MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Andrew McGill joins us in the studio this week as our Teaching Expert. Andrew tells us which grade he likes best, times he's broken up fights, and how he can tell if a student forged their parent's signature. Plus, Marie forces herself to be proactive and Sydnee reveals the time she witnessed her classmate hooking up with a teacher. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:...

We're getting all kinds of medical on this week's Unofficial Expert! Marie updates us with her HPV status and Sydnee gets emotional due to her new meds. Plus, Marie reveals what happened on her Tinder date at 2am! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BU...

We have the Legendary Comedian herself, Glory Mora, in the studio this week as our Mercury in Retrograde expert! Glory tells us what our zodiac signs say about us, that time she went on a Tinder date to Morocco, and whether she's in retrograde every day of the month. Plus, Marie and Sydnee tell us about some "hairy" situations they got into. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever...

Aaand we're back with another solo episode this week where we recap the live show, discuss being verbal during a hookup, and we even take a few questions from the listeners! Plus, Sydnee talks her recent trip to LA and Marie considers pegging a guy. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: ww...

The Unofficial Expert is coming to this year's New York Comedy Festival! Join Sydnee & Marie and some very special guests on Sat. November 9th @ 5pm at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY. Get your tickets here: foreverdogpodcasts.com/live ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/sto...

Let all your followers know that we've got the Social Media expert in the studio this week! Ashley Hesseltine joins us to explain what a finsta is, when it's time to hit that unfollow button, and how to make money off of your Instagram. Plus, someone tries to scam Marie and Sydnee runs into trouble with a make-up artist. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://for...

We're back for another solo episode this week to discuss some high-profile drama! Plus, Marie talks moving into a new apartment while Sydnee addresses some negative comments. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www....

It was a triumph within itself to book our Busy Expert, Larry Owens, on this week's Unofficial Expert! Larry shares with us how to get booked, what his first big purchase was, and what his process was like being the lead of a Broadway musical. Plus, Sydnee talks about her goals and Marie talks making a mistake recently while getting her haircut. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Fore...

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss their recent eventful trip to Miami. Plus, Sydnee discusses being at the "Roast of Alec Baldwin" while Marie talks looking for a new apartment. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXP...

Hope you're all lubed up for this week's Unofficial Expert with our Bottom Expert, Andre! Andre tells us what to eat before bottoming, what makes a good top, and times he's pooped on the D. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERC...

On this week's solo episode, Marie and Sydnee talk their celebrity lookalikes, their AOL screen names, and Sydnee has a hair crisis. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert...

We have our finest dressed straight man ever on the pod this week, Devon Walker, as our Reformed Hoe Expert! Hes talking which STDs hes contracted, when it was time to hang up the hoe cloak, and we get to the bottom of what exactly his type is. Plus, Sydnee talks getting pregnant and Marie talks having multiple rounds of sex. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https:...

Yesyesyesyesyes! Sydnee and Marie are back with another solo episode this week talking about Instagram etiquette, live action Disney remakes, and they workshop a new catchphrase for Sydnee! Listen now baBY! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFF...

Marina Franklin is in the studio this week as our Single Black Female Expert! She's talking everything from micro penises, to her first beige breakup, to why she drags her ex's on podcasts. Plus, Sydnee's house is in shambles without her girlfriend around and Marie manifests something dope. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- B...

We're giving back to the listeners this week and taking some of your questions and giving you the messiest answers! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW T...

We're truly geeking out because we have our Blerd Expert, Yedoye Travis, in the studio with us this week! Yedoye is educating us on all things video games, anime, and tentacle porn. Plus, Marie talks about being bald now while Sydnee comes clean about having tried to kiss Yedoye once. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS E...

We're back for another solo ep this week. We get real, we get wet, and then we get dry. This episode has it all. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE...

Cant afford a therapist? Weve got you covered! We have our Therapy Expert, John Early, in this week to clear your mind! Were talking knowing about our therapists personal lives, how therapy has suddenly become trendy, and Johns tumultuous online relationship with Selena Gomez. Plus, Sydnee dishes on what shes finding on dating apps and Marie continues to consider actually going to therapy. ---- Li...

Get ready for your top to be popped this week baBY! While Sydnee was out in LA, she fell HARD for someone that had all of us swooning. Plus, Marie talks about shaving off her hair and the possibility of hooking up with Sydnee! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnoffi...

Jay Jurden is back from Fire Island and in the studio this week as our Hot Boy Summer Expert! He reveals how to have a Hot Boy Summer while being in a relationship, how to plan a sex party and in the end, we all share nudes. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnoffici...

Big things are happening on this weeks Unofficial Expert! Marie is BACK from her European exxxcursion and is telling us all about the dick she saw while abroad, and Sydnee reveals a surprising shift in her relationship! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExp...

Our Rich Adjacent Expert, Solomon Georgio, is so knowledgeable across the board that hes also our honorary Spite and 90s Black Sit Coms Expert as well! Solomon talks what he wants for his funeral, how many bedrooms he has, and why he always pays for black women. Plus, Sydnee thinks she may have a concussion and Marie is unprepared to leave the country! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free...

Were back for another bueno episode of the Unofficial Expert with our Black Bops Expert, Rob Haze! Were talking to Rob about what songs to play at the cookout, whats on his sex playlist, and whether or not Chris Brown is cancelled. Plus, Sydnee gets stalked and curved while riding her bike!! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ----...

We would never lie to you, but our guest, the Lying Expert, might! Dee Nasty explains what makes her a hood nerd, why its not as easy to steal anymore, and how she knows when men are lying to her. Plus, Sydnee feuds with her petty Uber driver and Maries still unemployed so she went to karaoke two nights in a row. ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY...

Nails done, (butt) hairs done, everything big for this episode of the Unofficial Expert! Its extra messy this week with Sydnee and Marie, talking about everything from moving in next-door to your ex to pooping in the shower #DOODOO ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheU...