Milking the Franchise: The Cash Cow Chronicles Podcast

We cap off 2023 with a trip down memory lane. Join us as we rank our favorite and least favorite movies from Season 1, talk about our favorite moments, and talk about what our next franchise will be! Also, we read the results from our Wonka episode from the end of last season. Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Season Finale! Chris and Tanner break down the brand new 2023 origin story Wonka.  Join us as we talk about probably loving Paddington, struggling with wanting to hate something, and naked Oompa Loompas. Plus, we discuss the sequel book Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory video game for the Nintendo Gamecube and Tanner takes another bite out of the IHOP...

Chris and Tanner break down the 2005 re-imagining Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  Join us as we talk about the Burton/Depp/Elfman connection, Johnny Depp's inspiration for Wonka, and the updated Oompa Loompa songs. Plus, we discuss more of the original Roald Dahl book and the 1985 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory video game for the ZX Spectrum! Please take our survey here: https://forms....

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1971 classic Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Join us as we talk about lazy Joe Bucket, Wonka-inspired real world candy, and vermicious knids. Plus, we discuss the original Roald Dahl book, a Tom and Jerry Wonka cash grab, and Tanner goes to Ihop to eat purple Wonka pancakes! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Cg63evDtRdXnrzf97   and engage with...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2014 reboot of RoboCop .  Join us as we talk about car bomb cock-blocks, likeable evil CEOs, and questionable design choices. Plus, we discuss the ramifications of my choices in the game RoboCop: Rogue City! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/kvNcy5v9xhBwt16C9   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1993 sequel RoboCop 3.  Join us as we talk about splatterpunk dialogue, samurai robots, and jetpacks. Plus, we dive into another Frank Miller comic and talk about the new video game RoboCop: Rogue City! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/uUeTWAgLK4Q6k71w6   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1990 sequel RoboCop 2.  Join us as we talk about child drug kingpins, telethon musical acts, and a kinder, gentler Robocop. Plus, we dive into the Frank Miller comics and more TV shows and games! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/rKyNdwjHCvKha5i77   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week! ...

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1987 classic RoboCop.  Join us as we talk about satirical future television, the price of VHS tapes in the 80's, and an endless amount of memorable moments. Plus, we talk about the 80's kid's cartoon, a live action TV show, and special achievement academy awards! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/5ybThVJdmdSqRVCJ6   and engage with us a...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2010 Universal monster remake The Wolfman.  Join us as we talk about werewolf super powers, makeup vs. CGI, and real life wolf-men. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Hv1RtkbxVwDXaKtA9   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingth...

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1941 Universal monster movie The Wolf Man.  Join us as we talk about monster rallies, wearing a cane vs. using a cane, and as much Wolf Man content we can find . Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/DUEHCkpJ5xamLWZE9   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Music by Slevadon Take our Su...

  Chris and Tanner break down the 2006 direct to DVD slasher horror sequel I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer.  Join us as we talk about demon fishermen, barn parties, and the original IKWYDLS book/TV show re-imagining. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/132svbgTrr8c597WA   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each wee...

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1998 slasher horror sequel I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer.  Join us as we talk about not knowing the capital of Brazil, cheap jump scares, and the Amazon series reboot of IKWYDLS. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/dZVFf94EDicFHQyh7   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1997 slasher horror movie I Know What You Did Last Summer.  Join us as we talk about killer fishermen motives, the hottest cast of the 90's, and not knowing what we are supposed to be scared of. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/zfDMxAGc8WbmmpeQ7   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each we...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2007 made-for-tv sequel Highlander: The Source.  Join us as we talk about early 2000's metal bands, the workings of celestial  mechanics, and wrap up the Highlander franchise for good. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/b6uvqfhu9uxAmyA4A    and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     ...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 2000 sequel Highlander: Endgame.  Join us as we talk about alienating non-diehard viewers, turning your wife into an immortal without asking her first, and some really terrible one-liners. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/6aaRtJgDpAKm4ZuL8    and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!     Mu...

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1994 sequel Highlander 3: The Sorcerer (The Final Dimension?).  Join us as we talk about confusing title differences, casting the same woman in completely unrelated roles, and the merits of giving your father an autographed headshot. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/FjvMwPemsXnoqVtp9   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our fav...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1991 sequel Highlander II: The Quickening.  Join us as we talk about watching 2 completely different versions of the film, the insane fan budget, and try to figure out what the hell happened with this movie. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/Wnaa9oxJTBscSjUX8   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the show...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1986 cult classic franchise starter Highlander.  Join us as we talk about the ups and downs of immortality, Sean Connery playing a fancy Egyptian/Spaniard, and talk about where this franchise is going from here. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/mUwqS8XEVwLDGmXY6   and engage with us as we watch more movies!  We will read our favorite responses on the...

Chris and Tanner break down the 1987 sequel Jaws: The Revenge. Join us as we breakdown the movie, discuss whether or not someone can sense shark attacks, and find out how strobe lights can kill a shark! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/1SRGEwh1KEzLbEms8    and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!    Music by Slevadon Take...

  Chris and Tanner break down the 1983 sequel Jaws 3-D. Join us as we breakdown the movie, discuss epic water skiing tricks, and comb through all the 3-D gimmicks! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/AWkGmBisjGUznz3Z9   and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingthef...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1978 sequel Jaws 2. Join us as we breakdown the movie, discuss pouring gasoline on yourself to escape Jaws, and talk more about Jaws books and ripoffs! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/VoWLXu8fjy1pRjKf9   and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!  Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://l...

 Chris and Tanner break down the 1975 classic Jaws. Join us as we breakdown the movie, talk about shark week and discuss the Jaws books and games! Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/vuqTuLQnAUwLoZyRA   and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on the show each week!   Music by Slevadon Take our Survey! https://linktr.ee/milkingthefranchise

Chris and Tanner break down the brand new and final sequel The Dial of Destiny!  Join us as we review last weeks' survey on The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, discuss uncanny valley de-aging and going back in time to kill Hitler. We also comb over some Indy I.P.  including an Indiana Jones R.L. Stine Choose your own adventure book and the Indy knock off TV movie The Librarian.  Please take our...

Chris and Tanner break down the 2008 sequel The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!  Join us as we review last weeks' survey on The Last Crusade, discuss nuking the fridge  and swinging on vines with monkeys. We also comb over some Indy I.P.  including the book Indiana Jones and the Unicorn 's Legacy and a plethora of Indiana Jones video games through the decades.  Please take our survey here:...

Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 sequel The Last Crusade!  Join us as we review last weeks' survey on Temple of Doom, discuss Indy and his father hooking up with the same woman, and talk about the TV show The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/bqC6oDMkMipjwPos6   and engage with us as we watch more movies! We will read our favorite responses on...