MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

This week Sydnee and Marie dive into their everyday messes, featuring guest Liza Trager, The trio covers a range of topics, including their love for gossip, handling messy relationships, and their thoughts on celebrity behaviors and tipping, and of course -- your MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have yo...

This week Sydnee and Marie touch on life MESS like TikTok, Sydnee crashing out at the deli (literally) and friends in messy relationships and more.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Sydnee and Marie bring Caleb Hearon, whose MESS is moms on social media, and their hilarious antics.    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Sydnee and Marie catch listeners up on all things their personal MESS. Bad checks, Venmo etiquette, insured genes, and of course -- your MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the ever-funny Tomas Matos joins Sydnee and Marie to chat Twitter (X??) MESS and of course get to your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Sydnee and Marie! This week the ladies chat their weekly mess, holiday and family mess, and y'alls MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by one of their favorites -- Greta Titelman! The three talk trends, MESSY relationships, fashion mishaps and more. They also get to your juicy MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

The holidays are coming up, and Sydnee and Marie are NOT even close to having their stuff in order. The two have so many things to do: dealing with unpleasant realtors, emails regarding their taxes, and writing stuff on loose paper. Let's just say the prayer list is lengthy this time around. Plus, they discuss the latest mess: aging!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messt...

On this week of MESS Sydnee and Marie talk mess FAN culture with favorite friend of the pod Matt Rogers! They talk the dynamics of being a public figure, complex relationships with fans, social media influence, and more. As always they also chat Mess of the Week and your MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at  messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your...

In this Thanksgiving special of MESS! Sydnee and Marie dive into holiday antics and mess with guest siblings Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar! They discuss everything from holiday naps, Christmas decorations, favorite Thanksgiving dishes, dating woes, and dental disasters. Happy Thanksgiving!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to h...

This week the two talk Sydnee’s apartment mess, Marie’s dating mess, when you should end your situationship, lottery mess, and your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Syd and Marie are joined by their dear friend Alex English! They recount a recent trip, debate the trials of roommates and unreliable coworkers, and tackle social media virality.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com,  or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at messthepodcast@gmail.com , or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogp...

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: http...

SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-F...

Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram...

Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all. Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Do...

We're back with our first solo episode in a minute. Marie talks about closing herself off from fans and Sydnee comes to terms with being too close with just about anyone. We discuss the Molly episode from two episodes back and respond to a listener email. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: h...

Chris Gethard joins the pod this week as our New Jersey Expert! Chris talks about a typical day in the life as a new dad, his past living it up in New York, and the best foods you can find in NJ. Plus, Sydnee talks about the recent heatwave in NY and we all recap our pride weekends. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFF...

Big tea this week, sweetie! Listener, Molly (who's messaged the Unofficial Expert to become the unpaid assistant), is on the pod this week to be interviewed by Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew. We unearth her past, ask what it means to be suffocatingly Jewish, and ask her to write the opening scene of Sydnee and Marie's sitcom. Listen to find out if she got the job! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert A...

Jo Firestone joins us on this week's episode as our Spiraling Expert! Jo tells us what it means to spiral, how she stops herself from spiraling out of control, and of course what Winnie the Pooh character she relates most with. Plus, Sydnee elaborates further on her birth and Marie talks about a bad experience on set. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https:/...

It's just Sydnee and Marie this week! They're talking about their review of "Cruella," a review of the podcast, and feeling gratitude during this weird time. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://...

Garrick Bernard joins us as the Immigrant Parent Expert on this week's episode! Garrick talks about being a first generation immigrant growing up in LA, whether or not he got allowance, and how his family felt about him dropping out of school. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about a very hot party they recently attended. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://forever...