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Bliss & Nuke. South Africa wearing out it's welcome. The New Pope. Chopped cheese. Jack Rubenstein. Underground Jewish rave. Sandy Passages. French onion soup martini. Chinese Whispers. Anime political justice. A sea goat mistake. Giant boner headache. Bloody fingerprints. Green ball expert. What is partner? "Guess I'm the bad guy!" Outfit for orgy. "I Am Bleeding Internally" - The Dream Eaters "C...

Comcast hell debacle. Lieutenant Dan tequila ghost. Andy Warhol was shot in the stomach and also enjoyed wrestling. Brendon Blanket Fort Kingdom. Dog bed and excitable dude pups. Modern beatniks. Taxes and Batman.   "Do You Wanna Taste It" - Wig Wam "Ball of the Dead Rat: - The Teeth "Doom Wop" - Rickhaw Billies Burger Patrol

Tom the pussy. North Korea gift shop. Heart versus feather. Jesus the pussy. Las Vegas party-time. Pedophiles at sea. Earthquake blues. Doom level: Sphere. Bushels of PEZ. Whitney Houston, ultimate gangster. Bush is pig criminal. "Dennehy" - Serengeti "The Recluse" - Cursive "ICE BOY" - Corbin

Loud and stupid babies. Baby Finger Gartland. George C. Scott, the Calvinist. Trying to care about Resident Evil. Miracle Mile go fuck yourself. Intramuscular testosterone.   "The City Sleeps" - MC 900 ft. Jesus "Bad Kids" - Black Lips "Hey Moon" - John Maus

Sephora's Mild Flaying Product. Black Dandyism. Close poximity sex. French arm-dick. Pouring one out for Rick. Lazy-ass documentarians. Why does economy do that? Oh there they are!

A.I. Overlord sees into Hell. Vampires: Cum & Blood. Chet Hanks. New York and a giant piano. The Killing of Jeffrey Dahmer. Pittsburgh Nosferatu. Dipshits and The Troubles.   "So Destroyed" - Prince Rama "Just Wait Til Next Year" - John Maus "H.O.O.D" - Kneecap

Princess Die. Bent Kneck Lady. An unnecessary explanation of kink. Wax applicator back buffing. Chuck Tingle tickled pink. A universal first: chimpanzee space death. "8 Figures" - Maxo Kream "Apricots" - BICEP "Breathe in Breathe Out" - Birdmask

So. My bad. I really sat on editing this one. It got to a point where I was embarassed to sit down and work on it because it was already so late, and that just made things worse. I'm trying my best, and my best isn't always good. Also, I didn't relisten to this one because I found my voice too grating. So, who knows what's on here. Fingers crossed nothing terrible!   "Tennessee Buddha" - Dan Spenc...

Sweet kisses from an older gay man. Aussie Football better than anything. Magnet bushes. Elvis the black Israelite. Super fun technical problems. Dumb fucking aphrodisiacs.   "Kellion" - Long Arm "Dead Men Tell No Tales" - The New Law "Heir" - Public Memory

Ken Kinsey: Kid Fucking? Fungle funk band. Always and completely wrong about history. Apologizing for genocide. Matching with trans people. Rap is the official sponsor of Doggy Style sex.  Bubba Sparxxx - "Back in the Mud" Ween - "Gabrielle" Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - "Runaway Girls"

Alright, heres the deal. We recorded this like 3 weeks ago, and my lazy ass sat on it for a few too many days. Since then I've been pulling 60-70 hour work weeks trying to finish a big project. Needless to say, it took a long fucking time for me to put in the work to get this edited and loaded. My apologies. Also, I didn't really relisten to it, so we're all going in blind!   "La Vida Es Un Sueno"...

Going nuts in the temple. Tom the house sitter. Horn dog Kevin Bacon. Finally called out for fronting on Junji Ito. The Boeing disaster. Radiation hell.  "Jackie Down the Line" - Fontaines D.C. "Echoes" - The Rapture "Ebony Eyes" - Bob Welch    

A glorious new future. Ellen Degenerous, Grand Inventor. Tom's sexual power bomb. Vlad Putin's death #6. Mariah Carey's Hanukkah song. Bug Banging. Tom and ScAMWAY. A house of literally corpses. "Rich Bitch Juice" - Alice Longyu Gao, Laura Les remix "Velha Guarda" - Bonde da Alianca "Careful What You Say" - Class Actress

Tom bombs job interview. Planetary axis and the suicide challenge. Tales from the supermarket. Stolen pedo valor. City Miles on the self-odometer. A pentagram of salt for Tupac. Brendon is the sequel to "Thirteen". Exploring "Killers of the Flower Moon". Brendon afraid of the dark. "Sad But True" - Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit "Call to Arms" - Sturgill Simpson "Effect and Cause" - The White Strip...

Terminator thumbs up sinking into lava mattress sale. Underwater tombs. Y3000 - man and machine. Toms ultra strong core. D-Day for child actors. "Hi, it's me David Lynch. It's looking pretty warm out today." Ball-crushing denim. Tom's inevitable death from a pork sandwich at a concert. "Boy With A Coin" - Iron & Wine "Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades" - Brand New "Becomes the Color" - Emily Wells

Junji Ito stolen valor. Suicide Hotline training courses. Driving 90 minutes to punch an umpire in the stomach. Blue Man Group uncovered. Another goddamn basement hole. Encountering a Death Shaman. Explorations in philosophy. "Savage Grin" - Puplic Memory "Intercepted Message" - Osees "What the Peephole Say" - Queens of the Stone Age

Industrial machine death count. Irish potato car bomb. Do Not Proceed, Crazy Youth! Tom has the worst robot idea ever...seriously. Star Trek and false stereotypes. Stress dreaming about the deep dark hole in the basement. Daniel Day-Lewish method acting for love making. Problem Child. Aint no African Americans in Britain. "Raindrops" - Basement Jaxx "Goin' Against Your Mind" - Built to Spill "Delt...

Catching a nut with Oppenheimer. Collecting versus hoarding. Cheating your way into Arlington. Shadow men viking death. I swear to God, it wasn't no dog. A shark with ill intentions. Identifying a corpse with a ball-gag. "Prisencolinensinainciuso!" - Adriano Celentano "B$G P$MP$N" - Natural Child "Utopia" - Austra

Losing yer shit on the bus. A dwarf from the Lying Clan. Sam Jackson tweets gay porn. This fucking fella has an eel pit under his trailer house. IKEA Protocols. Elvis was a goddamn goober. Being so coma'd you go full Zordon.  "Business Lunch" - Shakey Graves "Make It All Everything" - D Tiberio "Bye Bye Macadam" - Rone

Welcome back after our small hiatus. Live be crazy, but it's settling down for the both of us now. Hoping to get back on track with recording consistently. Apologies, but I'm sure our absence for a few weeks had zero effect on anyone at all. Anywho, we sorta talk about war, Flannery O'Conner, drugs, some other shit. Just give it a listen, we had fun recording it, which is always a good sign. "I'm...

A pooped out Lenzi. The entangled lives of smut and social media. The horrors of war. What does the bible have to say about bears? Re-housing Liza Minelli. Back From Broken. Stolen valor neck brace.

Banks be fake. Modern Live Links. Aint no African Americans in The UK. Brendon and his technicolor insanity dreams. Toublesome aeronautics.  "The Woods" - Lorn, Dolor "Shoom" - TR/ST "I Am God" - Clams Casino, Imogen Heap

Journaling. Tom's height gaslight. Brendon encounters an escort. Loving Kathy Bates. The tree trunk legs of Eddie. Pretend to be asleep during coitus, multiple times. "Who can blame 'em?" The exciting world of recruiting.   "I Don't Wanna Be Me" - Type O Negative "Murder Death" - De Staat "I Am a Girlfriend" - Nobunny

Straight up, edited this for audio quality and didn't do a relisten, so everyone is in for a surprise as to the content. Thanks for the patience, we be going through some shit and it's been pretty disruptive. Hopefully this brings some good goof to your day. We'll never stop loving you.   "Lost it to Trying" - Son Lux "Never Freestyle" - Coast Contra "Leda" - Makthaverskan    

We are lucky enough to host the wonderful Eddie this episode, who's job is not only in making us laugh but also in making us laugh. Cable Critters. Info@pornhub.com, and The Ultimate Funnel. PreCumbrian Era. Smelly looking priests. What rhymes with buffalo? Hackers, scammers, and some good looking cake. A bidet of a problem. How Japan do? Underwater horror's and romance. Probably some other shit....