MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

For this weeks Unofficial Expert, we are on our worst behavior with Rude Expert, Zack Fox. Zack explains cat calling, how to be rude to your stalkers, and more! Plus, Sydnee crosses paths with an one of her old drug dealers, while Marie reveals that she's done way too much this week. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EP...

Roll your best joint for this weeks Unofficial Expert with our weed expert, Dewayne Perkins! Dewayne reveals how weed played a role in fracturing his foot, what the best weed to have during sex is, and his favorite things to talk about while high, including a list of reasons why Jesus is gay in his book. Also, Marie considers reaching out to past lovers while Sydnee reminisces laughing at someone...

Get out a pen and paper for this weeks Unofficial Expert with the Living Your Best Life Expert, Janelle James. Janelle has been living her best life for some time now, having made out with Lenny Kravitz at 19 to now flying private with Amy Schumer and Chris Rock. Vinnie from Naughty by Nature even broke her bed once! Also Sydnee shows off her butt while Marie gets karma handed to her after being m...

We're taking a trip to Greece with this week's Unofficial Greek Expert, George Civeris! Here are a few things Sydnee and Marie know about Greece: 1) Hercules was set in Greece, 2) Taziki Sauce is Greek, and 3) Eric Bana looks Greek. But that's about it, so thank god George is here! He talks about living in Athens, speaking sexy Greek, as well as social media fights, Rihanna, and being single. ----...

Were feeling Final Destination vibes on this weeks Unofficial Expert with our Cheating Death Expert, Chris Daniels. Chris has avoided death his entire life - he was born 3 months early, has broken five ribs, and even had a pen go right through his mouth. Ew. Plus, Marie talks temporary tattoos while Sydnee overheard some bizarre conversations in an Uber pool. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert A...

No need to book a room at the Four Seasons for this weeks Unofficial Expert with our Hoteling Expert, Rachel Feinstein! Rachel reveals the best and worst hotels, whether or not to wear sandals in hotel showers, and her attempts to get first responder discounts for being a firefighters wife. Also, Marie loses a roommate while Sydnee loses one of her teeth. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Fr...

Sydnee and Marie kick it solo on this weeks Unofficial Experts! They dish on the latest Cardi B/ Nicki Minaj drama, the struggles of pursuing acting, and they give back to the fans! Also, Sydnee provides updates on her continuously thrilling teeth saga. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON...

Were going west coastal in this weeks Unoffical Experts with LA Expert, Joel Kim Booster. He talks about warehouse sex parties, the worst Uber pool experiences, and he settles the LA vs NYC debate once and for all. Plus, Sydnee does a Christian cover of Jennifer Lopez while Marie reveals she has a stalker. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts...

Hit the open bar and get on the dance floor for this weeks Unofficial Expert with Wedding Expert, Dave Mizzoni. He discusses bands vs. DJs, stealing the floral centerpieces and how to be a better guest at your next wedding. Plus, Sydnee talks letting go of some friends while Marie describes bettering herself with some Taraji P. Henson energy. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever...

Whether you straight as f**k, gay as hell, or somewhere in between, youll want to listen to this weeks Unofficial Expert with Freeloading Expert, Ayo Edebiri! Ayo reveals the best NYU scams, how to get away with not paying the bill, and her experience with Uber that ended at CityMD. Also, Marie talks about going on a date everyday for a week while Sydnee goes off on Louis C.K. ---- Listen to The U...

Pour yourself a Negroni and get comfortable because the Cool Mom Expert, Sandi Marx, is here! She joins Sydnee & Marie to discuss what they like in men, messy joint bank accounts, SnapBack uteruses, how to be the coolest mom at your kids' school, and so much more! Plus, Marie reveals how to scam your way into a free mattress topper! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog P...

Prepare yourself for the steamiest Unofficial Expert yet! Molly Austin is the Sex Date Expert. She joins Sydnee & Marie to discuss her experiences in the sex-dating world, bizarre threesome meetings, the perfect sex date look, what happens when a man buys you a mountain of sex toys, and much more! Plus, Sydnee cant get any money for her old clothes and Marie tells stories from her Studio 54 th...

It's Marie's birthday! So what do you do when it's your birthday and you're recording a podcast? You get yourself a gift. And what is the best gift? Rosebud Baker (Two Less Lonely Girls podcast) as your guest! Rosebud is the Angry Expert so she knows everything about...well, being angry! She joins Sydnee and Marie to discuss growing up with a mean Southern father, the people who were shitty in hig...

Sam Taggart (Club Comic) is the Hitmaking Expert! His pulse-pounding hits have redefined how we discuss gyms, randos, and sports in club music and now he joins Sydnee and Marie to impart his wisdom. Beyond the music, they talk about cutting psychos out of your life, naming names on podcasts, spicing up your relationship, how their personalities will change once theyre rich, and more. Plus, Marie &...

Peter Smith (The Bongo Hour) is the Hosting Expert! And they are dropping the supreme wisdom that will transform you into the perfect host at your next party. All your questions will be answered: Is it okay to fall asleep in the hosts bed? Is it okay to put edible glitter on everything? Is it a good idea to leave a tub of liquor-soaked fried chicken in your apartment for two days AFTER the party i...

If you have a charger, a piece of gum, a hair tie, a tampon, a tv subscription password, and a ride home for Sydnee & Marie, they will be your friends forever! Your Unofficial Experts return after a brief hiatus to discuss social media fasting, the lies of Sex and the City, NYC being a literal death trap, and how NOT to act when youre flat ass broke. Plus, Sydnee thinks Insecure isnt moving fa...

Marie almost gets murdered and Syd learns that bus drivers don't give a damn about her anemic ass. What are Daddy issues? do they turn you into a stripper? or a happily engaged woman? Do they make you date older men...and then cheat on his scary ass? Amber Rollo is our Daddy Issues Expert this week but is she REALLY the expert? You tell us hennyyy. Call you dad on speaker and listen RIGHT. NOW. --...

Sydnee's pimp hand is reeeeal strong this week when she tries to convince Marie to join SugarDaddy.com. We've got new segments, sis! As usual, we're asking the hard-hitting questions like: Where are all the single Asian dudes in NY? Is there a right way to do drugs with strangers in the park?? What are the Hwhites up to?? More importantly, who is coming to our live show at Ludlow House on August 1...

What country in the world has the best food? What airline has the hottest flight attendants? whats the cheapest day to book a plane ticket?? We literally have no idea but we DID learn how someone can accidentally do Crystal Meth...on a first date. Bowen Yang from our favorite podcast: Las Culturistas, is our TRAVEL expert and he sharing hes favorite places in the world to visit and his Grindr horr...

Marie has more mouse house drama and Syd is The Worlds Greatest friend. Maybe. Have you ever been in a sex dungeon? Do you eat food off of naked strangers bodies? Do people invite you to events for free and feed you, sis?? David Goldberg is our Events Expert and hes spilling the tea on the best, worst and weirdest things to do in NYC. Grab a ros and listen & learn boo. ---- Listen to The Unoff...

Sydnee meets her favs and fangirls OUT... Marie is not amused, but she was high AF. Lets talk about sex, which dicks in your past, don't count? were you in Vegas? doesn't count. Where you at a destination wedding? doesn't count. He didn't have abs?? sis, That. Doesn't. Count. Where are our DJ listeners at? We NEED a theme song. Someone send this episode to Calvin Harris or DJ Khalid's terrible ass...

Do you talk to your friends one way and then switch it up at work? Do you change your entire tone when talking to your parents?? Are you a big, black man but you know how to pacify a small, sensitive Hwhite, Hwoman??? Larry Owens can! He is our Code Switching expert this week and can walk it like he talks it, honey. Marie has a drug stealing Mouse and Sydnee is managing her anger, better? Sis, Pou...

Have you ever gotten your toes sucked? Would you forgive a man for stalking you, if he bought you a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich?? Can you really buy a house in Detroit for $12??? Alex English is Our Friend Expert because he's actually OUR FRIEND. We have a late night convo on Marie's couch & wait for the mouse to come out & say hello. What random things do you discuss with YOUR friends...

We get an unexpected guest this week and almost have to shut the entire podcast down. This guest is an expert at being really disrespectful, making themselves real comfortable and making everybody else extremely uncomfortable. Can you guess who it is? ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:...

Marie is going on $$$$ dates now and bags herself a "Gnocci Nigga." Sydnee sucks at texting and is officially and a supermodel. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? If you see a white man weeping on the sidewalk, how much money would you give him? Casey Balsham might be the sweetest/slowest person we've ever had on the podcast and is our GULLIBLE Expert this week. Grab some Diet M...