MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

We couldnt help but wonder why this episode of Unofficial Expert was one of our best yet? And thats because we have our Sex and the City expert, Melissa Stokoski, in to talk about our fave HBO series! As a host of the Sex and the City bus tour, Melissa has all the behind the scenes info that we crave and we all reveal what we would say to Carrie if we had the chance. Plus, Marie plans a summer get...

Were treating you to your weekly serving of Unofficial Expert! We talk about finding gross things in your food, why Sydnee thinks men dont approach Marie, and we reach a new level in our friendship at the end. Listen up! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialEx...

Its not you, its me. Just kidding, its our Getting Dumped Expert, Jenny Gorelick! Jenny reveals the time she dated a magician, getting broken up with over email and how she would break up with a future partner. Also, Marie looks inward about being mean and Sydnee reveals whose Netflix special she was watching when she fell asleep at work. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog...

Hey hun! Were not interviewing anybody for this weeks Unofficial Expert. Its just us sis. But we do get a surprise call from a fan favorite past guest! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/th...

Tia and Tamera who? Aminah and Nzingha finish each others shade as our Twins Experts on this weeks episode of Unofficial Expert! Discover the longest they've held up a feud, who's actually older, and the reason they got shamed at the Twins Day festival. Also, Sydnee and Marie give a shoutout to Diedre or Bianca. We still don't know which it is! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forev...

Just when you thought the Unofficial Expert couldnt get any messier, Jak Knight comes in to stir it up even further. As our Problematic Expert, Jak tells us the most problematic thing hes ever said, why he defends sucking ashy dick, and then leaves us all in shock in the end when he proves just how problematic he truly is. Also, Sydnee gives updates on her new job while Marie gives updates on not...

Were gonna be honest with you, this episode of Unofficial Expert is FIRE! We have Joyelle Johnson in the studio talking all things honesty. She reveals how she handles lying to her friends, why she usually lies to white people, and we all reveal the last time we cried. Plus, Sydnee spills on her new day job and Marie reveals some work place beef. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on For...

Our divorce expert joins us on Unofficial Expert this week. No, not Wendy Williams - the incredibly funny, Zach Teague! Zach dishes on what he learned from his parents divorce, what he wants for his own marriage, and that time he saw his dad hooking up with his second grade teacher. Plus, Sydnee goes off on a guy on the subway who asked for her Instagram handle while Marie is simply the expert on...

Learn how to be lady bosses in business together on this weeks Unofficial Expert with our Business Partner Experts, Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson! The stars of the podcast, Guys We F****d, explain how they met, how they got to where they are now, and they even give tips to Sydnee and Marie on how to be better business partners. Plus, Sydnee explains why it took her 6 and a half hours to t...

Landlord expert, Gastor Almonte, is here to talk about the craziest things hes witnessed in his ten years as a landlord. Hes telling us everything from his cockfighting tenant, where to kick the door in to knock it down, and how long you can stay in an apartment without paying until you absolutely have to leave. Also, Marie is looking to get her ass face-tuned and Sydnee reveals why half of her sh...

Wendy Williams reign is over. Its all about us now. With Sydnee now back from LA, her and Marie are ready to talk smack on just about anyone. Whether thats A-Rod, Cardi B, or Jussie; were naming names this week. No reservations. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnof...

On this weeks Unofficial Expert, our Friendship Expert, Ilana Glazer, discusses which shows appropriately represent friendships, whether its ever okay to send one of your nudes to a friend for approval, and how shes going to continue her friendship with Abbi Jacobson post Broad City. Plus, Marie considers therapy while Sydnee celebrates her girlfriends birthday for the first time in four years. --...

Looking to save a few extra dollars this month? Our scamming expert, Sandy Honig, is here to help! They talk about whether or not to tip for poor service, her dream scam, and how to scam clothing companies into paying for your clothes. Also, Marie is still working hard for her money while Sydnee feuds with producer Andrew over Shake Shack. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Do...

Houston, we have a problem. Its our Houston Expert, Fat Tony! He dishes on all things Houston rap, the best things to do in Houston and whether or not he can see Beyoncs house from his own home. Plus, Sydnee practices being a quality friend this week while Marie gets her very first pimple. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BO...

Whether you're an actual blonde or just act like one sometimes, you won't want to miss this week's Unofficial Expert with our Blonde Expert, Selena Coppock! Selena discusses dating truckers, getting robbed in Boston, and the age old question, if the carpet matches the drapes. Also, Marie called someone out on a show and Sydnee tried to hook her friends up with her Uber pool passengers. ---- Listen...

Sydnee and Marie ask each other whats up? on this weeks Unofficial Expert! Sydnee catches the listeners up on her court case drama while Marie discusses her wild sex life. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.tee...

On this weeks Unofficial Expert, our Fabulously Unstable Expert, Rebecca ONeal, talks about dating equally unstable men, reveals where you can score some free lingerie, and why her purse from Rainbows has a gun in it. Also, Marie leaves her friends in the dust after landing her new job and Sydnees not okay with her therapist wearing Toms. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog...

Even though all the housewives are complete bitches, our Housewives Expert, Pat Regan, is here to celebrate that on this weeks Unofficial Expert. Pat talks about which housewives he thinks have gay husbands, who he thinks is even better than Bethenny Frankel, and, side-note, how he got throat gonorrhea (twice!). Also, Marie gets depressed watching A Star is Born while Sydnee is killing it at all o...

Its hard living a messy life when youve got people like Marie Kondo calling us out...and thats why were getting all kinds of sloppy on this weeks Unofficial Expert with our Unorganized Expert, Carolyn Castiglia. Carolyn talks about hiring someone to organize her life, some major mommy issues, and what to do with all those books, papers, and laundry! Oh my! Also while Sydnee was a damsel in distres...

Get ready to get all lovey-dovey on this weeks Unofficial Expert, with our romantic comedy expert, Will Miles. Will talks about how Knocked Up was problematic, his favorite rom-com of all time and the most romantic thing hes ever done for someone. Plus, Marie reveals how close she needs to get to a Target for her to finally buy some new deodorant and Sydnee talks about why she ordered only bacon w...

Sydnee and Marie catch up with each other on this weeks Unofficial Expert! Marie reveals some major career news while Sydnee tells us all why she left the airport in handcuffs last week. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:...

Our guest may have pooped in public (twice!), but at least shes employed! Having cut herself making cookies and having gone partially blind after playing soccer, our Bad Luck Expert, Mitra Jouhari, explains her run with unluckiness. Plus, Sydnee shops for bathing suits while Marie shops for apartments she knows she cant afford. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http...

No need to walk A Thousand Miles for this weeks Unofficial Expert with our Caucasian Bop Expert, Jaboukie Young-White. Jaboukie reveals who the "Queen of Caucasian Bops" is, which Caucasian bop is the most trash, and how Sweet Caroline is the Back That Azz Up of the white community. Also, Marie discusses living without a roommate for a week and helps Sydnee find a New Years resolution. ---- Listen...

Thank you for listening to Forever Dog podcasts this year and please enjoy this year-in-review clips show! Listen to find a new favorite podcast to subscribe to in 2019 or just a killer back catalog to binge during your holiday travels. And please follow Forever Dog @ForeverDogTeam on Twitter and Instagram for the latest network news and updates. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on For...

It's the end of 2018. Have you been Best? Sydnee and Marie reflect on an insane year and share some resolutions for 2019. Raise a glass to another amazing 365 days of Unofficial Expert and to being best in the new year! NYC! Don't forget to get your tickets to UNOFFICIAL EXPERT LIVE @Union Hall on Friday, January 11. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://forever...