MATTSPLAINING

Matt Storrs explains the most powerful and influential force in history. Angela Smith (@angelasmithstl) notes that that might be accurate regarding kittens. From Pompei to Egypt, kittens have always been able to sense destruction as it loomed. They found ways to influence human evolution and disrupt society with cuteness. Plus, when is the right time to spay and neuter a kitten?

With the Massachusetts Air National Guard Discord leaks, many people have forgotten one of the biggest leak scandals in history. Matt Storrs explains the prevalence of microfiche in the scooters of Washington DC and the spies who ride. Wait, scooter Litter, not Scooter Libby. Allyson Bills (@scooterlitter) explain how scooters can save time but they can easily become an eyesore when discarded inap...

Matt Storrs explains the shocking factors that make pastry school, business school, and serial killers all so similar. Lauryn Petrie (https://linktr.ee/thelaurynpetrie) rates Matt's understanding at one skull of knowledge. Matt explains the four types of serial killers including disgruntled engineers. There's a discussion of all your favorite killers: Lisk Long Island, Golden State, Ed Kem...

Matt Storrs details the symbiosis between unions and the vinyl sign and inflatable rat industry. Rory Lutz (@funnyvegandude) confirms the importance of these businesses to unions as we know them. They discuss strikes at Starbucks, Chipotle, and Mideveil Times. We wouldn't have brunch or happy hour without unions. There is a big need to have good chants while on strike. They discuss the unitiza...

​Matt Storrs explains how many medical advancements connect to Jackie Chan. Matt then notes importance of being a physical method actor. ​Lawson Leong finds some accuracy but details the magic that is Jackie Chan’s talent and career. Plus, an amazing use of ad Infinium. Learn more: First Fantasy: https://lawsonphoenix.podbean.com/ Ballin Out Super Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/ballin-out-super T...

In a first for Mattsplaining, Matt Storrs talks with Ellie Dunn and Julia Granacki of Circling the Drain Podcast about all of the negative and surprisingly positive side effects of perimenopause. It turns out many scientific advancements "could" be connected to the condition. Regardless, Julia and Ellie dispel several misconceptions and discuss the importance of getting high-quality vita...

In either the most inaccurate or most accurate episode yet, Matt Storrs is silly without being dumb while talking to Dante Powell (@mooserattler) about "CDL" training. Luckily there's an overlap between what Matt thinks CDL is and the area where Dante works. The importance of hand-eye coordination for Call of Duty League and Commercial Driver's Licence training. How does one lear...

Without Gidget, there is no Point Break and that's not a world I want to live in. Matt Storrs knows a considerable amount about the history of gidgets (the 1950s "Gadgets for Girls!"). Jennifer Glick (@glickjen) broadens Matt's understanding by detailing the history of the book and movie character. Was Gidget the first female James Bond? Kind of, yes. There's a direct line fr...

Matt Storrs explains the inability to map Sedona and other areas of high energy. Jake Leizear (@jake_my_day) confirms a surprising amount while providing details about modern cartography. The shocking amount of maps we use each day. The ability to map modern-day monsters. Plus, the importance of having a good map on a drug trip Jake Leizear is a comedian, improviser, producer, and cat father based...

Matt Storrs uses an appropriate use of the word harken while explaining how Warhammer and its varied history. Steven Aleck (aleckrafts) notes that Warhammer spinoffs do not include an operatic tabletop game. How to take on the military-industrial complex through satire. The best paint to use on your figurines to bring out your creativity. Plus, Margaret Thatcher's heavy influence on the world of d...

Matt Storrs details how the best time to take photos of someone is when they're just about to faint. Matt Santos (msantos_photo) calmly corrects and explains how Mr. Storrs isn't too far off in his understanding of the current state of photojournalism. Plus, what's the best graph for your click bate article, find out more! Do scatter plots contain hidden images? The truth might SHOCK y...

Matt Storrs explains how companies have taken the idea of the mantra and brought it to the masses for profit and brand loyalty. Andrew Steiner ( https://steiner.carrd.co/ ) provides insight on how that might not be fully accurate. What the teenage mutant ninja turtle can teach us about meditation. Plus how Matt's mother always thinks poetry is about Matt, and how that might be a form of meditation...

Matt Storrs explains Blink-182 and their connection to bunker bombs and the military-industrial complex. Will Carey (www.awesomedisaster.com / https://awesomedisaster.libsyn.com ) politely tells Matt why he might be mistaken. The surprising connection between Travis Barker and Phil Collins and the disguise skills of Mr. Collins. Plus making bullies your musical compatriates. 

Matt Stores "mattsplains" the unyielding skill of having a customer service voice and how it might not be the best to emply in emergency situations.  Expert Dani Bon, listens, rephrases, and explains the areas where Matt might be mistaken.  Plus, call center employees as band members. Will you be the oboe player or the lead guitarist? The dangers of an authoritative voice and the best ways to ackn...

Matt Storrs gleefully explains the hidden story of what would have been the most popular Cheers spin-off "Norm in Norman" and what Crane brother would have been a better therapist for Tony Soprano. Mandi Kimes (@mixtapemandi / @lanelinesmusic) listens much like Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce might on the show and then delicately corrects Matt. She details her history with the show and how th...

Matt Storrs is punk rock. It has been known since he first saw a bassoon and said, "Yes, this is perfect!" Matt tells Tina Watsky all he knows about the origins of punk.  Turns out his punk idols are Hildegard von Bingen, Beethoven, and Mozart. Plus a discussion of the Phoenix music scene and the perils and dangers of buying a band t-shirt. All today on Mattsplaining. 

Ella Fritts (@fancymeatfritts) joins Matt Storrs to discuss the disaster that was DashCon which, in news to Matt, was not a Dashboard Confessional convention. The convention did not include carnival games based upon Dashboard Confessional songs such as "Vindicated" dunk tank or the "Don't Wait" balloon and dart game. Matt describes the Chris Carrabba kissing booth and the quick spread of disease w...

Caring for diabetic cats is more than putting their necks in your mouth can carrying them from one insulin shot to the next. Matt Storrs speaks with expert Rory Scholl  (rorysrangerz) to discus the famous diabetic cats in history and media. They discuss the Lion King often missed message to diabetics. What Garfield can teach us about choosing our carbohydrates. After this episode you'll be re...

Matt Storrs celebrates Presedent's Day with a friend of the show and friend of life Hattie Hayes ( https://hattiehayes.com ) an excellent writer and expert on poetry. Matt explains poetry and its massive influence on the world of fashion and hats.  A discussion on how ASMR, the most modern form of poetry. They uncover the John Keats hat conspiracy and how it influences media to this day! Debu...

Today Matt Storrs sits down with comedian and high-powered banker Kristofer Royer and explains the most often overlooked aspects of commercial banking. They discuss the emotional capital of the finest business deals and how a good bank can help resolve many romantic disputes. Matt uncovers the dark history of friendship bracelets and their connections to the criminal underworld. It's not an illega...

Matt Storrs explains the Dan Harmon Extended Universe (DHEU) to expert David Piccolomini (@dpiccomedy) and notes how Mr. Harmon's whole career may be to create a litmus test of personalities. That and how bad of a person Chevy Chase is.  They discuss the fascinating connection between Chevy Chase and Hulk Hogan. There's talk of story structure, how to apologize publicly, and commitment to gro...

Matt Storrs explains his TMNT chart to expert Brian McGuinness (https://twitter.com/laughatbrian). Yes he is a Donatello Sun.  Brian is a teenage mutant ninja turtle super fan and expert but he somehow hadn't heard of the missing turtle based on Hieronymus Bosch (Hermy). Together, Brian and Matt discuss Corey Feldman's best work and the various rivalries between the turtles and other teams of muta...

Matt Storrs explains startup fundraising to Jeffrey Shaw (Underground Cellar). Is seed (and nut) funding tied to the success of California almond heists? Maybe. The joys of cold emailing Sharks and using multiple nos from Mark Cuban to garner support from Barbara Corcoran.  Matt insists on the importance of color schemes in creating a great business and Jeff patiently corrects and guides Matt thro...

Batman expert Danny Rathbun joins Matt Storrs only to be Mattsplained regarding the world's greatest detective. Danny patiently listens as Matt details the unproduced plans for the Clayface movie and how Gotham City is the neurotoxin capital of the world.  They also discuss Jon Hamm's dreams of taking over the classic villain Egghead from Vincent Price. With egg prices where they are, maybe it's t...

Fresh off their time at San Francisco Sketchfest, Matt Storrs uses his resting NPR voice to discuss the bands of rampaging horses with Hayden Kristal (@haydenkristal).  Hayden clarifies some of Matt's most offensive inaccuracies while also providing insight into what it takes to care for Squidward and the rest of the 6+(?) horses for which they care. Plus the magic of a Mustang makeover and t...