MATTSPLAINING

Comedian Glen Tickle (Dry Bar Comedy), joins Matt Storrs to talk chess only for Matt to "Mattsplain" the game. Matt discusses the romantic history of chess and how it related to the standard exchange of pheasants.  How Queen's Gambit will reshape chess and how scandal could usher in unexpected chess-related kinks. Game Theory, Magnus Carlsen, Hans Niemann, competition, intrigue, good high-qua...

These are the stories of how there were multiple Law and Order spin-offs that didn't see the light of day. Matt Storrs Mattsplains Law and Order: SVU to comedian and superfan Dan Bublitz Jr. (dbubcomedy). Christopher Meloni has single handly saved leg day. "The hips go into the sky like Chris Meloni's meaty thighs" -the unused tagline for the Booty Bumper. We discuss The Happytime Murders, real-wo...

Matt Storrs explains arm wrestling (competitive hand holding according to Matt) to enthusiasts and coy-expert William Bishop (https://www.facebook.com/william.bishop.796). They talk about wrist strength, con men, and new forms of therapy. Arm wrestling has never been more popular and if you've taken a gander at SCHOOLBOY or Candian Devon Larratt's unbelievable video (if you haven't checked them ou...

Comedian and actor Michael Margetis (https://margetismoviereviews.com and Pizza Party) joins Matt Storrs only for Matt to Mattsplain The Sopranos. They go over the little-known plans for a Big Pussy spinoff for HBO. There was David Chase’s fight for the musical episode and how the Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped what could have been one of the best musical episodes in history. But respect to Anthony...

Matt Storrs know a lot about tarot, less so about the bodies of water in Egypt. The parting of the Nile?? Not so much. Lyssa Mandel (@aflockofsandwiches) brings her expertise to talk tarot and tarot readings. Did Nancy Regan have a connection to tarot cards that lead to the ill effects it had on the war on drugs? Possibly. There's a brief discussion of the Jungian interpretation of the metaphysica...

Today Matt Storrs celebrates America's second prankster Alexander Hamilton with Alex Fossella (@afossella / @alexfossella). Alex sets Matt straight with the details they left out of the hit Broadway musical as well as tips on how to be a better statesman. Plus, a brief discussion on modern and historical culottes. This episode has everything! Learn more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/broad...

Matt Storrs METS-SPLAINS the Mets to diehard fan Stan Talouis (@funnymanstan). The origins of the blue-orange contrast and how it might be a secret plot to bring in new Mets fans. Matt discusses his love of Arancini Bros. Risotto Ball Roulette the most dangerous food competition at the family-friendly Citi Field. They talk about the history of New York stadiums and the vibes of the two parks. What...

Friendship expert Jillian Richardson (@thatjillian / The Joy List)  joins Matt Storrs to hear Matt explain the "best" way to maintain and gain friends as an adult. Jillian sets Matt straight with examples from her work as well as insight from her considerable experience.  It'll be especially helpful if your New Year's Resolution includes finding new friends.  Learn more: "The Ultima...

Today we learn about the failed "Bang Baptism" as Matt Storrs tries to Mattsplain coffee to Kelsey Luks (https://www.tiktok.com/@genderinthiseconomy and https://twitter.com/StepDaddyKelz). We "learn" of coffee's revisionist origins and the tradition of mispronounced names. The Roanoke colony inspired Johnny Appleseed? Maybe, you'll have to listen to learn about that and the magic that is coffee. ...

Matt Storrs is joined by Brook Pridemore (https://brookpridemore.bandcamp.com/) in what might be the most informative chat yet. They discuss the largest ball of string AND twine in Minnesota, the welcoming nature of the Walmart parking lot, and the death metal origins of the camper life movement.  See Brook and support their work: https://www.patreon.com/Brookpridemore https://www.instagram.c...

The love of Gremlins and distrust of capitalism unites Matt Storrs and Dani Aherns (@DaniOverHere) this Christmas season. Matt uncovers Howie Mandel's Method acting tendencies and his surprising connection to Vin Diesel. Capitalism punishes you even if you don't make mistakes, so make the right choice and check out this episode and add Gremlins to your Christmas watchlist. 

On today's MATTSPLAINING, Matt Storrs learns that the Burnout video game series by Acclaim is not the same as "Burnout" which can still lead to a lot of heart-pumping. Burnout expert Chloe Brooks (https://www.chloerbrooks.com/) patiently walks Matt through the symptoms and warning signs of burnout. There's talk "quiet quitting" as well as the best types of wood to pick if you don't want your offic...

In this episode of MATTSPLAINING, Michael Palladino (cycle_tarantino) helps solve the mystery of what famous actors had roles in Unsolved Mysteries. Here's a hint, the ones Matt Storrs mentions may not be accurate.  They reminisce about how upsetting the show could be and think about how oddly comforting Robert Stack could be. You'll enjoy it and maybe you can help solve a mystery. 

Myth, and legends, we cover all sides of Ultimate on Mattsplaining. Lydia Manning (@lydiawomanning) joins Matt Storrs to discuss ultimate (Frisbie if you're casual). Matt tries to uncover the ancient and dangerous origins of the sport while Lydia sets him straight about this soon-to-be Olympic sport. Strategy, technique, conflict resolution, and birdwatching, the sport has everything.  https:...

Matt Storrs explains America's true greatest pastime, professional wrestling, to expert Dale Rasmussen. Dale drops an elbow of knowledge, correcting Matt and exposing the roots of what could be a true art form. They talk AEW and WWE. They discuss tag teams, natural disasters, and the prison industrial complex.  

Matt Storrs chats with clinical ethicist Lexi White and tries to decipher what she does based on word association. He gets shockingly close. They go on to discuss the Hippocratic Oath dealio and the best time to discuss Kirkergard and when somewhat might lose a foot.  In a first for the show, and despite Matt's lack of knowledge on the subject, there's a decent chance the episode could be use...

Matt Storrs discusses the history of bagels with Charles Blokenfeld (https://www.instagram.com/bagelfelds/). After starting into the bagel-making business, Charles has made Bagelfeld's (29th Street and Thomas) a Phoenix staple being one of the only independent bagel shops in America's 5th largest city. That doesn't stop the drove of people thinking they know better. Many well-meaning experts (6-12...

Matt Storrs chats with Archer Rosenkrantz (https://linktr.ee/archiebeshort) and links the furry fandom to Ancient myth and legend. Did it all start out of a hybrid cult of the furries and Dionysus? Unlikely. That doesn't stop Archer from setting Matt straight and explaining the history of a joyful and welcoming community. Learn More: https://furscience.com/

The true reason for the burning of the city of Alexandria is REVEALED as Matt Storrs sits down with Shawn Collins (All Puppet Players) to discuss live puppet theater. There's talk of spells, stagecraft, and a passing reference to Corey Feldman. The history of puppets and puppeteering is vast and full of wonder, unfortunately, Matt seems to think he knows about the secret history.  Find out mo...

Napoleon didn't listen to his generals or his hand puppet. Had he, the world could have been very different. Matt Storrs sits down with Emmett Montgomery (Sugar Plum Gary, in December, go see it if you can!) and discusses a passion project of paper bag puppets.  https://www.instagram.com/emmettmontgomery/?hl=en See Emmett in Sugar Plum Gary this December at 18th and Union in Seattle! https://...

Matt Storrs sits down with scientist turned stand-up comic Ben Miller (IG @thisisbenmiller) to discuss scanning electron microscopes. In a greatly personal journey Matt details the scientific black market, the ethics of lab animals, and the movie What the *Bleep* Do We Know. Ben patiently listens and then details the ins and outs of a fascinating scientific tool.  See Ben's show (Stand-Up Sci...

Matt Storrs sits down and explains rodeos to James Mac a comedian and former bull rider/team roper. Did you know the origins of this wonderful sport? Matt seems to think it has a basis in dressage. James sets him straight, but we're left with lingering questions about the source of clothing on Rodeo Drive. There's danger, there's competition, and there are more than a few inaccuracies. ...

Matt speaks with reluctant podcasting expert Tristan Miller (@tristanjmiller) and they do a podcast about podcasts. We discuss the link between NPR pledge drives and new podcasts as well as male discomfort with friendship. It's far too inside baseball for a second episode, and it's an absolute delight to listen to Tristan try and listen to Matt get podcasting 85% right. Just wait till you see your...

Matt speaks with a Satanist and gets a shocking amount right. Satanic panic and Highlight Magazine linked? Possibly. Seitan, a covert Satanist food item? It could be. Is "Covert Food Item" a decent band name? We think so. Dresden Visage, who does not represent the Satanic Temple in any way, sets Matt straight and we learn that Satanists can be Protestant too.  Learn more:  Speak of the D...