Mercenaries In Retrograde

So we've made it to the end of our journey, now all that is left to do is cut the serpent's head. Simmon forgets this is an audio medium, Celeste rolls over people in her chair, and Algernon gets some cool new scars. 1 episode to go in Mercenaries In Retrograde.

Now that the dragon is vanquished, it's time for the real challenge- PUZZLES! Simmon doesn't give up, Celeste rolls over some hams, and Algernon solidifies his trust. It's almost time to end this. Mercenaries In Retrograde. 3

Today is the day our heroes have been training for. Will they succeed in their quests or will their path be forever stained. Celeste forges her own path, Simmon fights with honor, and Algernon holds steady. 4. On this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

As the last nights of peace begin to quiet, our heroes prepare for what could be their final day. Simmon is the Wheel of Fortune, Celeste is the Chariot, and Algernon is the Star. Is the future bright for the Statistical Wonders on this Week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?

It's time for a party cause if we're going down, we're gonna have fun doing it! Simmon cries (happy tears), Celeste sits under the stars, Algernon makes a promise. Do you hear the people sing on this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

Our heroes are gearing up for the final leg of their adventure. Simmon stops breathing, Celeste forgets a name, and Algernon states facts. How much longer will our heroes push forward? Find out on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

The race against our void-like clock continues! Simmon gets some unwanted attention, Celeste's gotta go fast, and Algernon starts some beef with god. Find out how our heroes level the playing field on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde. its almost time.

Not all of our rolls can further the story, sometimes the dice have other plans. Simmon takes flight, Celeste heals the world, and Algernon.... oh my gods what is that thing- find out if that thing is even considered a bird on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Under the Stars, our heroes seek the answers to their fears. Under the Stars is where they find hope for a future. Simmon forgets about polyamory, Celeste dances, Algernon is all seeing. Look up. Mercenaries In Retrograde.

The binding weave of fated promises comes for all. Simmon explains the situation, Celeste makes a deal, and Algernon's spell goes wild. Do you see the strings on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

They say it is blood and memory that makes a man. Simmon sees death, Celeste sees life, and Algernon sees what's in between. Find your footing in realty on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde. TW: blood, death, murder, sacrifice

If you clone yourself is the clone a new person or simply an extension of you? Simmon casts Legend Lore, Celeste reveals a minor secret, and Algernon makes things less complicated. The final cord is being pulled on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde. Careful... they're watching...

There are more secrets to be had than truth to be told in this world, especially for those who seek the knowledge of their past. Simmon tells a lie, Celeste realizes a gift, and Algernon wants honesty. We almost have all of the pieces. There is little time left. Mercenaries In Retrograde.

After a long fought battle, our heroes deserve some rest. Simmon doesn't have the extra planer plan, Celeste has a heart to heart, and Algernon's sending stone gets (stolen) barrowed. Let's see if our Statistic Wonders have a good night on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It feels like the end of days in Luminoa and our heroes are fighting for their lives. Simmon summons a skull, Celeste won't stop, Algernon aids his friends, and Ixi's group fights from below. Who will deal the killing blow on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?

Under the surface what do you see? Nightmares? Terrors? ...Hope? Simmon is down. Celeste looks rough. Algernon speaks too soon. Ixi hides away. Who will make it out alive on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

With a second Dragon entering the ring, what will our Statistical Wonders do?! Simmon falls out of the sky, Celeste blasts a baddie, Algernon lances psychically, and Ixi stays critting. Can you calculate how much damage we did on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

We've had plenty of Dungeons on this show but what about the other half?! Simmon becomes a mosquito, Celeste jumps a railing, Algernon plays back up, and Ixi resorts to it's hidey hole! Can you survive what's in the abyss on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?

What's better entertainment than watching people fall into the abyss for fun? Simmon watches his funeral, Celeste uses diplomacy, Algernon ponders the big picture, and Ixi finds something dangerous. Find out what gets pulled wide open on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Socializing is hard. But not as hard as dancing when you have 2 left feet! Simmon can't dance, Celeste is a paragon of perfection, Algernon is a charisma machine, and Ixi spins in circles. Grab a drink and dance your way into this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

One two three- One two three- Our heroes are about to waltz the night away! Simmon gets tipsy, Celeste embodies the heir, Algernon turns some heads, and Ixi is the Supreme Creature of the Swap! Dance your heart out on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde! Big thanks to Nikos Spiliotis on YouTube for letting us use their music!

Twas the night before the ball and what do we see? A group of young adventurers trying to be... ready to take on their enemies... sorry I'm not good at rhyming. Simmon misses the mark, Celeste is about to make her own way, Algernon doesn't give his backstory, and Ixi- is that a stick? What in the world of wonder could be happening on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde?!

Look at this thing I found! It says it's name is Ixi! Simmon panics, Celeste protects her home, Algernon celebrates teamwork, and Ixikat pokes monsters with a stick! Find out more about the creature in your walls in this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde

What's that sound? Did you hear is? Scuttling... Simmon can't brain, Celeste does some DAMAGE, Algernon hatches a plan, and Ixi... who is that? Find out more about who may be hunting in this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

How's hell going for our heroes? Well they're certainly learning some very important lessons! Celeste has a heart to heart with the Harbinger of Hell, Simmon fears for his (second) life, and Algernon does what he's best at! Which circle of hell do you want to stay at on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!