MENTALLY CHAOTIC

Thinking of calling your ex? Bad idea or best comedy material ever. In this episode we dive into the awkward tactics, impulsive late night calls, and hilariously doomed excuses people use when dialing their past.

Ever lived in a student flat where the walls are thinner than paper and the fridge is a science experiment? In this episode we dive into the wild, weird, and sometimes tragic comedy of shared student housing.

Why do men act like folding laundry requires a PhD?

Ever watched YouTube at 2x and then wondered why real people sound broken?

Spoiler: the car was exactly where you left it.

Being attractive solves problems you never had and creates ones you never wanted.

Kev is my friend, which means I have voluntarily taken front row seats to the most chaotic financial journey in history. In this episode we follow Kev’s rise and fall across four unforgettable enterprises. 

Bond is the worst spy ever and somehow I did worse. Accidentally joined MI6, married Q, and got chased by a dolphin in a bowtie.

Heard “No,” said “April Fools”. Now I’m fake-engaged to her aunt, stuck on a reality show, and being sued by a cat lawyer. Romance is dead. Long live chaos.

He dumped her… by fax. Yep. This week on Mentally Chaotic, it’s heartbreak, paper jams, and emotional damage in Times New Roman. Press play. Cry in dot matrix.

Ever kissed a frog hoping it’d turn into a prince? Yeah, same. But what if the frog starts talking... and instead of kissing it, you turn it into a personal brand? In this absolutely unhinged episode, we dive deep into one morally questionable fairy tale pivot: turning a magical amphibian into your full-time content strategy. From shady sponsorship deals to late-night frog ASMR livestreams, we exp...

Think Skynet was scary? Just wait until you hear how the T-800’s deadliest design flaw involved a humble hex key. This episode dives into the absurdity of futuristic killer robots being held together by screws you’d find in a coffee table. Expect time travel, loose bolts, and serious trust issues with toolkits.

What do gas station sushi, a French instructor named Marco, and a Category 5 bowel emergency have in common? Absolutely everything... If you're dumb enough to paraglide on an empty stomach and blind optimism. In this episode, we relive one person's airborne odyssey of bad life choices, intestinal betrayal, and mid-air motivational quotes. It's a tale of flight, fright, and a desperate search for t...