Mercenaries In Retrograde

It's been a wild ride for our Statistical Wonders and the open seas have plenty in store for them. Simmon buys floaties, Celeste asks an important question, and Algernon becomes a pirate. Happy One Year of episodes of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

With gifts given and coffee had, it's time for our Statistical Wonders to make their way back to some old friends and family. Simmon has some questions, Celeste definitely does NOT go on a beach date, and Algernon sees his sister again. Figure out what drink you are in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

From C.R. to a barrel of monkeys to unseen servant game pieces in a game made in hell, our 50th episode has it all. Celeste knows Carly Rae personally, Simmon is hell to draw, and Algernon take a picture of bread shoes. Find out how the DM crumbles on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

These Statistical Wonders have defeated a great evil and come back... mostly unscathed but somethings still linger heavy on their heart. Simmon has an awkward conversation, Celeste is feeling inadequate, and Algernon has a chat with his mom. Find out who is more than just likeable on this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde.

Friend or foe, who knows who we are going to lose in this episode. Celeste is sobbing, Simmon is (still not) Jesus, and Algernon is not ready to let go. Find out if the tides of the battle can shift on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Finally it's time to stick a nail into this fae problem and get Algernon's friend out of our hairs. Simmon hates green apple, Celeste loves fire and blood, and Algernon comes ready to tussle. Find out who's really important in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

We're one day out from killing the Fae and everyone is getting ready. Simmons is getting robbed, Celeste confront Beatrice, and Algernon has a messed up family. Join us at Fae's Killing Eve on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

What better way to spend the day than at the biggest placed of worship on the continent! Even better when you can get in for free! Simmon is in awe of a Goddess, Celeste sees her gay awakening, and Algernon confronts his issues. Play the slots with Granny Petaldae on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

There is no one more colorful than a fae named Taupe! Simmon makes a deal, Celeste is scared of being grounded, and Algernon prepares to go home. Find out why we aren't clowning around on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Lose or loose? Who knows how to spell anyways. Simmon is Dyslexic, Celeste has a big gay crush, and Algernon just simply into men. Find out all the things we made cannon on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

People say all the karma in the world cancels out! Ya know! Like PEMDAS! Simmon feels guilt, Celeste is gay, and Algernon has boy problems (again). Find out what cancels out on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

While some of our heroes have internal debates, others face external consequences. Simmon encodes Irvin's memories, Celeste has a breakdown, and Algernon thinks about going home. Come brave this harrowing time of healing on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

They do say two heads are better than one. But what about a 4 vs 2 heads fight. Simmon goes feral, Celeste is scared, and Algernon's wasting spell slots. Find out how the Statistical Wonders fight a bear on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It's finally time to discuss the Archfey in the room. Simmon plots murder, Celeste leads Finch on, and Algernon feels guilty about everything. It's time to finally figure out how to deal with that pesky fae problem on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It's once again theory time for the biggest nerd of our gang of Statistical Wonders! Simmon is a theory boy, Celeste learns the hot gos, and Algernon's conversation could have gone way worse. Find out how you can predict the future on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

These Statistical Wonders are attempting to put the pieces of this world mystery together and having a blast while doing it! Simmon goes off about Frankenstein, Celeste lovingly bullies Algernon, Algernon goes on a date. Find out how all of these end in disaster on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

What meaning do dreams really hold? Can you tell the future through a single tarot card? Simmon conquers his fears, Celeste tries to decide if the Shadowfell is evil, and Algernon is the next to be fate touched. Hold onto your hats and listen to this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

When shots are taken, sometimes somethings are missed. How will our Statistical Wonders get anyone on their side now? Simmon takes Jell-O shots, Celeste is a big lesbian, and Algernon definitely doesn't know these people. Find out how many people will join the cause on this week' episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

What's a normal day for our heroes without accidentally starting a cult? Simmon starts a cult, Celeste is the most normal, and Algernon makes some wild accusations. Find out how the fall was a we go into the underground on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde. Thank you to Louis Humaniode on YouTube for letting us use your music in this episode!

These Statistical Wonders are not lying to Tamara about ANYTHING what-so-ever. Simmon is not lying, Celeste throws Algernon under the bus, and Algernon does a really good job (kinda) to not sounding horny. Try to catch us in our lies on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Welcome to our first Q&A episode! The first arc is complete and now it's time to answer some of our burning questions! Henri makes some bad jokes, Lark takes over, Elliot lies on their podcasting resume, and Mac is so done with all of it. See you next week for our regularly scheduled episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Now that our Heroes have learned some... interesting... information about Irvin's past, how will they move on keeping this secret? Simmon takes a power nap, Celeste talks to Ben, Algernon gets pied in the face. How will these heroes ever survive the trying times here in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

These Statistical Wonders are finally getting over the horrors of the Shadowfell. Simmon has a realization, Celeste reconnects with an old friend, and Algernon gets kin assigned a cake. What secrets will this group uncover on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

After a rough patch last episode, our heroes are ready to form their bonds stronger and get out on the town for a fit check. Simmon gets hair care, Celeste gets a fun chair, and Algernon gets anti-hair care. The fits are rockin' on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

TW: Men yelling These Statistical Wonders have been wandering for what feels like a lifetime, now that they've settled, tensions have begun to rise. Simmon is asked to look into things, Celeste is doing her best, and Algernon gets what was coming. Grab a tissue for this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!