Milking the Franchise: The Cash Cow Chronicles Podcast

Chris and Tanner read your survey responses for Twisters.  Join us as we talk about tornado infusions, Twister shaped foods, and we help title the next Twister sequel.  Plus we talk about Twister inspired rip-offs like Sharknado! and Tornado!! Stay tuned for season 3 in the next few months! Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 sorta-sequel Twisters.  Join us as we talk about absorbent diaper chemicals, Enhanced Fujita, and the wonders of 4DX movie theaters. We also talk about the VHS rental release Twister 2: The Terror Continues! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/apibAJ1cdZQtGLxG9   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show...

Chris and Tanner watch the 1996 disaster blockbuster Twister.  Join us as we talk about ridiculous debris, tornado super-abilities, and wet kisses. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Pd2vfEbQeAF5SNRb9   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner watch the brand new 2024 sequel Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.  Join us as we talk about deadbeat dads, professionally flying helicopters poorly, and avoiding nostalgia bait. Plus we talk about the Beverly Hills Cop video game for PlayStation 2! Please take our survey here:   https://forms.gle/bNwfE4hrwzjwa9Js7   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite r...

Chris and Tanner watch the 1994 sequel Beverly Hills Cop 3.  Join us as we talk about dance numbers used as a joke, the annihilator 2000, and forgetting your own character traits. Plus we talk about the failed Beverly Hills Cop TV pilot! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/aozWresRDgraqEKt8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show ea...

  Chris and Tanner watch the 1987 sequel Beverly Hills Cop 2.  Join us as we talk about VERY dirty shoes, Axel Foley-isms, and obtaining fingerprints from superglue. Plus we talk about the popular soundtrack and a Beverly Hills Cop video game! Please take our survey here:  https://forms.gle/XvVAioiyjMuoQdF48   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the...

  Chris and Tanner watch the 1984 classic Beverly Hills Cop.  Join us as we talk about bananas in tailpipes, business kimonos, and Eddie Murphy's ability to elevate a basic premise beyond what is written. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/UbZkhf5dRC5ooYy68   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by Slevado...

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 animated reboot The Garfield Movie.  Join us as we talk about drone food delivery,  cat translation apps, and acorn technology. We also talk about more Garfield video games, Garfield Minus Garfield, and an all Jon themed comic compilation! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Rx9H2VA9c6Xhz9Ts6   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read ou...

 Chris and Tanner watch the direct-to-DVD trilogy of animated films Garfield Gets Real, Garfield's Fun Fest, and Garfield's Pet Force.  Join us as we talk about hate watching, hot dogs vs. lasagna, and replacement voice actors. We also talk about more Garfield video games and The Garfield Show! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/sqeuec9H64qYZQwJ7   and engage with us as we wa...

  Chris and Tanner watch the 2006 sequel Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.  Join us as we talk about animal talking rules, lasagna, and leaving your will to a cat. We also talk about more Garfield video games, the Garfield and Friends TV show, and U.S. Acres! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/fna316ELDeub1uVXA   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite res...

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2004 live-action film Garfield: The Movie.  Join us as we talk about whether or not dancing is considered a joke, lasagna, and cat puns. We also talk about Garfield video games, Prime time animated specials, and the early comic strips! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/D71KT7GFtPpVeaig6 and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite...

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 streaming reboot Road House.  Join us as we talk about shaving on a moving boat, unhinged Conor McGregor, and artificial intelligence. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/uuaaaaFiZ4Xzh2i87 and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milking...

 Chris and Tanner watch the 2006 direct-to-video sequel Road House 2: Last Call.  Join us as we talk about having slot machines in your living room, a severe lack of throat rips, and tramp stamps. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/H4WtxuwrDMNMSqsH8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by Slevadon Take our Sur...

Chris and Tanner watch the 1989 classic Road House.  Join us as we talk about rippin' throats, sexy Swayze, and Shipoopi. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/pF9VgjRTeZ8bVFhc8    and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1997 direct-to-video sequel Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves.  Join us as we talk about glowing construction workers, Allison Mack before NXVIM, and green screen hell. Plus we watch more Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show and a German knockoff movie called Help, I Shrunk my Friends! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/H1ccm2FiZRfepcom6    and engage with us...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1992 sequel Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.  Join us as we talk about comic fainting, difficult baby actors, and sweating to the oldies. Plus we watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show and Chris takes us along for the theme park ride for Honey, I Shrunk the Audience! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Tm3j7QiY4eAYT4u28    and engage with us as we watch mo...

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 classic Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.  Join us as we talk about questionable parenting, kid movie nightmares, and microscopic bug hairs. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/88M5CQqv3UY32kWQ8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/mil...

 Chris and Tanner break down the new 2024 sequel Ghostbusters; Frozen Empire.  Join us as we talk about expanding cinematic universes, bloated casts, and our incredibly divisive Ghostbusters movie rankings. Plus, we play Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed and Chris reads a Ghostbusters inspired XXX rated "romance" novel! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/7kUaTbWw5Ms4ozUK6   and...

Chris and Tanner break down the 2021 legacy sequel Ghostbusters; Afterlife.  Join us as we talk about mini marshmallow men, endless fan service, and the pitfalls of re-launching a franchise. Plus we play Ghostbusters: The Video Game and read the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ghostbusters comics! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/VwPSBcWQVg2t7CtK8   and engage with us as we watch more m...

Chris and Tanner break down the 2016 reboot of Ghostbusters AKA Ghostbusters: Answer the Call.  Join us as we talk about endless cameos, lady slimers, and the gender-swapping controversy from this movie. Plus, we explore the animated show Extreme Ghostbusters and its' video game counterparts! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/U5Uk2tN4C2Z3hvU4A   and engage with us as we watch mor...

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 sequel Ghostbusters II.  Join us as we talk about good vibes, making this movie PG, and naked ghost cars. Plus, we play more Ghostbusters video games and Chris gives us an oral history of the franchise! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/pbBwWb4UNpy8HAVz7   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1984 classic Ghostbusters.  Join us as we talk about scientific techno-babble, crossing streams, and how bustin' makes us feel good. Plus, we play multiple Ghostbusters video games and find out the crazy story of why the animated show was called The REAL Ghostbusters! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/ZGUhiLKtaPoTyZKp7   and engage with us as we w...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2013 sequel Riddick.  Join us as we talk about immunizing yourself to venom, pet jackals, and jinxing our janx. Plus, we watch a pointless motion comic and briefly talk about the Assault on Dark Athena game! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/xJwXCWMKTmRwf32t8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2004 sequel The Chronicles of Riddick.  Join us as we talk about the what makes something a chronicle, Ghost-Dames, and a VERY hot prison planet called Crematoria. Plus, we learn varying origins of Riddick's eyesight by watching Slam City and playing the 2004 video game The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay! Please take our survey here: https://fo...

Chris and Tanner break down the 2000 franchise starter Pitch Black.  Join us as we talk about the animal side of our brain, shine jobs, and smelling blood. Plus, we watch the animated sequel bridge short film The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/g4xi1Kejvr9jfP6E7   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on th...