MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Marie and Sydnee are back this week for another solo episode! They talk smack on the people in their apartment, unemployment, Kardashians, what's on their sex playlists, and so much more! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:...

Matteo Lane joins us this week to talk all things thirst traps! Matteo tells us about his very first trap, what the thirst traps do for him, and negative reactions he's gotten. Plus, Marie tells us about her yoga experience and Sydnee reminisces on the time she went on a cruise and things got interesting. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts....

We've got Aminah Imani on this week's episode as the Family Expert! Aminah talks quarantining with family, crashing weddings, and how she slides into guys’ DMs. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/...

Back with another quarantine episode this week where Sydnee and Marie discuss how they're dealing with their mental health during this time, how they're maintaining their hair and how they celebrated National Nudes Day! Listen now! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheU...

Sydnee, Marie and Andrew are quarantined on this week's Unofficial Expert. They talk how they're holding up, what shows they're watching, sex toys and so much more! Listen now! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://ww...

We've got returning guest, Zach Teague, and newcomer, Drew Lausch, on this week's episode as our Platonic Gays Experts! Drew and Zach explain how they met, who was interested in who and dish on which of them doesn't shower regularly. Plus, Sydnee talks spiritual healing and Marie offers insight on the Coronavirus! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdog...

Praise be! We have the queen of Cameo herself, Meg Stalter, with us this week as our Church Expert. Meg talks going to youth group, why she prays at the movie theater and we all sing-along to "Amazing Grace!" Plus, Sydnee helps prepare Marie for a dick appointment she has. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAI...

Weve got Chatty Cathy herself, Dulc Sloan, in the studio this week as our Talkative Expert. Dulc talks Sydnee and Maries eats off reminiscing on her time working as a customer service operator and explains what her type of man is. Plus, Marie goes on a weed infused dinner date and Sydnee gets fomo for not getting an invite. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://...

Sydnee and Marie are back for another solo episode this week to talk what they're looking for on dates, cheating, and they recap "Love is Blind." May the best black beech win. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www...

Mandii B from Whoreible Decisions podcast joins us in the studio this week to talk all things pegging! Mandii tells us her life story, shows us a video of her pegging, and tells about the time she was flewed out to peg someone. Plus, Marie recaps her relaxing week and Sydnee talks crying in the urgent care. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcast...

In this week's solo episode, we talk auditions Marie recently went on, the difference between LA and NY, and all things death! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus --- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcas...

We have the Keith and Kenny Lucas in the studio this week as our Brothers Experts! The Lucas Bros reveal if they have the same type, if they've ever heard the other having sex, and if both of them really need glasses. Plus, Sydnee tells us what happened when she got recognized on the train and Marie talks wasting time this past week. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus...

Another solo ep this week! Marie talks wanting to grow her hair back and Sydnee recaps what went down on her birthday. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLO...

Listen to our live show in San Francisco from last month with special guest, Byron Bowers! We talk kissing grandmas, going through trauma and take some audience questions. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.tee...

It's just us again this week! We're talking Sydnee's hoe phase and famous cheating scandals. Plus, we talk if it's worth it to get married and we try to name as many black actresses as we can. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT M...

Jordan Firstman joins us in the studio this week as our Sex Party Expert! Jordan explains dark rooms to us, what exactly goes on in the piss rooms, and he reveals how he got his first hand-job at a sleepover growing up. Plus, Sydnee tells us how exactly she got scammed at a mall kiosk. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS...

Marie, Sydnee, and Andrew all talk about having difficult conversations this week. They plan for the future, keeping in mind that we all have the same amount of hours in a day as... Tyler Perry. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL...

We have comedian and author, Chlo Hilliard, with us this week to get our asses into shape! Chlo tells us which food she gave up when she was twelve and what are the worst diets she's ever done. Plus, Sydnee has a Jamie Foxx moment and Marie witnesses an altercation outside her apartment window. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus --...

In this week's solo ep, Sydnee reveals why she got accosted in a bathroom and which celebrity came out to one of their shows. Plus, Sydnee and Marie analyze a date that Andrew recently went on with an older man. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY...

We loved spending time with our Wasting Money Expert, Josh Sharp! Josh reveals his favorite Michelin restaurants, tips on how not to feel bad after splurging, and who he flew to New Mexico to see in concert. Plus, Marie loses her AirPods and Sydnee talks about what happened on a shoot she was on recently. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts....

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee talks overhearing her landlord having sex and someone wants to eat Marie's ass. Plus, Marie and Sydnee have a heart to heart and Sydnee reveals the actual true story behind the movie, "Hustlers." ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheU...

This week's guest is honestly the bomb! Our TSA Expert, X Mayo, joins us in the studio this week to talk all of her airport hijinks; including where to hookup in the airport, which celebrities have went through her metal detector, and what she was surprised to find in a white woman's panties. Plus, Sydnee talks taking a break from stand-up while Marie reveals what happened when she showed up 40 mi...

Sydnee's playing hooky from work on this week's solo ep of The Unofficial Expert! Sydnee talks the challenges of living with people, while Marie talks about the joys of living alone! We discuss what we look for in therapists, what Disney movies are problematic, and what our lives would be if it were a romantic comedy. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreve...

We have past guest, Alex English, in the studio this week as our Hoodrat Expert! Alex tells us the time he went to jail, why he drank hot sauce, and what it means to be a refined hoodrat. Plus, Sydnee shares her menstrual drama and Marie explains how she got invited to a sex party! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPIS...

On this week's solo episode, we're talking how long it's been since Sydnee took the subway, what Marie is looking for in her next boyfriend, and we answer some listener questions! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https:/...