Disappeared Pear

MENTALLY CHAOTIC

Comedy EN ↓ 13 episodes

If your brain has 37 tabs open, welcome home. On this episode of MENTALLY CHAOTIC, we unravel life one mental spiral at a time...like it’s the last thread holding us together. Laughs? Check. Chaos? Double check. Existential dread? Always. Hit play and let’s feel weird together. Subscribe or spiral... your choice.

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Dialing Disasters: How (Not) to Call Your Ex 27.08.2025 7:45

Thinking of calling your ex? Bad idea or best comedy material ever. In this episode we dive into the awkward tactics, impulsive late night calls, and hilariously doomed excuses people use when dialing their past.

How to Survive a Student Flat Without Crying (Much) 27.08.2025 6:52

Ever lived in a student flat where the walls are thinner than paper and the fridge is a science experiment? In this episode we dive into the wild, weird, and sometimes tragic comedy of shared student housing.

Why Men Hate Chores (But Love Gadgets) 27.08.2025 7:25

Why do men act like folding laundry requires a PhD?

Why Is Everyone Talking So Slow? 27.08.2025 5:51

Ever watched YouTube at 2x and then wondered why real people sound broken?

50 Shades of Grey Sedans 27.08.2025 6:48

Spoiler: the car was exactly where you left it.

Attractive People Don’t Queue 27.08.2025 5:05

Being attractive solves problems you never had and creates ones you never wanted.

RICH MINDSET vs POOR MINDSET 13.08.2025 26:23

Kev is my friend, which means I have voluntarily taken front row seats to the most chaotic financial journey in history. In this episode we follow Kev’s rise and fall across four unforgettable enterprises.

LICENSE TO EMBARRASS: HOW I FAILED HARDER THAN BOND 06.08.2025 7:39

Bond is the worst spy ever and somehow I did worse. Accidentally joined MI6, married Q, and got chased by a dolphin in a bowtie.

FROM “I LOVE YOU” TO “WHERE’S THE RING?” IN UNDER 48 HOURS 06.08.2025 8:18

Heard “No,” said “April Fools”. Now I’m fake-engaged to her aunt, stuck on a reality show, and being sued by a cat lawyer. Romance is dead. Long live chaos.

THE DUMBEST BREAKUP EVER 30.07.2025 5:35

He dumped her… by fax. Yep. This week on Mentally Chaotic, it’s heartbreak, paper jams, and emotional damage in Times New Roman. Press play. Cry in dot matrix.

HOW TO MONETIZE A TALKING FROG (Instead of Kissing It) 23.07.2025 6:52

Ever kissed a frog hoping it’d turn into a prince? Yeah, same. But what if the frog starts talking... and instead of kissing it, you turn it into a personal brand? In this absolutely unhinged episode, we dive deep into one morally questionable fairy tale pivot: turning a magical amphibian into your full-time content strategy. From shady sponsorship deals to late-night frog ASMR livestreams, we exp...

FROM APOCALYPSE TO ALLEN KEY: HOW THE TERMINATOR WAS NEARLY DEFEATED BY IKEA TOOLS 16.07.2025 8:10

Think Skynet was scary? Just wait until you hear how the T-800’s deadliest design flaw involved a humble hex key. This episode dives into the absurdity of futuristic killer robots being held together by screws you’d find in a coffee table. Expect time travel, loose bolts, and serious trust issues with toolkits.

PARAGLIDING WHILE HAVING DIARRHEA 14.07.2025 6:24

What do gas station sushi, a French instructor named Marco, and a Category 5 bowel emergency have in common? Absolutely everything... If you're dumb enough to paraglide on an empty stomach and blind optimism. In this episode, we relive one person's airborne odyssey of bad life choices, intestinal betrayal, and mid-air motivational quotes. It's a tale of flight, fright, and a desperate search for t...