MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

In west Philadelphia born & raised Reggie Conquest tells us why the people in Philly were voted the ugliest people in America, where to get bomb ass cheesesteaks and all about crossing state lines by taking a $5 bus to get some ass. a.k.a. take his girlfriend to lunch. What do Erykah Badu, Kevin Hart Meek Mill, and Bill Cosby all have in common? Yes, they're all black (and one of them is creep...

Singer, actress and voice artist Catherine Cohen is answering real questions this week: WTF is a sorority? Wheres the grossest place shes ever had sex? Is she the richest person whos ever done the podcast? Marie talks cocaine and white roommates while Syd finally learns to trust her instincts. Pour a vodka soda and listen to our Sorority Expert! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Fore...

PETTY - an immature person who habitually overreacts. Paris Sashay is teaching us how to quit our jobs in the messiest way, how to make a terrible sandwich and how to get revenge on a ex that cheated on you... after you cheated first. Grab a glass of Hennessy and listen to the best way to overreact in the worst situations. Follow Paris Sashay Instagram & Twitter @parissashay ---- Listen to The...

Marie is back in NY living her Hoecentennial DREAMS (hopefully none of the men listen to this episode). Sydnee learns what General Tso's "chicken" really is and talks about meeting Channing Tatum's fine ass in real life. Fabulous still can't spell but he's fighting Emily B and we've got PLENTY to say about that. Lets discuss, sis! Messier, raunchier, funnier episodes are up on Patreon weekly... Ma...

Are ya'll all caught up? Don't worry because we aren't. Totally recorded this a while ago but who gives a damn, the funny is still all here. Have you've ever heard the word "indicative" in an Irish accent? Is the St Patrick's Day Parade like a white pride parade? Are Irish Americans doing the most? Did you know Ireland was the first country to vote for same sex marriage?? Can gay people really thr...

A few more months until Summer. The ladies talk Cookouts with comedian Gordon Baker. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://w...

Get into this episode. Originally we had Andrew Colin on to roast him for being a dog walker. Especially coming from a family that's financially successful. Sydnee actually waited on his brother (who is a great tipper). The episode ends up turning to a real heart to heart because of Andrew's debt & money problems. We talk about nepotism, gambling, and making all the money then losing it. Andre...

What does is it mean to be a grown woman? Is it being responsible? Knowing how to handle yours? Picking the right sex partner? Well on this episode we have Shalewa Sharpe on the show to tell us about being a Grown-Ass-Woman. When she's not making Black Panther's Chadwick Boseman laugh she's out here adulting her ass off. Follow Shalewa on Instagram @silkyjumbo Twitter @silkyjumbo Shalewa makes Cha...

Oooooh listeners, this episode is low key a #tbt. We recorded this is January so all our banter up top is dated. Anyways its still hilarious so don't judge us. Do you know what a venture capitalist is? Have you ever had a severance package? Anna Roisman is the Queen of being "unemployed". Find out how to turn your jobless lemons into lemonade. Follow Anna on Instagram @annaroseroisman Twitter @Une...

Have you ever spent an entire year without dick? Yamaneika Saunders takes us through her year of empowerment sans dusty dudes. We review the show "90 Day Fiance'" and explains the definition of a "marginal bitch". Is Sydnee really a lesbian? Should we all just be celibate? Pat your cervix and listen to this hilarious informative episode. Follow Yamaneika on Instagram & twitter @yamaneika ----...

Marie's in LA but the podcast still thrives. The ladies catch up on various topics. From the girls using Thinx panties all the way to Marie banging Tha Game in Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles. Spilling Russell Simmons Phat Farm tea, would you ever hook up with his yoga retreat ass? Who doesn't have herpes in Hollywood? Sydnee lists the Hoe Rules for the year. Grab a pen and paper to take all the me...

Soooooo, we have a little technical difficulties Our usual intros didn't make the cut, However, our amazing guest Mila Myles discusses all things Porn. We talk about her favorite porn stars, first time watching it on VHS, and being horny for the first time. Grab a towel because things get very moist. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/p...

Have you ever flirted with a rich celebrity, while wearing a white tube top at the club? We talk flirting you way to an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, AND a Tony award winner, dating short dudes, and sliding into random people's DM's. Marie talks about double dating on Bumble and never paying for any of her dates. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.c...

Lets talk about BOOBS! Sydnee sets the SCENE for getting banned from Dominos. Marie doesnt know anything about Spanx because she has abs. We discuss taking Aderol, fake nipples, expensive lingerie and Victoria Secret employees lying about our measurements to sell bras. Chrissie Mayr is our BRA EXPERT and is a 34DD. Grab your Demi cup, bralette, strapless, t-shirt bra and subscribe NOW. ---- Listen...

We finally have a wig intervention for Sydnee! Comedian Chloe Hillard keeps it ALL THE WAY REAL. We discuss who was a bully as a kid: Chloe. Marie or Sydnee?? How can some men be so basic, beige AND bold? West Indians being the best motivational speakers and dating a man you don't like so you could have somewhere to sleep. Marie's been fired from every job she's ever had and Sydnee finally learns...

What would it sound like if we talked about every single thing that popped into our heads for an hour? Las Culturistas' Matt Rogers is here and we cover everything from how we lost our virginity to the first season of American Idol. We ask hard-hitting questions like: DOES Lady Gaga have gas? WTF is fibromyalgia? Which Real Housewives city is the best?? Take your ADHD medication and listen RIGHT N...

We're talking about cocky ugly men, old moms and butt sex. Marie is busy, blessed and finally joins Bumble. Sydnee finds out her girlfriend is cheating on her but you'll be shocked to find out with who. Roll up your saggy boobs & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: w...

Is Chicago better than Brooklyn? We talk dating white woman, comedy beef, watching R.Kelly picking up girls from Clark's school with Clark Jones. Do black people actually like comedy? Grab a soggy deep dish slice & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/...

How far would you go for $10,000 worth of gifts? Rasheda is here talking about SugarDaddy.com, cash gifts from crazy men and NOT Googling a man before going out on a date. Sydnee and Marie try to set up their SugarDaddy profile pages too. Call your lawyer & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES...

What's the craziest thing you've ever put on your face? We're talking vampire facials, pee on your face for clearer skin and black people with freckles with Mo Fry Pasic. Sydnee talks about accidentally dating a homeless man. Put on a face mask & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE...

Syd & Marie talk with comedian Jordan Temple as the Projects expert. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram...

What's the easiest way to get punched in the face on the NYC Subway? We talk homeless comedians, what men should NOT wear on dates (cargo shorts + Sketchers), and Oprah disrespecting Stedman with Gianmarco Soresi. Put down your book & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATRE...

Would people would rather be lonely OR be poor? We discuss being a Black man in boarding school, ordering amaretto sours on a first date and the different dating site pros and cons: Tinder, Plenty of Fish, OkCupid and sliding in people's DM's with C. Lemar. Sydnee & Marie teach you how to trick people with your dating profile and discuss red flags on first dates. Delete the group photo & p...

Can you use Yogurt as LUBE? Did you know that most women don't come from penetration? We talk about female ejaculation, how old we were when we lost our virginity, being a hoe and how to talk about sex with your dad. Not WITH your dad but TO your dad with Suraiyah Ortiz. Marie thinks male strippers are sad. Put in your anal beads & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free...

Can men be Instagram models? We're discussing how the media portrays women, foods you shouldn't eat before a threesome, fat kids that wear shirts in the pool, being an immigrant kid in Baltimore with Stavros Halkias. Grab an eggroll & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATRE...