MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Sydnee is giving major auntie vibes on this week's solo episode of the Unofficial Expert! Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew talk poly relationships, Sydnee's messy refrigerator, and Summer Walker's baby. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcas...

Sydnee and Marie are back from a brief hiatus to talk all about their recent trip to NOLA and Sydnee shares some very exciting news. Plus, our Drag Expert, Miz Cracker, joins us to talk how she gets inspired for different fits, her most expensive lewks, and the weirdest gifts she's received from fans. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/...

Big things are happening on this week's Unofficial Expert! Marie is BACK from her European exxxcursion and is telling us all about the dick she saw while abroad, and Sydnee reveals a surprising shift in her relationship! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unoffi...

On this week's episode, Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew discuss owning exotic pets, Bill's Gates' divorce, and Sydnee's review of "Catfish." Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.co...

Sydnee is back from LA! And in this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie are discussing being twin souls, secret listeners, thinking you're dying, working through jokes, and so much more! Plus, they respond to listener questions and give their own advice on how to cope with breakup. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- B...

Sydnee and Marie are looking at this past week through a beige lens beech! In this week's solo episode, we discuss choosing to do projects for the check instead of passion, doing nude scenes, and Sydnee potentially going to jail. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/s...

It's just the two of us again this week! Sydnee and Marie talk about trips to the DMV, respond to some listener questions, and ask each other some very personal questions. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFI...

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee talks about her recent vacation to Jamaica with Ari Lennox and Marie reveals some huge news. Plus, we talk about the new Lil Nas X song, Derrick Jaxn, and who Destiny is of Destiny's Child. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-u...

No complaints about our Complaining Expert, Jared Goldstein! Long-time listener, first-time guest, Jared complains about weddings, children's birthdays, and explains the difference between complaining and venting. Plus, Sydnee and Marie got their cooches waxed and Sydnee is in a new discreet location. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/...

Sydnee and Marie are back for another solo episode this week! They talk about having sex to Alicia Keys' albums, Sydnee's bad shopping habit, and gen z versus millennials. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFI...

We're making history on this week's episode, Larry Owens joins us for the third time as our The Unofficial Expert Expert! Larry talks about his favorite episodes, guests, and on-air fights we've listened to in the past four years. Plus, Larry goes in on his current feud with Sydnee while staying at her house. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodca...

After last week's episode, we are nothing but professional on this week's Unofficial Expert! Sydnee recaps Syd Can Cook and Marie talks about a recent date she went on. Plus, Sydnee thinks about getting her drivers license. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/...

Langston Kerman returns to the pod as our "Hating Expert" and things get heated! Langston defines what a hater is to him, why he doesn't go online with his hate, and which celebrity teen he hates the most. Plus, Sydnee orders delivery right before coming into the recording and Marie has some words for her. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogp...

Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew discuss dating younger people, the #FreeBritney movement, and more! Enjoy ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://...

Paris Sashay is freshly single and back on the pod this week as our Back to the Streets Expert! Paris was just ejected from a long term relationship and is talking about getting broken up on Christmas Eve, how she feels about Zoom dating, and she even considers going back to men. Plus, Sydnee recaps how she spent her birthday in quarantine. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Fo...

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew recap this past week's Syd Can Cook episode, reminisce on Sydnee's past birthday's, and listen to some listener stories. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UN...

Rosebud Baker returns as our Newlywed Expert on this week's Unofficial Expert! Rosebud talks about her recent wedding in a New York City park, getting engaged in quarantine, and freaking out on her honeymoon. Plus, Sydnee tests out a new history-based-segment and Marie goes through Sydnee's grocery receipts. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcas...

Sydnee and Marie recap this past week of stories. From the inauguration to lesbians being deported from Bali. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW...

We're FULLY logged in with this week's guest, our Expert of Cleanliness, Shalewa Sharpe! Shalewa explains how you perfectly wash your dishes, why getting a cat helps with mess, and how to effectively clean out your social media. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk their first periods. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOF...

We're back for another year of this raggedy pod! We discuss @GaysOverCovid, the lore of Betty White, and Sydnee comes clean about lying. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram....

There's some ho ho hoe's in this here house! In our final episode of 2020, Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss Marie's mom turning into a crazy church lady and what we all want for Christmas this year. And remember, Adele is big honey. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/store...

If you don't listen to this *spicy* episode of The Unofficial Expert, you're being sent straight to confession! Mary Beth Barone makes her triumphant return to the pod as our Confession Expert. Mary Beth reveals what shows and movies she's been watching in quarantine, what actual confession is like, and comes clean about being a klepto! Plus, Marie tells us about her cuckoo dreams and Sydnee reali...

On this week's episode of the Unofficial Expert, Sydnee talks about her run-in with a mouse, Marie considers moving to Hawaii, and Marie, Sydnee and Andrew get real with each other. Remember to Venmo @MarieFaustin and @Sydnee-Washington <3 ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic...

The "Scam Goddess" herself, Laci Mosley, graces us on this week's Unofficial Expert! As our Scam Expert, Laci talks about her Vegas scam escapades, how she's been scammed in the past, and why 2020 is the best year for scamming. Plus, Sydnee goes off on the brunch twerking video and Marie says goodbye to dick for the rest of the year. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus...

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee deals with her cats and hoarding (i.e. depression) so Marie steps in to play the role of "Sydnee's therapist." Plus, we all go around and say who Marie, Sydnee, and Andrew are in the Kardashian family and Destiny's Child. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:...