Mindless Prattle

Set em up and pop em out for some free daycare and additional hands around the house! Why else would you keep going after the first few? Whether you're a long time popper or new to the rodeo, there's plenty coming out this episode of Mindless Prattle!  Ripley's book,  The Soul Queen's Promise  officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on ove...

Don't get lost in the abyss just yet, we here at the Prattles that Mindless have a very saturated episode to bring your ears with such delight and merriment as ever seen sometimes not before! Prepare to see the depths of video game and soul as Ripley journeys through the passage of the office and her own mind.   Ripley's book,  The Soul Queen's Promise  officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all th...

Its one day from the eververse and three days past vow season here on Mindless Prattle so if you haven't done so already, take back the receipts and grab your law suits just to glide on in to the latest episode in season 3! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video...

Set forth into the great unknown with Ripley and Jordon as they once more forget the plot and the intro. Brave uncharted paint brushes and air fried crabs lightly seasoned and ready to freeze. There's missing adventures and rogue like battles on the horizon so strap in for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out e...

Get yonder to days of olden with tales from the plighted and insane! Whether looking for whales or finding some red bees, the faire is a place of wonder and enchantment with the added conundrum of not allowing deodorant for some reason. Outside does not make it better, only the mead can drown out the Vikings taking all the steins and lifting all the weights! If you want to see more head on over to...

Don't get your pasta in a bunch, get that Mindless action in before you get blue noodles of limpness. We have a bit of extra pasta water to share but only for your ears. Possibly your eye slits if you look left in places. Don't mind us though, its been a rigid week of stiff squirts and pumps that brought us all together in a Mindless Prattle. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle...

There's time yet to save at the local pet wash and home event this week only or possibly next week also but besides that it's Mindless Prattle! When all the floors are dirty, don't move that duffel bag, simply sit next to your friend in the stall and narrate to yourself the number of flushes needed per wolf spider. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us ou...

It's open season on mini pigs in the eye of the pirate Ripley, scourge of the nine seas! Sail through the open waters of this episode of MP with a hefty price to be paid... about 30minutes of yer listening. We plundered the depths to find some working audio without catching the stranger with a gun to your heads attention so no need to be afraid of the cast herein! If you want to see more head on o...

It's time to take the high road out of your nightmares and into a fresh set of memories that won't last as we venture into this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Where did the aliens take the dinosaurs? Why do so many fourth graders want to fight Ripley? How many will make it to the final four? *If this episode sounds off its because our main audio got corrupted so we had to use the backup audio...

It's the show where the endless Prattle and the Mindless sing, that favorite zing that rings true with ducks a plenty that's right its the folks at Mindless Prattle giving you the Christmas watchings you need! If you've seen Santa or just have a new video game to attend to, this is the place for your ears to stop off before they continue on their journey! If you want to see more head on over to mi...

Its heavy lettuce season once again and as the weight of the inevitable third cat goes out the window with dreams comes another saga of epic Mindlessness from the Prattlers that sit each week with their own demons. Happy St. Patrick's day Mindless family! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts an...

Its axes covered in Lowes blood this week as the hatchets fall on another episode of your favoritest Mindless Prattlers! They're back like majestic dolphins to bring you tales of money, space, and the realization of new space colonization games might just be for you. If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your...

It is what it is. Percentages are going up, cities are going away, NASA has some rocks in space that are coming for us. But until all that its this week's episode of Mindless Prattle with your favorite hosts and their grand gestures of pretending to keep it together and have it figured out! Keep on trying and as Ripley always says, wamsickle magic popcorn times ahead! If you want to see more head...

Have you heard of the new diamond that just dropped? I hear its free of slave labor and everything what with them crazy scientists always advancing society and whatnot. Join the Mindless hosts this week as they goes through the age old question, which came first, the birds or the plants. There's even a surprise appearance from a mystical creature on this one! If you want to see more head on over t...

Its that lovely chocolatey time of year when Valentines day has come and gone and loneliness is in the chocolates! Don't spray the gym just yet though, we've still got this brand new episode of Mindless Prattle for your ears only, only one person at a time listen... Anyway you slice it there's a few hundred year old murders to solve and trucks to park! Check out the video portion only on YouTube p...

It's the brand new start of season 3 with all new faces and tales abound! Dive through and climb under for the tales you love from the Mindless hosts as they delve into the much anticipated completion of Ripley's book, how to look afool with pizza, where the old elevators live, and the random laughs that always follow! We're incredibly excited to kick off season 3 with the addition of a recording...

Its already here, that magical time of year when we look back and acknowledge some of the things that made us laugh along the way. Join in as the Mindless peeps go through some of their favorite clips both in and out of context from the first 100 episodes and of course get side-tracked along the way. Its been an incredible first 100 episodes and if you've made it this far thank you for coming alon...

It's time to sit down and think about the perfect description for your fantasy appendages as Ripley often does. We're one step closer to a new year and that means one more list of self improvement for the new year to later ignore and go get tacos anyway. This episode is brought to you by Ripley and her book, its got a title and everything! Don't wait forever for your fries, just eat them in public...

Don't throw out all the scrabble words yet cause we've got some to throw at you this holiday season! That's right its Mindless and her sidekick Prattle back at it again before that special time of year where snapchat makes a reappearance and the test for rabies are deadly. So get your baby pig pardon on and rear against the seasonal affective disorder once more! Happy Holidays from the Mindless pe...

There were games last week and now we know of new games this week. Crazy how time be workin like that. We've only seen the bad ending to The Witcher 3 so we're even more excited about the fourth one and no we don't mind that its about Ciri. If you played Astros Playroom religiously maybe you know what the full game was about. Don't miss out on Ripley's Texas sized Yeehaw in this one folks. It's th...

Its the season of the CEO on Mindless Prattle where the hosts choose to be a ghost and the age old choice of Twilight fans gets answered on behalf of the Italian Mafia. Print out success and plastic as Ripley journeys through the joy of owning a 3D printer and the would you rather questions that come with a price. Happy Holidays from the Mindless Team! If you want to see more head on over to mindl...

There be wolves this holiday season and if there's anything I possibly know about wolves its foxes jackal wolves but which wolves can jackal foxes. If a fox screams for a lot of reasons did it really scream at all? Give the gift of psychology this season as Ripley and Jordon dive through the best practices in gift giving and surprisingly its not a lump of coal for everyone who has ever wronged you...

When you go shooting for the first time, don't let it be with the Grim Reaper's baby. Instead move to Italy for a Euro and do some Egyptian Psychedelics while six monkeys still roam free! Take a trip through the dark romance fantasy compared to a tv show in this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! As always if you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com . If yo...

There's monkeys loose in South Carolina and based on the laughs in this episode a couple might be in the MP studio. If you didn't get your red cup last week, I hear the best solution is to yell at the baristas because they're definitely holding the best red cups for the most determined customers who demand one from the managers... But if not as always be on the lookout for bears because the chance...

Yes it's that time of year once more, the time when podcasts turn holidays and the stories turn to Victoria of wall street. Ripley's got some real facts of a doozy this week as she dives into her latest obsession and recommendations for new TV show ideas. Don't worry, you're not the only one who thinks serving sizes are too small. Get yourself some shoe bling this year with croc accessories to sho...