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Gonna be honest here, there aint much to describe. Tom and I turned on the original Hellraiser and tried to give you some good cues in order to line it up and watch it with us. Don't worry, we banter mostly, with semi-consistent comments on how sexy Uncle Frank is in the movie. Happy Halloween!

Tom and Brendon flip through like 4 movies while talking about being unemployed and loosely describing the nude scenes in the films. Lemme tell you, this one's a banger. WARNING: The next episode is a very poorly done Watch-a-Long of the original Hellraiser, so cue that badboy up and try to watch it while we drunkenly explore the convergence of pain and pleasure

Testosterone. What's it's deal? Mr. Peterson's hot take on autism. Patches Bellaire, Tamarac Raider, and Max Bushy-Hill. The middle 70% of a high school reunion. Killin' in a college town. The true joy of a solo-bar life. Suicide pact via 69 style choking. Lots era of mistresses in every city. "Ghetto Ass Witch: - Ritualz "Love Invaders" - Fatima Yahama "Three Futures" - TORRES

Hunting hot-tubs and The Sadness of Bathing. Riff-Raff vs. James Franco. HotLanta and the intricacies of soda. Aussie football > then NFL. Another Woodstock rehash. Disparate cultures sharing a singular heritage month. Angelina Jolie's hot tip to the FBI. Chris Chan. We're planning on trying to get a "Watch-A-Long" episode ready in the coming weeks. Send us any recommendations. We'll also post a s...

Foster ain't caring. Tom's E.T. slip-up. Harvey Weinstein cocaine main vein. Arm and Hammer. What am spider? " Open Water" featuring Tom. Cousin Donno. Then I think we talked about " Nope" for a bit. I didn't re-listen to all of this since I'm a busy boy. I sure hope we didn't say anything too nasty.   "Pulsing (feat. Nina K)" - Tomas Barfod, Nina Kinert "Bulbform" - TR/ST "People Ii: The Reckonin...

CERN in service of Satan. Tom longs for the days when men were men. Baskin Robbins Hell. Is comedy the same as video games? Fun porn searches. Monster Hot Sauces. Metallica's bad artistic direction. Freak dancing sins. Elvis enjoyed morgues. "The Difference Between Us" - The Dead Weather "Piledriver" - Dennis the Fox "Pepper" - Butthole Surfers      

Jerking it ain't straight. High flying airdropping presents. Harambe kickflipping in a fisheye lens. A level headed understanding of the Hoover Dam. Toms gay trip. Taping your mouth shut for love. The black phone. The Cauliflower Effect.   "Fingerbib" - Aphex Twin, Alarm Will Sound "Ted" - Clark, Bibio "Weigh Me Down" - Lorn, Mono/Poly

Walt Whitman Epstein flight logs. Brendon starts fishing. Tom's Grandpa went to Japan once. A young Capote Dill. Tom's conservative development. Uwe Boll - Dick Cruncher. Farting on celluloid. We take on gun control again. A murder worth sacrificing your submarine for. A "Hamlet" disappointment. Crack a lamp and jam it in the prisoner's face. "Ignorant Piece of Shit" - Carissa's Weird "I Feel Aliv...

A Christian Altar shinbone. Caulkin crushed by a bunch of bees. Warehouse workers on a break casually playing their favoritue tunes. The musician nephews of confirmed war criminals. Kanye West and the batmobile. "Silent Treatment" - Blank Mass "Удалил твой номер (Deleted Your Number)" - Molchat Doma "Semicircle Song" - The Go! Team

Dick-Sheet-Ah. Dead Silence, why? Cute goddamn gaslighting. Pearl Harbor Delight. Both very confused by what it means to be gay. Black NASA. Ben Franklin one-upping God. Knights Templar gimp outfit. "Arab Money" - Busta Rhymes "Killing All the Flies" - Mogwai "Red Nation" - The Game ft. Lil Wayne

Oscar drama. Family Matters gritty reboot. End-times questions. A Crumbley lesson on guns. A spicy Latin term. Kevin Spacey turkey drum. The Dog Father & the urinal. Leatherface the icon.   "The Cure" - Jadu Heart "Mama Loi, Papa Loi" - Exuma "Luv (sic) pt2" - Shing02

Exploring Tom Jones. African Mayonnaise. Time traveling port-o-potty hobos. Film talk. Jack Nicholson dirty drawings. Chronic dwarf rage. Scotch-mo hobo with a shotgun. Lady french scalps. Mental health explorations. A surprise pig on a date. "Clap Hands" - Tom Waits "Organ Donor" - DJ Shadow "Them Changes" - Thundercat  

SLAVA UKRAINI. ISS meteor threat. A conservative booby trap. Missing the NIN window. Those vikings and their wacky bullshit. More bath house. A bizarre car sales experience. Casino edited for TV. Double luge and package shots. Tom & Chinese culture.   "The Gun" - Lorn "Battle Hymn of the Republic" - Joshua James "Gilded Lily" - Cults

For this episode we were lucky enough to be joined by Alan Bromwell. We talk about his experience in the industry, drugs, are we Klein Bottles when it comes to our mouths and anus? "Total Destruction to Your Mind" - Swamp Dogg "Summon the Fire" - The Comet is Coming "A Day in the Life" - Handsome Boy Modeling School feat. RZA, The Mars Volta, and Tim Meadows aka The Ladies Man

A post it note for fishing. Now, ocean or space? School assemblies. Presidential Fitness Club for killing Hitler's brain. Are genitals feet? A catfishing tale for the ages. The face of a concerned, sad man. Tyler Durden's happy ending. Custody battle for some kid. "FOOTSTEPS AT THE POND - La Dispute, Zeal & Ardor remix "New Age Thriller" - U.S. Girls "You'll Never Get To Me" - Killing Joke

Tom's complete overreaction to a rental suit question. Open mic shenanigans. Narc-Anon comedy bits. A John Henry mistake. Money suit wearing lunatic motherfucker. The different fathers of America. Multi-dick drawing artistic prowess. Tom is confused about the CEO of the Garden of Eden. "Sweet Trash" - TOBACCO "Wash My Hands Shorty" - The I.L.Y's "Cough Pills" - Damaged Bug

Advertising with cough syrup. Jar Jar gets us cancelled. A heartfelt apology. A troublesome bathroom experience. Easter Bunny abomination. Jim Crow Monopoly. "Abyss" - Pastel Ghost "Rotted Arp" - Lapalux "Broke" - Tom Vek  

The thing that grinds Tom's gears is female comics. Yes, that's what Tom said. Funerals = unfunny recording environment. Touchdown Jesus. Brendon makes light of the pandemic. William Shatner controversy. Ari Aster exploits the disabled. Tom is a self-hating female comic. "Better Days" - Citizen King "Push Push (Lady Lightning) - Bang Camaro "Father Christmas" - The Kinks

Alright folks, here's the god's honest truth. This recording was around 2 hours long, and I've spent about 4.5 hrs editing it into something even slightly workable. I stupidly didn't take episode notes while doing that, and I will absolutely not relisten to it in order to do so. What I can say is that we talk about a fair amount of gross and dumb stuff, which is pretty usual. What I edited out and...

The Franzia himself, Chistopher, joins us for this extra fun episode. Slapping the bag. What is analyze? A shitheaded approach to economics. Icebreaker death memes. The minds are lost via public speaking. Hardcore Excel pussy hounds. Post apocalypse endowments. Bath house wiener etiquette. We have phonecall with Jason, then someone called Brendon an asshole. "Money Machine" - 100 gecs "Meet Me At...

Hey everyone, we had a doozy of a time recording this one. Lost about 15 minutes of the beginning of our recording but just did our darndest to make it into a legitimate episode. Thanks for bearing with us. Furries - dead or just sleeping? Classic murder mistake. A prayer for technical help. Movie commentary pitch. Brendon's time in an Italian murder deli. Embodying characteristics of media you co...

Ultimate fedora power move. A modern biker prophet. Holy relic defense maneuvers. Steam-rolling poor Giuseppe. Slicing & dicing down 16th street mall. Kentucky fried Irish people. "Nevertheless" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre "I'm the Man to Be" - EL VY "Egypt Berry" - Night Beats

Tom loses a big fish. Spiderman barrel-roll dick kicking. Brendon as a hot young girl. Radio DJ's are the goddamn worst. Sentient orca destroys Aleutian natives. Tom Flubs a mic. Lema Dunkhams. Suffering for dyke hair. Free roast beef. Iphone design blows. "Orca" - Wintersleep "Jealousy" - People Get Ready "New Song (Soulwax Remix) - Warpaint

Sexy bus stop people. What is Met Gala? Chris Tucker parties hard. Prince Andrew was gacked. Charlie and the Nightmare Factory. Professor Gloryhole. Tom's bar etiquette. "You Were Right" - Bass Drum of Death/Eve 6 "I Don't Wanna Talk (I Just Wanna Dance)" - Glass Animals "Ceiling Granny" - Mogwai

Sneaky Asian automobiles. Dominating Meth Skeletor with ABBA. Big thanks to the Woodman. Haunting pan flutes. Genital onomatopoeia. Tom interacts with the deaf. An Angel that fell to earth. Vampire security guard. Tom's human-trafficking blind date. "It's Not Right, But It's OK - Thunderpuss Mix" -Whitney Houston, Chris Cox, Barry Harris "Eternal Champ" - Sweet Valley "Xiangjiao" - Iglooghost