles of Ripley's cure for blindness. Whatever your fancy we've got the laughs here for you!

Crazy times this week, grab hold as we talk about the exciting adventure of moving, getting locked out of cars and the wonders of customer service experiences. Chipmunk makes her signature appearance and theres a new niece in town as we work through the never ending podcast problems!

This week we get a new family member, listen in to meet Chipmunk! In between the distractions of the new addition join in as we talk about some of our weekly complaints, the invention of hats, Ripley's public bathroom experiences, and a fun selection of would you rather questions! Also check out @GrimCurriculum for a great podcast about crime and creepy stories.

Hop into the new year with Ripley and Jordon as they test out their new software to discuss the Bermuda Triangle solution, the best way to test for water leaks, the cause of their bad luck for the past few weeks (Ripley), and the great joys of traveling during the holidays!

This week we battle the ongoing mic problems that only plague us when its time to record. In between the ups and downs of our technology tune in as we discuss what Christmas injuries we got this year with our gifts, the continuous effort to close Walmart through stealing, the various sniffles that come with the cold weather, and our thoughts on Avatar: The Way of Water!

Get to know a little more about the hosts of Mindless Prattle in this debut episode where the chaos starts off strong. This week we talk about injecting coffee, Starbucks customers and the secret patsy position, the various robot voices of our lives, how getting gas at 3AM works, and random facts for your ears to enjoy.