MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Call our guest the white Viola Davis because she's telling us exactly how to get away with murder! Liza Treyger joins us this week as our Murder Expert to talk murder tips, her favorite female serial killers, and reveals she has a second butthole. Plus, Marie struggles with getting back into stand-up and Sydnee talks being constantly unprepared. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Fore...

On this week's Unofficial Expert, we recap this past week in politics, Marie talks about the aftermath of her breakup, and Sydnee gets real with us. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.ins...

In possibly our juiciest episode yet, Kinesha Goldson joins us as our Bougie Expert! Kinesha reveals her experience as a sugar baby, her trip to Paris, and why she never paid rent until last year. Plus, Marie shows up for her friends while Sydnee waits for good money to buy good hair. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ----...

We've got our Kwanzaa wishlists out and ready for another episode of The Unofficial Expert! Marie tells what happens when she got her Covid test, Sydnee updates us on her neighbors, and Andrew pokes hole's in the shows' Instagram account. Enjoy! ---- VOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here:  https://foreverdogpodcasts.c...

We're back with the Queen of the Suburbs of Washington Heights herself, Dee Nasty, who's our Mariah Carey Expert this week! Dee has read the book and is ready to talk about it. Plus, Sydnee gets an angry note from her neighbor and Marie goes back to having hair. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT M...

On this week's episode of the Unofficial Expert, Sydnee discusses a tiff between her and a friend and Marie talks getting misgendered at Ikea. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram...

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On this week's episode, Marie tells all on a date she recently went on and we help plan Sydnee's baby shower. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDN...

Sydnee and Marie are back from Marie's birthday trip to Mexico and they're giving all the dirty details! From Marie hearing Sydnee having sex, to Sydnee getting food poisoning while on the beach. This ep has it all! Don't forget to rate and subscribe! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www....

Have you missed us?! We're back ! We talk Karolena's wedding, Cardi B's divorce, and plan for Marie's birthday abroad. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FO...

On our last episode before a two week hiatus, Sydnee talks being stranded in the desert this week while Marie plans a trip with her sister. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-uno...

Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew discuss all the things on this week's episode! Where to store your charge your vibrators, how to deal with fame, and what type of person our parents would set us up with. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICI...

Sydnee's back in LA on this week's Unofficial Expert! We talk a lil' politics, discuss why black people don't get mono, and if any of us fart in our sleep. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.co...

Sad Sydnee is back on this week's Unofficial Expert! We talk how to deal with exes moving, how Sydnee got banned from Domino's, and Marie learns how to ride a bike. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.tee...

In the final episode of the Unofficial Expert, Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss ideas for a rebrand and how Marie plans to celebrate her birthday during a pandemic. Thanks for listening! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:...

On this week's Unofficial Expert, Marie plans for her wedding and Sydnee reminisces on past sugar daddy flames. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLO...

We're filling all the holes on this week's episode in what Marie calls, part 2 of our infamous Eat Pray Hoe episode from last year! Sydnee gives up some pandemic pussy, sucks on some toes, and Marie admits she might finally be in love. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patre...

We're back for another solo ep this week! Sydnee and Marie talk if they believe in soulmates, Sydnee vision boards her wedding and tells of a difficult conversation she had with a family member this week. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFIC...

Alex English joins us again this week as our Dick & Death Expert! Alex talks how dick has helped with grievance, how long is too long of a phone call, and ultimately, how he wants nudes in his DMs. Plus, Sydnee is thriving with phone sex while Marie's quarantine bae has been injured. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONU...

Marie, Sydnee, and Andrew talk about censorship on the podcast, which stories they've been holding back, Sydnee being too famous, and so much more! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-un...

Marie and Sydnee are back this week talking everything from people getting cancelled, Sydnee getting custody of her cats, and whether or not it's good etiquette to fix your man a plate. Also, arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/T...

We get very "transparent" on this week's episode! Sydnee and Marie discuss what's going on in "Insecure," talk about the country opening back up, and we all try to find someone for Sydnee to date as she gets her hair braided by Aminah. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/...

What a mother effing week.  As you know, both of your hosts are black, so Black Lives will always matter here. We recorded this episode for the patreon this week and felt like everybody needed to hear it here too. To donate to BLM:  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#donate ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AV...

We're back this week with another solo episode! Sydnee and Marie discuss which drugs are silly, what they'll do when they have money, and we all go around complimenting each other. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:...

Sydnee's landlord, Karolena Theresa, joins us this week to talk all things lingerie! Karolena talks the hottest color to wear, posting revealing pictures on Instagram, and she discusses her prior tiff with Sydnee. Plus, Marie doesn't talk about her feelings and Syndee finally does her taxes from 2012. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/...