Mercenaries In Retrograde

Do are heroes reach for the stars? Yes! Do they miss and end up in Mythelon? Also yes! Simmon reunites with family, Celeste doesn't know if she should sleep, and Algernon has a fear of heights. Find out what chaos these three get into on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

TW: Environmental horror, Light Body HorrorWhat would dungeons and dragons be without some poor deals? Simmon gets some more power, Celeste is scared for her friends, and Algernon looses some power. See what the Shadowfell has to offer here on Mercenaries in Retrograde.

TW: Environmental Horror, Greif, Despair, Blood, and Bone How do you differentiate between life and death? What is the difference? Simmon makes bird noises, Celeste has some bad news, and Algernon is there for his brother. Hold my hand tight as we delve into this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

A quick reprieve is not enough for these Statistical Wonders, but they will take what they can get. Simmons does some thinking, Celeste hates dolls and cheese, and Algernon comes clean. What is next for these adventurers on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde. Thank you so much to @HilltopDice for making Lark's Celeste dice!

TW: Slight body horror, ichor, trauma, meantions of emotional abuse. With Halloween just around the corner, these Statistical Wonders are trapped in the Shadowfell experiencing horrors over and over in their heads. Simmons holds his friends dear, Celeste is definitely okay, and Algernon is ,,, sexy???? Find out what is going to happen to these statistical wonders in this week's episode of Mercenar...

TW: Emotional Abuse, Memories of Physical Violence, Familial Rejection, Loneliness/Abandonment, Drowning. These Wonders try to outshine all the darkness of the Shadowfell, but sometimes it's too much. Simmon is staying alive, Celeste is scared of the dark, and Algernon goes to a party. It's dangerous to travel alone here on Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Some people crave romance and passion, other's crave a good hardy nap, Our Statistical Wonders wander their way through the calm before the storm. Simmon has a crush, Celeste falls asleep, and Algernon makes his move. As they're about to do some planar travel, join our Heroes on this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde.

The gang has gotten themselves into a bit of a STICKy situation! Simmon thinks of home, Celeste starts a forest fire, and Algernon becomes the healer we all deserve. Find out how you can prevent forest fires in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Technically difficulties aside, our statistical wonders have stayed in Fleur for too long and now it's time to hit the road! Simmon crafts his theories, Celeste learns a new song, and Algernon reveals another portions of his feelings towards his friends. Listen to this hilarious encounter in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

After the shocking reveal of Algernon having a sister, our Statistical Wonders decide to spend their last night in Fleur. Simmons goes ham in a library, Celeste pinky promises, and Algernon cooks dinner. Find out all the very important lore that's cooking up in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

These Statistical Wonders are going to war... THE PRANK WAR. Alliances will be formed, friendships will (not) be broken, Simmon gets a doll, Celeste's plan blows up in her face, and Algernon spends time with his brother. Find out who wins in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Now in a new town, our statistical wonders have finally arrived in the city of Fleur! Simmon flies for the first time, Celeste crashes into the bed, and Algernon looses his sparkle. Find out how all the lore (if you care about that) and the goofs come together in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

What's better than one natural one! Four natural ones! Simmon gets some answers, Celeste finds a friend, and Algernon has to deal with the rest of the group being menaces. Find out how Ben gets a diamond worth 300 gp without stealing it in this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

This whole episode is just like a barrel of monkeys! One goof hooked, onto another, hooked onto a combat, hooked onto some secrets. Celeste knows something you don't know, Simmon gets caught, and Algernon doesn't kiss and tell. Get hooked onto this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Normal nights may consist of tossing and turning. But you aren't here to listen to us have normal dreams do you? Celeste sees smiles, Simmons goes swimming, and Algernon trips in a maze. Maybe this episode will influence your dreams,,, to find out stick with us on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Who needs therapy when you have some armor and a group of friends like this. Trauma has never taken us down before so these Statistical Wonders are eager to help anyone but themselves (minus Celeste). Simmon is wet, Celeste makes people question their lives, and Algernon sneaks a new member into the party. How do all these things connect in Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Most cities have sewers and garbage underneath it's streets. Ours have the cicada skins of the gods under it! Simmon goes full theory mode, Celeste tries to be scary, Algernon finds a rock. Whatever happens to us in this heist, you know it's gonna be wild here in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Recording a podcast is hard. But you know what's harder? Solving our DM's puzzles. Simmons find God, Celeste has a beret, Algernon gets a new bow, and Koda has to babysit these children. Certainly nothing could go wrong here at Mercenaries in Retrograde. 

Once the stores have been cleared of our heroes it's finally time to rest. Celeste wants Olive Garden, Simmons steals a ""romance"" book, and Algernon isn't bullied that bad. Find out what it all means on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde. Also a big apologies for 1.) The short episode 2.) The funky audio. We had a lot of issues recording this mainly due to helicopters flying over Ma...

After facing this notorious BIG HAM, our group sets their eyes on the next prize,,, prepping for a heist. Simmon gets a spoon, Celeste gets a spoon, and well, Algernon too gets a spoon. Find out where all these utensils are coming from in this episode of Mercenaries and Retrograde.

How much do you think players could possibly derail a campaign? Maybe they walk off the beaten path. Maybe they torch a city. Here at Mercenaries in Retrograde, we strive to drive Mac the most insane he will ever be. Celeste cooks some bacon, Simmons cuts the bacon, and Algernon almost dies. It's time for what we've all been waiting for,,, BIG HAM!!! Thank you to Luis Humanoid on YouTube for use o...

As tensions rise for some, they fall for others. Completing their task, our heroes have gathered the key that they need and now it's time for theories. Simmons has a theory board, Celeste calls her dads, and Algernon has a chat with the fae. Find out how all the different events line up in this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

As our Statistical Wonders travel downwards under the city, they come across an entire community that most of them had never seen. But in such a large place will they ever find the key they need? Celeste gets a flower, Simmon is Stumped, and Algernon meets an old friend. Find out what all this nonsense means in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

You know what they say, "Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead", luckily none of our heroes have ever died before. Ben becomes suspicious of something Algernon is hiding, Simmon plans a heist, and Celeste must teach her dads how to do pictures. Find out what is happening aqui in Mercenaries in Retrograde!

As our wondrous group all enjoy their time after the battle, it becomes time for the Arms to be lowered and their guest to arrive. Algernon forgets the groceries, Celeste pets a big dog, and Simmon plans,,,, something. You know! Just normal dnd things in Mercenaries in Retrograde!