Mercenaries In Retrograde

No one is more ready to dive into some holes than our heroes! Simmon makes a hypothesis, Celeste goes girlboss mode, and Algernon looks pretty. Find out how well these Statistical Wonders do with a looming threat of apocalypse on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

The weight of a circle rests on the shoulders of one of our heroes, and the burden is being realized by the others. Simmon gets a new stim toy, Celeste has a heart to heart, and Algernon is concerned for his friend. Who is able to bare the throne on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

You know what they say! Home is where the Hell is! Simmon gets a wing, Celeste sees her dads, and Algernon is hot. Take a cozy lava bath on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

What is true? What is modified for the sake of memory? Who knows! Simmon has a heart to heart, Celeste is off being gay somewhere, and Algernon is worried about his mom. What may be changed in this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde! Credit to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting us use his music!

It's time for a skirmish! A scrabble! A fight! Celeste blows up a snake, Simmon is nervous about a party, and Algernon helps his family. Don't look into it's eyes on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

Statues and trees and deer! Oh my! Everything in this forest is spooky! Simmon rewinds time, Celeste is a master tracker, and Algernon finds his sister! What kind of mysterious things await our heroes in this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

How many more Into The Woods References can one podcast take?! Simmon wants to look at giants, Celeste will not be silences, and Algernon takes the blame again! Find out how it isn't anyone's fault in this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde!

Serpents and Adventurers alike will love this episode! Simmon explains, Celeste bonds, and Algernon plays. What slithering secrets will be revealed on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

We're back where our heroes began their crazy journey for one night and one night only! Simmon goes to Ollie, Celeste visits Finch, and Algernon stop's by Alec's! Find out what our wonderful cast of side characters has been up to on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde! Special thanks to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting us use his music for the episode!

This episode had our heroes screaming Oh Worm! Simmon electrocuted things, Celeste made a teleportation Circle, and Algernon doesn't know what mending does. Figure out a new way to travel on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Our heroes are back on top and ready to get to their quest! Simmon is obsessed with a statue, Celeste is the Chariot, and Algernon buys trinkets for his friends. Find out of knowledge really is power on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

One wing down, our heroes are preparing to take on their target. Simmon is wingless, Algernon has many emotions, and Celeste has her chariot. Facts and feelings in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

We only have fun times here on MiR and definitely no emotionally beautiful moments! Simmon does some digging, Celeste tries fish, and Algernon opens his heart. What could be more beautiful than fish sacrifices on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Purple Tigers? Weird flowers? Talking Dogs? What is this? The FaeWild?! Simmon, Celeste, Algernon, and Luna all solve the most difficult of puzzles on this week Episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

Our heroes have a heavy task placed upon their shoulder and if they fail it may be the end of the line for their adventures. Simmon goes feral, Celeste uses her princess charm, and Algernon listens intently. Who can say what happens on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Once a dragon lover, always a dragon lover. Simmon finds a friend, Celeste and Luna are spices, and Algernon actually knows lore! Find out all about these funky space lizards on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

What could be better than a purple worm! A purple worm train! Simmon has questions, Celeste rolls bad, and Algernon contacts Taupe! Find out the facinating secrets of this train on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Like a snake eating its own tale, fate goes around and around with no end. Simmon goes feral, Celeste swings in a hammock, and Algernon lends some comforting words. Unweave fate's tapestry on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Grab a coffee and prepare for a lesson with Professor Petaldae! Simmon teaches the class, Celeste sits criss cross applesauce, and Algernon tells Irvin about his dream. Don't get over caffeinated for this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

How does it feel to know that you're a part of something bigger? Simmon cannot find what he lost, Celeste feels like an imposter, and Algernon is the soul binding the party together. Find out who will hide their feelings in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Gods and Mortals alike rejoice when our statistical wonders walk into the room! Or... maybe not. Simmon interrogates a god, Celeste keeps Simmons in check, and Algernon is mortified. Find out what those strange pulsing crystals are on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It's actually not a pirate's life for these Statistical Wonders but it is a bug's life for Simmon! Simmon and Honey talk science, Celeste is in awe of the crystals, and Algernon is worried about his boys. Find out how life could be a dream on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

The high seas have awaited our heroes for long enough and now it's time to strike! Simmon is a wank, Celeste flambés some eel, and Algernon shoots his shot. Find out how much damage awaits on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Friends, Lovers, Those Secretly Married, and Those who refuse to acknowledge they like eachother, we come together today to witness the chaos that is the Statistical Wonders on a boat. Simmon is sleepy, Celeste gets made fun of, and Algernon learns some shocking news. Figure out what will become of those on the sea on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Follow Simmon Petaldae, Celeste Tourmalia, and Algernon Heart as they traverse the continent of Luminoa! With their gracious (and sometimes malicious) DM Mac, is there anything these Statistical Wonders can't do? Find out as you listen to Mercenaries In Retrograde.