Men II Boyz

A malevolent super computer created Wyoming. The true value of postcards. Tom's OnlyFans theory. Andrew Cuomo - Sex Pervert. Tarantino's mother grudges. A hallucinated crematorium. "Ju$t" - Run the Jewels - Toy Selectah Remix "Hell Yeah" - Old Man Saxon "DOOM Unto Others" - CZARFACE/ MF DOOM

Forrest Gump: Elite Killing Machine. Bruce Springsteen needs the workers. Brain fog, or something worse? Tom as a non-consensual parent. A tragic drive-by exchange. True Crime via Wikipedia. "Black guy and the 4th of July?" When it rains tetanus, it pours tetanus. Sorry for the low volume on the songs in this episode. We'll fix that going forward. "Come on Down" - Zeal & Ardor "Weigh Me Down" - Lo...

Tom leads us on a haunting and bleak tale of a movie that never was. We examine the deaths of a number of famous funny men. We laugh, we cry, we explore the tale of  Atuk. "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" - Johann Sebastian Bach "I Love Livin' in the City" - Fear "My Way" - Sid Vicious

"Hey Ya". Jeff Bezos and The Challenger. Superwoman solves North Korea. New Orleans Vampires. Xenomorph rampages through New York. Breakfast habits. Beta blockers, and the great Tom Experiment. Hair growth = small penis. Sildenafil flush reaction. "Far From Any Road" - The Handsome Family "Let the Mystery Be" - Iris DeMent "Corona" - Minutemen

Ain't no bachelor party without shadowy regrets. No second locations. Tom catches full bird. Does anyone have a baby? Brendon isn't a Dune fan. Queen of meth. Thought crimes? Armie Hammer- hot or not? Tom want's her to age like a witch. Radical Halloween fuck up. Intricacies of early open mics. "Fresh Blood" - Eels "Dark Allies" - Light Asylum "Goodbye" - Apparat, ft. Soap&Skin

Tom - Cold drink of sexiness. Brendon - hot boy. Sweet Dee murder dog. "A nun with a bad..... habit." Jeopardy's pretty fun. Does Tom know Gmail? Jordan Peterson/Randy Newman. Tomi - unkillable right-wing hottie. Dying at music festival. Irish people are immune to criticism. Challenging media subject matter. "Alex Trebek" - The Fleshtones "Strange Dream" - WITCH (We Intend to Cause Havoc) "Drinkin...

Hysteria lobotomies. "Wisconsin Death Trip". Tom & Texas. Angela's Ashes, the Board Game! Heartbreak deployment. Baller-ass weird girl vibes. "The Ween Boyfriend". Grandpa war stories. Cake - "Stick Shift and Safety Belts" Ween - "Waving My Dick in the Wind" Father John Misty - "Total Entertainment Forever"

Seizure disorders, no fun. "It's a black man!" When the cops say they'll maybe shoot you. "Oh, I'm just the gardener". Sam and Brendon, Eliminators.  Jormo Lancing. "Be This Way" - Arms and Sleepers, Steffaloo "Tes" - Bogan Via "Porno Disaster" - The Octopus Project

Bill Gates sexual chi. Irish Tea Kettle. Tom identifies drug dealers. A plea for feedback. A podcaster skeeves. A hollow Eisenberg. What does Tom Clancy do? LABROODLES. Crusaders vs. Xenomorph. Songs: BeauSoleil - "Hot Chili Mama" Y La Bamba - "Libre" Mashrou' Leila - "Ashabi"

Big Data. Patrick Duffy kills Cody. Urkel did everything. Racist philly cheesesteaks. Fart condensation. What kid?? Jesus iz hawt. Tijuana Bible. Ten cent beer night. Songs: The Unicorns - "Tuff Ghost" King Kahn and the BBQ Show - "Alone Again" Almighty Defenders - "All My Lovin"

In this episode we're happy to have David join us. Denver is city. What am water? Water underground good for worm. Spotted dick. Rollie Fingers mustache. Tom's a Moderna Man. Dick mask ingenuity. Carte blanche the person. Where do they get the poop? Willfully peeing your pants. Songs: "Caravel" - Greta Van Fleet "Theme from the Science Fiction Television Show" - Master Musicians of Bukkake "Live '...

Vacation sadness. Paris and the sins of man. Carnival barkers of flesh. 666 kicks. The Popes bloody shoes. Lil Wayne, an eldritch creature. Tom's father Copernicus

Tom showers Brendon in compliments. What am Easter song? Can Michael Jai White beat up Brendon? How dare you Daniel Craig! Here comes Satan. Darkweb be bonkers. "Someone get fresh with you?"

What isn't the gay cowboy movie? Michael Shannon is a Dick Tracy character. Converting for Ion cannons. SNL IS NOT IMPROV. Rail grinding @ Noodles. Tom rips DMT bongs. Tom encounters a bear health professional.

Welcome to Aaron. Martin bought a farm. Clown Core. That fucking weird Japanese cannibal. Leonard Cohen gets beat. Is Hank Aaron a porn star?

Lady Gaga's dogs. Tiger Woods considers which waitress. Don't forget to punch a Nazi. Jared Leto's face is hamburger.

Tom eulogizes a massive piece of shit. We explore the Hotel Cecil and Japanese cinema. We also have music in this one, which is pretty rad

Abe Lincoln's black husband. Melancholia. Marilyn Manson is a piece of shit. Some Beatle got shot. Tom can't improv.

Audio problems like a motherfucker. We're still figuring it out, but stick with it ya'll. We have some rad guests coming up, as well as an actual producer to help nail this shit down.

If this RSS were a seafaring vessel we'd be smashing champagne against it. Welcome to the first episode of Men II Boyz, an adventure through the world of bath houses, ASMR, the death of Siegfried Fischbacher and a number of other meandering topics. Thanks so much for joining us on this shit-house journey